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brown567, in I kid the sonic fans

Apparently Ariel’s tail is her right leg

Rhynoplaz,

Good thing it isn’t the wrong one!

benjihm, in Why not?

The popemobile has bulletproof glass. If the Goddamn POPE doesn’t believe, why should anyone else?

vonxylofon,

Not any more, actually. Francis rides in the open.

CanadaPlus,

Which kind of makes sense if you think about it. The average pope dies in a few years anyway.

vonxylofon, (edited )

He did say something to that effect, yes.

AncientFutureNow, (edited ) in Why not?

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  • FlyingSquid,
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    If you don’t believe in the FSM and you’re wrong, you’ll get no pasta in the afterlife.

    unionagainstdhmo,
    @unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone avatar

    If to forgive is divine either hell doesn’t exist or god isn’t divine…

    PolandIsAStateOfMind,
    @PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

    Also christian god supposedly don’t like religious opportunists very much so people going pascal on him would probably regret it if it was correct.

    imgprojts,

    All wise, all powerful, just can’t handle money!.. George Carlin.

    m3t00, in Why not?
    @m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

    he sees you when you’re sleeping. he knows when you’re awake

    imgprojts,

    He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

    Fades, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

    Thank you Dr. PP

    HerbalGamer, in That's right
    @HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

    ermahgerd fermo

    BassaForte, in Cat sith
    @BassaForte@lemmy.world avatar

    The power of the sun… In the palm of my hand.

    MooseBoys, in Why not?

    Pascal’s little-known friend Luigi’s wager.

    Rolive,

    Pastas wager?

    Quexotic,

    I think his name is linguini.

    kibiz0r, in Why not?

    There will never be anything more illustrative of the limits of human intellect than the fact that a master logician famously argued that:

    I ought to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that rewards doing XYZ

    …and did not immediately think:

    I ought not to do XYZ because there may be an omnipotent being that punishes doing XYZ

    digger,
    @digger@lemmy.ca avatar

    That’s why I’m working tirelessly to bring Roko’s Basilisk into being! 👍

    abraxas,

    As a theist, I agree. Pascal’s Wager is a terrible argument for God. It doesn’t even address the variety of religions that contradict Christianity with contradicting moral imperatives. It only works if the outcomes are “My Variant of Christian God Exists” or “No God Exists”.

    Quexotic,

    Are you referring to this? en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascal's_wager

    Zerush, in Why not?
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
    LemmyKnowsBest,

    He thought he had religion nailed, but now he’s screwed.

    Sordid,

    Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…

    CanadaPlus, (edited )

    Nails are cheaper, and can be faster to put it. That’s why they’re still a thing.

    Edit: Maybe? Apparently their ability to slip a bit is also useful in construction.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Doesn’t that depend on the application?

    Sordid, (edited )

    I can’t think of an application where a nail is better. Sure, sometimes a nail will do and there’s no need to use a screw, but that doesn’t make the nail better, just cheaper.

    chiliedogg,

    For framing a house a nail is absolutely better. As the house settles, wood shrinks, and the frame flexes in storms or quakes the nails allow the wood to move instead of causing things to warp and break.

    Quexotic,

    TIL. Thank you, internet stranger.

    CanadaPlus,

    TIL. I thought it was just about speed and cost.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Anywhere that you need greater shear or flexibility, nails are preferable.

    Zerush,
    @Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

    It depends on every need and environment

    https://file.coffee/u/lxxrFGPV9hFqtHOJ9lAtM.png

    LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

    Screws genuinely are better fasteners than nails, though…

    Oh so this cartoon depicts a prophet who helped someone upgrade to a more meaningful object of worship.

    funkajunk, in I just might get away with it....
    @funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

    That’s kinda toxic

    taanegl,

    Some families are.

    A_Toasty_Strudel,
    @A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world avatar

    I guess, but talking shit to your siblings is just kinda what happens. Siblings have less of a filter with each other than any two people on the planet. That doesn’t mean they wouldn’t die for each other if it came down to it though.

    CanadianCarl, (edited )

    My older brother has me blocked, younger brother rarely texts me. It is like I am an only child. I am the only one who goes to my parents for holidays. I would never die for my brothers.

    blanketswithsmallpox,

    Your brother’s what!?

    CanadianCarl,

    Fixed my typo.

    blanketswithsmallpox,

    :(

    rockerface,

    Yeah, I’ve seen it said that sibling is like a built-in best friend. And the very best friends will curse you to the depths of hell with a straight face and hear you do the same, and still remain your best friend

    HikingVet,

    It’s not toxic to call out bad behaviour.

    Kusimulkku,

    Lmao of course this is the top reply

    ChicoSuave, in Cat sith

    Glow beans

    joeyv120, in Cat sith

    Thanks. I really needed that today.

    thorbot, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

    I’ll tip them into a fucking ditch, sure

    bl4ckblooc, (edited ) in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

    1 mega plus = 4.5
    1 “roll” =4.55555556
    1 double plus = 2.26666667
    1 super mega = 6.

    Sorry for formatting I’m on mobile

    Wistful,
    @Wistful@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Double space (at the end of the line) = line break

    Easy, regardless of the device you are using.

    bl4ckblooc,

    Hmm, doesn’t seem to be working. Might be specific on the apps maybe

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