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WYLD_STALLYNS, in When the game is loading and you see your reflection in the TV
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Ouch. Hate knowing how this feels…

SnotFlickerman, in When the game is loading and you see your reflection in the TV
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When the punchline is in the title.

sharkfucker420, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?
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Used to happen on jerboa but I haven’t noticed it in a long while

SaltyIceteaMaker,

That’s cause you can still scroll if the post takes your entire screen (at least i can) and if you click on the post you can just exit with the arrow at the top left corner

Onaltau, in Half a ti
lockhart, in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Her dad will think you already have children

db2, in educational content

It’s politicians who are shoveling money at the Israeli government and increasing our debt. Fix that problem before creating a fake one.

Orbeatle, in Rollin'! Rollin'! Rollin'!

That’s a perfectly sane food to eat.

bmsok,

Fred Durst would like some hot dog flavored water with that to really keep things rollin’

Rolive,

Fred Wurst.

IkarusHagen2, in educational content
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Isn’t zionism the product of some dum dudes fanfiction?

EdibleFriend, in Art imitates life
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Yeah but no seriously one of you motherfuckers bring me some Baja blast

PunnyName,

I can’t even remember the taste, or if I liked it

mrbubblesort, (edited ) in Aberdeen
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https://www.politico.com/news/2023/11/06/trump-civil-fraud-trial-00125515

“I’m not a windmill person,” he said at one point.

“I have a castle,” he said at another.

Of his golf course in Aberdeen, Scotland, he testified: “At some point, maybe in my very old age, I’ll go there and do the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen. Aberdeen is the oil capital of Europe, very rich,” Trump began to say, but he was interrupted by the judge shouting, “Irrelevant!” Trump murmured, “It is.”

Hours into his testimony, Trump attempted to read from a piece of paper he retrieved from his pocket. “I’d love to read this, your honor, if I could. Am I allowed to do that?” Trump asked. The judge said no.

On his way out of court, Kise further applauded Trump’s performance, telling reporters: “In 33 years, I’ve never had a witness testify better.”

This would be a blockbuster comedy if it wasn't real

MedicatedMaybe,

That’s sad in 33 years of pratice the best testimony he has ever gotten from a client is just random rambaling.

Rhynoplaz,

Oh, that was the defense lawyer? I assumed that was the plaintiff.

EmpathicVagrant,

It’s nothing but yes-man speak. Remember that’s the only kind of person he surrounds himself with.

Knusper,

Hours into his testimony, Trump attempted to read from a piece of paper he retrieved from his pocket. “I’d love to read this, your honor, if I could. Am I allowed to do that?” Trump asked. The judge said no.

Now I’m just imagining him reading a chapter of Shakespeare or something, like he thought he was in literature club.

Not that I could imagine Trump visiting a literature club, but I can imagine him thinking it.

Kase,

I am so curious what he paper was. I like to think it was a haiku he wrote

statist43,

A haiku he wrote l, and then turned into an irrelevant essay about some golfclubs and pussygrabbing.

Sry Im not american and dont know what shit he talks about.

Kase,

Haha dw, that was spot on!

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof,

Everything he does feels like a comedy sketch but it’s real life and I hate it.

Bananigans,

The way reality keeps pirating the onion’s articles, it’s a wonder they’re still in business.

decisivelyhoodnoises,

Of course they are still in business. Otherwise where would reality get ideas from?

maeries,

I didn’t know testifying was a competition or smth

TheBat,
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And he’s got a cult.

Amerikkka is fucked.

Sibbo, in Youtubers and Twitter

Gotta make money somehow…

Imgonnatrythis, in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

“No worries, I’m not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point.”

Trollivier, (edited ) in Cat sith

Cat sith?

More like Cait Sith.

Tankiedesantski, in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.

MentallyExhausted, in Maybe it's just a Lemmy phone app problem?

That’s an app bug.

Custoslibera,

I’ve experienced it on Voyager and Memmy not a big deal but slightly disconcerting.

drew_belloc,
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Something like this happens on liftoff, but only when the post crops the image

roon,
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I don’t think it was ever a bug on Voyager, at least I’ve never encountered it with long posts

juja,

It happens to me on voyager. OP didn’t mention but I think they’re specifically referring to videos with vertical height larger than the screen. The video starts playing as you scroll and when the video is playing, I assume any touch gesture on the video is interpreted as video controls so you’re essentially stuck there without being able to scroll. Only way out is to kill the app and relaunch. Maybe it’s specific to iOS. It’s happening to me on iPhone 13 mini.

paschko,

Exactly this happened to me once on voyager (iOS)

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