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RIP_Cheems, in These blueberries are getting expensive!
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Do I have autism?

Hellstormy,
@Hellstormy@lemmy.world avatar

Yesn’t

Teritz,

Go to Professional Help if its a Serious Question.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

It was meant to be light hearted. Sorry for the confusion.

loaExMachina, (edited ) in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

Is this a staged joke? Is everyone here in some conspiracy to make me believe that either the world went mad or I did? Why is everyone calling every Marvel movie “peak” but the first Iron Man? Obviously, this was the best one.

MalachaiConstant,

It was all downhill from there for me too

Varixable, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

Marvel peaked with the first Blade movie and it’s all been varying flavors of downhill since then. This is the truth.

cashews_best_nut,

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill!

eletes,
@eletes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Watched Blade for the first time Saturday and that line gave me whiplash.

cashews_best_nut,

As a teen in the 90s this was the coolest fucking fight ever! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZuZZzvJxR8

I bought the official soundtrack and listened to it on my MiniDisc every morning on the way to college! Pumped me up ready for the days battle against vampires (and maths) :D

dangblingus,

furious katana spinning gif

Domille, in Cat sith

glow beans!

swab148, in Cat sith
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“Only a dog deals in absolutes.”

PolarisFx, in Please, not again.
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But “My Cartoon President” will come back, I can enjoy it until the apocalypse starts.

Classy, in These blueberries are getting expensive!

Good think studying botany is mostly free

looks up travel prices

looks up field gear prices

looks up cost of accreditation in order to get jobs in botany

Never mind

MycoBro,

My life is botany and mycology. I make money from it. Not spend money. You don’t need a accreditation to study, grow, love plants and you don’t need work for anyone else.

Narrrz,

hmmm, any tips on making money from it?

I'm a hobbyist gardener - or, rather, plant enthusiast - but even if I know that the plants themselves might be considered valuable, the scale I'd have to engage in it to make it capable of supporting me in its own is... daunting, to say the least.

MycoBro,

A fun one is set you up a nice little greenhouse’situation (use what you got. Figure it out) and get a bunch of tomatoes started real early. Then you can sell knee high plants as soon as the frost is past for $20 a pop

lightnsfw,

People pay money for tomatoes? My neighbors were offering me sacks of them all summer long.

MycoBro, (edited )

Yes. People buy tomatoes. What? I’m glad you got motherfuckers just handing out fruits and vegetables in your neighborhood but you have to realize that you are a special case.

SuspiciousUser,

Yeah well when I close my eyes you don’t even exist!

EmpathicVagrant, in Invariably it happens just as we drive out of our street

That’s what the pre launch check is for.

Shayeta, in These blueberries are getting expensive!

I have the worst one. I am a hobby hopper. I buy all that is necessary to get adept at a hobby, get there and get bored and give up. Rinse and repeat.

Iceman,

ADHD autism

vonxylofon,

On the internet, nobody knows you’re one of these: 1000034683

misterwu, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

Try the strange juice

rchive, in Never has never will

Capitalists would argue that between capitalism and socialism, capitalism is the one that better accounts for greed, as it generally has laws to con strain it but otherwise uses it to generate all the production that’s the hallmark of modern society, division of labor, economy of scale, technological advancement, etc. Socialism doesn’t really deal with greed, it just sort of wishes it away. That’s why so many societies that have started down the socialist path have become at best poor and at worst authoritarian murder factories like the Soviet Union, Maoist China, Chavist Venezuela, the Khmer Rouge’s Cambodia, etc.

Grayox, (edited )
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Communism quite literally exists to mitigate greed, and there is nothing stopping Capitalist countries from becoming authoritarian Murder Factories like Modern Russia, The United States, Britain, France, Belgium, and countless other examples of colonial powers that have exploited and murdered native populations. Billionaires get arrested and taxed all the time in modern China. While they almost never suffer the same fate in Capitalist countries.

rchive,

No European country or the US is anything like Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge. Orders of magnitude different.

Billionaires get arrested and taxed all the time in modern China.

They don’t get arrested for the reasons you or I would arrest them, they get arrested for crossing the CCP. Billionaires do face punishment in the capitalist West.

Cannacheques,

Literally no economic system or political science yet has managed to prevent the internalised drive for familicide or authoritarian violence funnily enough, one can only hope that rationality prevails over bad thoughts, but not on the basis of civilization or self preservation, but through the collective conscience of humanity coming to understand how best to maximize the available entropy and energy within society to produce the most jobs, the most utility, the most potential sex, the most systems of funding and all other human desires.

Consider thot the US is a very rich democracy yet has many school shootings, Saudi Arabia has had to deal with corrupt funding of terrorists, China uses AI to bait people into crime and arrests people on false charges and then plays catch and release while Israel funds Hamas, imports overseas Jews and then exports violent “settlers” into the Palestinian borders.

Consider that even millionaire dictators who go on holiday will occasionally commit mass genocide. All of these bad things… Are not going to disappear because of capitalism, but we can at least say that they would become more foreseeable and preventable in a world where we have movies or stories that discuss our present these monstrosities to light

rchive,

Given the choice between greed with poverty vs greed with wealth, I choose greed with wealth aka capitalism. Like I said, capitalism at least does some good with the greed. Socialism, etc. pretends it can make greed go away, but it obviously can’t.

Sidenote, a vanishingly small portion of people in the US are killed or injured in school shootings. They’re obviously bad, but when comparing societies on the societal scale, they make basically no impact.

Avnar,

Have you looked at Soviet Russia? They went from Feudal Backwater to Man in space within 43 years. Then Socialism was illegally overthrown against the will of the Soviet People, and all metrics fell, (Child) Prosecution, life expectancy,… There is no choice between Wealth or poverty you are born into one or the other and you are just lucky you are born in the West. Socialism always created better Economic outcomes for most people at the same level of Development as Capitalist countrys.

rchive,

Everyone went from feudal backwater to something else in that era. The US was poorer than Argentina per capita. That’s not really saying that much. It’s also not saying that much because of course if you have a strong central authority you can divert resources from more valuable production toward national pride vanity projects like a space travel. What really matters is how productive your economy is, how much it can produce for its society, and on that front the US defeated the Soviet Union soundly.

I have nothing against a space program, I just don’t see that as a very strong indicator of the success of a society.

Avnar,

The US wasnt feudal in 1918, they where never Feudal. And they had a lot more industrial development than russia. Servdom in Russia was abolished in 1861. The US was always better economicly (for white people) because they had this industrial headstart, they werent destroyed in WW2 and the US had colonies and fought very hard to keep them. Panama, Chile,… If you want to compare a Capitalist countys with socialist ones at least pic one with a similar development level. You will soon find out that Capitalism only works for the heads of countys that are exploiting less developed countys resources and labour. Some scraps fall from the table down to the general population but only as much to keep them from revolting.

The space race on both sides created a lot of inovation that laid the ground work for among other things Computers and Satelites today.

And there is a declassified CIA document from 1983 that says that the soviet diet was potentialy better than the USs. That chaned drastically after the return to “Freedom” in Russia.

rockerface, in In our lifetimes 🤞

I wish there was at least half the amount of this kind of memes about Russia

empireOfLove,

Yeah but that would go against the hexbear narrative of “neo-USSR good because communism, anything western-adjacent is imperialism bad”

Nuance, or frankly any political intelligence, is not their strong suit

sharkfucker420, (edited )
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No one on hexbear likes Russia in its current state. No one thinks it is a “neo-USSR” (lmao). Russia is not Communist and no self respecting communist would call it that. The West is imperialist and bad, the most obvious example of this being the entire global south.

Have you ever been on hexbear?

empireOfLove, (edited )

No one on hexbear likes Russia in its current state.

Meanwhile in this thread by hexbear users: “nothing Russia is doing is that bad, they should just become citizens, stop hating on russia”

For “not liking” Russia imperialism, they sure spend a lot of fucking time apologizing for Russia’s imperialism. We can hate multiple despotic shitholes at the same time, they are not mutually exclusive.

mathemachristian,

I mean the fact that you think the people of hexbear support the Russian Federation thinking its communist but then go on to say they have no nuance or political intelligence is kind of funny

ikiru,
FuckyWucky, (edited )

sure, make comparisons between Nazi Germany, Apartheid Israel and … Russia

Are Ukrainians being crammed into a strip being bombed constantly without food or water? Russia despite being reactionary in many ways (eg LGBTQ rights) is relatively tolerant towards religious and ethnic minorities.

Such malicious comparison. Fuck you.

Valmond,

Oh no, hexbear is leaking again.

Go back to your dictator-loving friends and stay there.

520, (edited )

Oh fuck off. Russia is committing cultural genocide and is constantly bombing civilian targets. Russia thinks nothing of bombing hospitals or other civilian infrastructure. The only reason the Ukrainians are not also being crammed into a strip is because Russia's military hasn't been capable of doing that.

Edit: clarity

rockerface,

Actually, yes, Ukrainians that happened to live in the east of Ukraine are in fact stuck in a literal war zone without feasible way to live… unless they accept Russian “citizenship”, that is

FuckyWucky, (edited )

they can get to Europe because they are white enough. Its not an open air prison in the same way Gaza is.

Russian bombing campaign is nothing like Gaza. Gazans can’t obtain Israeli citizenship, Palestinian passports aren’t widely recognized. Meanwhile both Ukrainian and Russian passports are internationally recognized.

unless they accept Russian “citizenship”, that is

A citizenship is a citizenship. No need for quotes, Russian citizens can get Russian passports, get access to Russian benefits and travel.

Stop making silly comparisons.

The only people who can be compared to the situation Palestinians are in right now are Rohingya Muslims.

rockerface,

No shit, nothing is the same way Gaza is. Doesn’t make it a non-issue. And “citizenship” deserves quotes if it’s enforced by an invading military.

Also, good luck getting to anywhere, when all airports and major roads leading out of the occupied territory are blocked and/or destroyed.

culpritus,
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Ukrainian militias have been shelling Donbas for about 8 years before 2022.

SilentStorms,

If you think the Western public is more anti-Isreal than rabidly anti-Russia, I don’t know what to tell you.

Disclaimer: I think they’re both fucking awful. Isreal is objectively worse though.

rockerface,

Not the public, just this community. Although it could be confirmation bias on my side

SilentStorms,

Its also just what’s in the news. If Lemmy was big in March 2022, we would likely be flooded with them.

RamrodBaguette,

This was about settler-colonial states in particular. Not to say I wouldn’t love to see the Bourgeois Russian state go through another 7-11-1917.

russia-cool

USSR

rockerface,

That’s fair. Wasn’t trying to take a jab at you in particular, if it came off that way, I’m sorry

paysrenttobirds, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

It usually says price per total area, but this whole thing is why I just buy the recycled ones. If someone’s going to cheat me it may as well be for a good cause.

Thteven,
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Yeah but then the store uses different measurements on all the price tags so you need a fuckin calculator to actually compare them.

GreenMario, in Almost that time of year

I don’t like it when people get me stuff based on my interests. It’s always the wrong shit or really bad shit.

Just get me socks lol.

scrubbles,
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Yep. I like computer gear. The worst gifts are some niche crap like weird USB drives that I don’t need. Slightly better are gift cards to Best buy - but really the gear I need you can’t find there.

Socks are universal. Socks are love. Give me socks, then I don’t have to spend my money on socks.

thepiguy, in Pain

When sleep changes from an escape from depression to just a timeskip to more of it

force, (edited )

sleep is depression, i say as someone with adhd-induced inspmnia on top of just regular insomnia who can’t sleep for shit

i spent 3 hours lying down with my eyes closed not being able to sleep after getting 2 hours of sleep the night before, after staying up for 24 hours straight. end me

funkajunk,
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Send me your address, I will bring a very large rock.

SeducingCamel,

What fuels your sleeplessness? Even when I feel super tired it’s still a long combined process of constant tossing and turning and not being able to shut my brain up

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