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sarmale, in Calculus? Nah, bro, that's easy stuff

What does this even mean, I buy them separately

brianorca,

It means they either roll it more tightly (more layers per inch) or they make the roll bigger (hope it still fits your roll holder) to stuff more paper on each roll. So they are advertising the package as “72 regular rolls” when it’s only 12 physical rolls.

MotoAsh, in This feels like a trap of some sort..

It is a trap. They want slavery back even if it’s at the expense of a brighter future.

Karyoplasma, in I cut out AvocadoToast™ and now I'm a millionaire.

Backwards time travel is physically impossible. You would need to travel at truly negative speed to achieve it, but the magnitude of speed is always positive.

Zuberi, (edited )
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Whoosh material right here.

Edit: Apparently OP is making a joke. Mmmhmm

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Whoosh aa a meme should die

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Imagine assuming the other party didn’t get the joke in the pic but just chose to ignore it, just so the dumb reddit meme can live on!

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Stop trampling on our hopes and dreams, it’s all we have left.

Chrobin,

Correction: You’d need to travel with a speed higher than the vacuum speed of light.

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Thinking about it, it’s even more complicated than that. You’re right that a negative speed would not work since the square of a negative number is positive anyway. But a speed higher than c would result in a negative square root, so no real solution. Also, traveling at exactly the speed of light would divide by zero lol

But maybe our formula is wrong. Or it’s just impossible, who knows?

v8bmx3, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@v8bmx3@lemmy.ml avatar

😂

sirico, in Almost that time of year
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

Merino wool socks are good tier presents

Pantherina,

Hmm, what brand? Mine feel like they are meant for the feet, but after like a few weeks/months of walking I had holes in them. From Dilling as its the only Mulesing free brand here. So I only wear then in shoes and outdoors, when my foot want do be extra comfy

MrVilliam,

Darn Tough come with a lifetime warranty. If you get holes in them, you mail them back and they ship you a new pair. Just beware of counterfeits. I have 4 pair and will only wear them to work where I’m in boots and on my feet climbing ladders and shit for 12 hour shifts. My feet sweat a ton which used to cause red, itchy, gross feet. Now my feet are pretty normal. Is Darn Tough the only brand that works? Almost certainly not, but they also have that warranty that you seem to need. Each pair is like $20 because of that, but if you hike or work long hours on your feet, I think it’s a worthwhile investment.

Pissnpink, in This feels like a trap of some sort..

Well you can’t give them fun weapons without targets to use them.

lurch, (edited ) in At least I'm rich in groceries

Just order a pizza and eat the warm pinapple from the top 😂

dangblingus, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

Aint no rent moratoriums stfu

JokeDeity, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

LMFAO, I think I’ll pass.

VintageTech, in wake and bake can be a gamble

Or: The most productive day of your life or let me go back to sleep for 30mins (wake up tomorrow)

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

I had a roommate that was super productive after he smoked. Him and I are not the same.

sharkfucker420,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Yeah I can only smoke socially because if I have regular access to weed I’ll simply never do anything ever

Mog_fanatic,

The first time I ever got high I freaked out and just cleaned the fuck out of the kitchen and then took like a 4 hr nap lol that was a one time thing tho. Now I’m just perma piece of shit.

VintageTech,

I need those people in my life to teach me their ways. Just not today.

baatliwala, (edited ) in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

I thought comic book movies were in decline until the Batman came out. The question is if Marvel is willing to part from their generic formula so their movies feel fresh.

Marvel needs some good direction from a management level, they need to build an Avengers team of writers who can really think of an overarching plot and have an end goal. They keep introducing new characters and then just don’t use them at all (where is Shang Chi?), their IP is spread out too much across unnecessary TV shows, they need to get their budget under control because somehow everything costs a billion, and their end product is worsened by the fact that their VFX teams are being overrun. This is Kevin Feige’s time to shine more than ever and he needs to show Disney that he can earn that pay.

Ranvier,

Exactly. I was a big fan of the Batman, adapting the neo noir feel really helped it stand out.

Disney is kind of starting to figure this out on the star wars side with Andor and the Mandalorian. Creating unique stories with varying, structure, genre and tone. Every marvel movie just feels so generic and blends into every other, gets boring. Wanda vision had a glimmer of genius before devolving back to generic marvel meh stuff.

LongbottomLeaf, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
Kusimulkku, in Almost that time of year

I do need those socks and underwear, I’m never buying it myself

lightnsfw,

I haven’t bought any clothes in like 2 years. I just ask for them on christmas. Thanks female family members!

artaxthehappyhorse, in idk bro

When you’re juggling too many interrelated tangents in your brains RAM and start getting cache misses like crazy and go full core dump

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

When your program dereferences dangling pointers and throws exceptions and runs out of stack space due to fragmentation and leaks.

MotoAsh, in Think we should intervene?

The actual truth if you believe Christian theology. Angels AND God are fully capable of changing things, but free will is sort of like the Prime Directive in Star Trek if you want to be charitable. Uncharitably, we’re God’s play things and only a tiny fraction of the most loyal will see true reward.

The vast field of ambiguity between those two points is … kinda’ the point in why there has been so much quarrel even between Christian sects.

CyberEgg,

No, the christian god its not just capable of changing things, it is omnipotent. That means it could change things without interfering with the free will.

MotoAsh, (edited )

The point about being omnipotent vs free will is… if he does ANYTHING to change our fate, he’s corrupting free will, which is supposed to be our greatest gift.

The entire concept of an omniprescient and all powerful being is nonsensical as described by Christians. A being LITERALLY CANNOT be all knowing, all kind, and omnipotent. Not if our reality is involved.

That is why there is so much debate over the nature of god and “good”. As described, it is literally impossible, so it becomes incredibly subjective.

Morals are subjective, and so is God.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

if he does ANYTHING to change our fate, he’s corrupting free will, which is supposed to be our greatest gift.

Not really, unless you consider that every interaction with anything interferes or “corrupts” our free will. If I plan on playing a game, but a friend of mine says “dude, don’t, you’ll regret it, it fucking sucks”, and I decide to not play, did this friend corrupt my free will?

MotoAsh, (edited )

Your analogy is a little broken. God wouldn’t be simply telling you not to. God is literally changing what you want to do, or any other number of “omnipotent” actions that are not possible by someone not omnipotent.

The concept itself is incompatible with reality that operates like ours. Ours has clear, obvious, demonstrable, and repeatable rules. If those rules change, we literally cannot tell.

Omnipotence is quite literally a pointless point when there is literally NOTHING that demonstrates power beyond the existing rules. There is literally nothing that breaks causality in our reality. Our reality and existence is quite literally incompatible with omnipotence as described in the bible.

PsychedSy,

To be fair, if he sets the board and knows the dice rolls he can create a universe that has both free will and only peeps that go to heaven.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Yes, but such a universe is still fundamentally incompatible with Christian (and most other) religious teachings.

There would be absolutely NO point in praying or asking for help in a universe with absolute free will, yet that is exactly what Christians (and many others) teach. It shows up all over in how they treat others and civil policy.

It’s why they’re so pro punishment: You make a choice to do bad things, you had free will to choose not to, so you must be bad. It’s not completely broken logic that they use, but it is absolutely not a self-consistent set of rules.

ricecake,

Strictly talking the logic of it, if you’re omnipotent, then you have the power do do anything, and that includes the power to do flagrantly self contradictory things, defy logic and still be logically consistent.

The “if you’re omnipotent” part is a pretty big “if”, but it’s not inconsistent to say that “anything” includes the ridiculous.

Rediphile,

Can an omnipotent god microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?

MotoAsh, (edited )

I mean… Not really. Paradoxes don’t actually exist. Causality itself would fail to work if literally inconsistent things could be magically made consistent. It’s fundamentally not how the universe works. Literally. What you ask for could exist, but not in a universe that behaves like ours. It is fundamentally incompatible with what is observed.

Yes, completely and fundamentally incompatible. Even if God could start up a billion universes with a billion rules … ours doesn’t work like that. It’s like a game character saying, “yea well the devs could totally make this RPG a FPS game!”

Is the possibility true? Yes. Though for no reason the game character will ever comprehend nor be able to ever observe. It is fundamentally a pointless point that adds no new information to the equation.

ricecake,

We’re discussing logical consequences of a thing, not if the thing is possible in the first place.
You don’t have to talk logical consistency to rule out “all knowing and all powerful” if you’re just looking at how things work in reality.
In reality, you can’t be all powerful or all knowing. Done, end of story. It’s impossible on the face of it.

In the hypothetical where something can be all powerful, then the power to do whatever, even in a universe that behaves like ours does, is consistent.
The power to do anything includes the absurd, inconsistent, and contradictory.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Logic requires cause and effect. If you break cause and effect, logic means nothing.

If you keep logic, then again: Paradoxes don’t actually exist. At the end of the day, something is true or it’s not. If you’re dealing with something both true and not true, you are literally and quite directly dealing with something unresolved. We fundamentally do not observe unresolved things.

It is conceptually, definitionally, not compatible with observed reality. “Observed reality” literally cannot reference such things. The question itself is nothing but a thought experiment that far too many people fail to execute.

CyberEgg,

Yep, omnipotence is logically impossible. But try tell that a christian. That’s my point, the christian god is logically impossible.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

He seemed to be happy to intervene in the Bible. Many times. So hasn’t he already corrupted free will?

TheSanSabaSongbird,

Save yourself the trouble; free will as we normally conceive of it is entirely an illusion.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Literally any plans, any kind of tweaks, no matter how small or how far in advance he’s playing it. If you alter events or shift things to your end goals, you have destroyed free will.

hydroptic,

free will is sort of like the Prime Directive in Star Trek if you want to be charitable

This is a hilarious way of putting it, and as someone who hasn’t been all that steeped in christianity to be very familiar with it, that actually told me a lot 😄

MotoAsh, (edited )

That’s only the kind and charitable interpretations. There are ample stories of God directly murderizing people just for disobeying a direct order.

IMO, it’s all complete codswallop that’s been misconstrued off of the simple recordings of history and an attempt at passing on wisdom about which rulers were good and why.

After all, all it takes is some narcissistic piece of shit emperor to declare they shall be referred to as “god”, and no other rulers will even be recorded as having a similar honorific … and bam. God as described in the Bible suddenly makes perfect sense being a fickle piece of shit because he’s just a bastardized history of seemingly good rulers dealing with completely different problems in completely different ways.

Now, I don’t think that’s all of it. There is obviously much spirituality and baby’s first philosophy wrapped up in there, too.

hydroptic, (edited )

God as described in the Bible suddenly makes perfect sense being a fickle piece of shit because he’s just a bastardized history of seemingly good rulers dealing with completely different problems in completely different ways.

This isn’t even all that far from the popular hypotheses about the history behind some of the stuff in the Bible, but the reason why the God of the Bible seems so damn fickle is that it’s likely an amalgamation of two different early Israelite / Canaanite gods: El and YHWH aka. Yahweh (and that name probably sounds familiar. Guess why!) If you’re interested in history, check out the book A History of God by Karen Armstrong, a nun-turned-atheist-historian. It’s an extremely interesting look into the prevailing hypotheses about the history of the 3 Abrahamic religions.

Now, it’s been a while since I read that book or about this in general so I’m not 100% sure I’m not mixing Yahweh and El up, but I think in general the ones where God goes all “FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR” to some person or nation are El. In general in the “Elohist” passages that descend from stories of El, God is described as something really abstract or non-human, such as the burning bush. Also, interestingly the name still pops up in the (Hebrew-language) Bible in various forms.

In the “Yahwist” passages, God is described in a more personal and intimate way, and again if I remember right Yahwew is the more laid-back “facet” of the Biblical God. Interestingly the OG YHWH really hated farming and farmers, and there’s a general theme that farming and soil are somehow connected to evil, and you can see some that in the Bible; Cain was a farmer, for example. My own pet hypothesis for this is that that dates back to the agricultural revolution, when conservatively minded people would absolutely have thought that that newfangled woke farming bullshit is going to destroy society, and this sense of farming as a source of evil could have gotten incorporated into religion. Yahweh is also why depictions of God are forbidden.

Historical regional rulers did, however, affect eg. which god was favored, or what was part of the official religion, and on top of that a lot of the stories of different rulers and even some of the prophets in the Bible are essentially self-insert fanfic for some king or another.

MotoAsh, (edited )

Oh excellent, sounds like a book I’ll have to pick up so I can put some real substance behind my hunches. Thanks for the recommend.

Cannacheques,

If we’re going to take the Bible as stories that are somewhat partially true, I’d like to imagine that God as described was or is a supernatural nth dimensional being that allows for the manifestation of the human conscience in our moments of greatest suffering, but upholds a disassociative desire for a greater justice or harmony that can appear to many as an almost alien destructive nature and the tendency to punish, while another aspect or being above us, perhaps the same one, is basically a chilled out stoner who enjoys being lazy, exploring mushrooms as food, but doesn’t like the idea of farming and sedentary lifestyle.

Please enjoy my verbal diarrhoea haha

MonkderZweite,

So the playthings with dunning-kruger who are loyal are still playthings after?

MotoAsh, (edited )

Depends entirely on the religious sect. Some believe we live happily ever after in a similar condition but in paradise, some believe the believers get ascended to godhood, literally able to create universes.

It is an entire spectrum of fantasy, and that’s just the Christian sects.

Cannacheques,

Gnosticism is another old collection of beliefs that’s quite interesting to read about

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

free will is sort of like the Prime Directive in Star Trek

That’s a really apt comparison because they play fast and loose with the prime directive all the time, using it as an excuse for inaction while flagrantly disregarding it whenever it suits them

MotoAsh, (edited )

The great irony is, the Prime Directive is to try and control the emotional overreaction of humans and is indeed often ignored by Star Trek for supposedly moral reasons… It is terribly ironic that it makes such a perfect analogy to how God, a supposedly far superior being, is described as acting in the Bible.

In Star Trek, it’s ignored to help people. In the Bible, it’s ignored because God is having a bad day and needs to lay down some punishment without being labeled a massive hypocrite because daddy do no wrong.

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