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magnetosphere, in The call of the void is irresistible to toddlers
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Even when they’re far too young to verbalize the idea, toddlers inherently know that the only time they can attempt certain things is when no Big People are looking.

akariii,

attempt things like suicide?

magnetosphere,
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But they don’t know it’s suicide, so that makes it cute. Right? Uh, right?

AncientFutureNow, in Almost that time of year

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  • Bamboodpanda,

    40 year old checking in. My wife once convinced my entire family to gift me packs of the exact same brand and style of socks. She threw away all of my old and mismatched pairs.

    It’s still one of the greatest Christmas gifts I’ve ever gotten.

    pomodoro_longbreak,
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    Very similar story here. There really is nothing like a drawer full of good quality, fresh, springy socks.

    AnIntenseMoist,

    I’m 25 and a nice pair of socks and good undies fills the void in my soul like nothing else could.

    ursakhiin, in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.

    Just think, somewhere in the multiverse is a universe where boomers can’t afford houses because their kids traveled back in time and bought them all up.

    dubyakay,

    *can’t afford multiple rental properties

    interolivary,
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    Captain Buzzkill here, but an infinite number of universes wouldn’t necessarily guarantee that every possible scenario happens.

    As an analogy, there’s an infinite amount of integers, but you’re not going to find 1.5 in them.

    ExLisper,

    I’ve heard it’s just before the last one.

    Halosheep,

    Infinite universes doesn’t define infinite in any real way. You’ve defined infinity as all integers but infinity can be defined to include all rationals as well, which would include 1.5. In an unbounded infinite universes where the universe exists, you should find every possible scenario.

    interolivary, (edited )
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    It was an analogy for how something infinite doesn’t necessarily contain everything you can think of, not meant to be taken absolutely literally (hence the word “analogy” there). Also I got this from some physicist so I didn’t pull it out of my own butt, I’ll try find a source

    UnspecificGravity, in Please, not again.

    Don’t worry, there is a slightly less senile and marginally more human out of touch old man with bad ideas here to save us. Lucky us, I know I’m inspired to be led by shitty old man A or shitty old man B.

    kryostar, in that look tho
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    Each time this meme get reposted his tyre gets sanded down just a bit more.

    ObviouslyNotBanana, in they dont know brain named them
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Actually he was named by another brain.

    Taniwha420, in The two most stolen items

    I discovered one lighter that no one will steal from me. They’ll give it back to me a week later when we run into each other. It’s a Toronto Maple Leafs lighter. I buy them whenever I see them now.

    tacosplease,

    Someone left their lighter at a house party we had. “Donnie’s fucking lighter” was professionally printed on it. I have so much respect for Donnie.

    qooqie, in Wait... nevermid you're right.

    If it’s an innocent lie like “I was sick last weekend sorry couldn’t hang out” and in reality they were hanging out with their mother or had to put down their dog then whatever. If they didn’t want to tell you they didn’t want to tell you

    andrew_bidlaw,
    @andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

    What if they were hanging out with their dog or had to put down their mother? You’d be glad they haven’t got sick that weekend.

    I Am Legend movie poster

    Shaun of the Dead movie poster

    moosetwin,
    @moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I love putting down my mother on the weekends.

    bingbong,

    I also love putting down your mother on the weekends.

    helpImTrappedOnline,

    I’ve got Thursdays and Fridays

    moosetwin,
    @moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    wait a minute

    AlolanYoda, in FYI

    I’m sorry, this is one of the most amazing twists on this meme I’ve ever seen. I burst out laughing. Is it OC?

    Masimatutu,
    @Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

    It was made (in Canada) by @MeanwhileinCanada

    Appoxo,
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    dead :(

    AlolanYoda,

    I can see them just fine! Just to make sure, this is a Mastodon account, so I’m not sure you can see their posts on Lemmy

    Appoxo,
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    When I click on the link (sync client but it opens in the embedded firefox browser):
    https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/4f7379a5-2b6a-46e3-8e94-537ca239a6af.png

    Masimatutu,
    @Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

    Ah, that’s what they mean. No, lemmy doesn’t federate posts that aren’t on any community, meaning all microblog posts. Kbin does however, I’m pretty sure.

    Appoxo,
    @Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Kbin works.
    Your link opens in an embedded browser. Maybe the link is misinterpreted.

    Masimatutu,
    @Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

    Depends on the client. Website doesn’t make it clickable, Jerboa can open it locally without problems, Eternity also opens it locally but has problems loading.

    Ashigaru, in Invariably it happens just as we drive out of our street
    @Ashigaru@kbin.social avatar

    They're on his forehead, tho...

    wraithdrone, in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

    Honestly, as far as the ensemble movies go, I personally think Marvel peaked with the first Avengers movie…

    rchive,

    Winter Soldier is the peak for me, with Civil War just barely below it.

    Blackmist, (edited )

    Hard agree. The others just don’t give any characters enough to time to do anything other than show, do a bit of fan service, and fuck off again. Endgame is a complete clusterfuck.

    The only things that have been anywhere near that good since are the Spiderman (maybe not the middle one) and Guardians of the Galaxy (James Gunn is just at home doing this stuff) movies.

    I wanted the Taika Waititi and Sam Raimi films to be a lot better than they were, and they just feel too constrained by the House of Mouse for the kind of directors they are.

    altima_neo, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
    @altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

    Nothings showing up for me?

    Omega_Haxors, (edited ) in Yeh seriously

    I don’t like the implication that this leaves you with. There are two readings of this and neither are good:

    1. The meme is conflating Judaism and Zionism which is quite literally antisemitism.
    2. It implies that people should be antisemitic because Israel is bad, which is antisemitic on so many more levels.

    Very likely the OP didn’t consider the implications of their meme but there’s also a chance they posted this in bad faith.

    EDIT: Yeah this is a troll account, shame on everyone who upvoted this blatant nazi. Shit like this gives legitimacy to Israel’s crocodile tears.

    AceFuzzLord, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

    This is what happens when you do either literal translations or just don’t pay your translators enough to properly translate.

    Frostbeard, in Where is it damn it ???

    Demotivationals?!! I have not seen these for over 12 years. Let’s bring them back

    Gradually_Adjusting,
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    Can’t be arsed, they worked

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