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Dr_Fetus_Jackson, in No context

I bought bidets for the house during the COVID toilet paper lunacy and it’s likely the best personal hygiene investment I’ve ever made. I still get upset when I have to poop somewhere that doesn’t have a bidet.

devopspalmer,
@devopspalmer@lemmy.world avatar

I installed mine during COVID lockdowns - wife got one as a gift for baby shower and we never used it but 2 years later I broke it out during the dark times for toilet paper and it saved our ass, literally. Definitely the best improvement ever, yet some people do feel weird about them, like middle schooler homophobia or some shit

dessalines,

Same.

Limeey, in MACHETE

I’m know it’s a meme, but a lot of people actually live like this. It’s part of that insanity of fear that people live in. “Except one” implies that it’s inevitable that you’ll be attacked in the night.

It’s just like the psychos who stock up on guns, they’re positive that “it’s only a matter of time”

People are fuckin stupid

flamingo_pinyata,

It’s not paranoia if they are really after you

geogle,
@geogle@lemmy.world avatar

It could still be paranoia

dynamo, (edited )

Better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.

Long as you don’t go overboard, i think it’s perfectly reasonable to have something to defend yourself with. Granted, i would think a reasonable amount of guns to have for home defence would be 1, but i’m european so i dunno

JeeBaiChow, in Water, water, everywhere...

Lol @people eating with the same hands they clean their assholes with.

Strawberry,

do you use your dominant hand to open doors

ExLisper,

You clean your ass with your second set of hands? Nice!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA, in Water, water, everywhere...
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I just lick it off

MystikIncarnate,

How many licks does it take to get to the center?

Jknaraa, in Water, water, everywhere...

Why would you want to watch that?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Bidet users are depraved kinksters

MystikIncarnate,

As someone with a bidet… Don’t tell them our secrets.

Mothra, in MACHETE
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar
EmpathicVagrant,

A machete meme about how machete don’t meme, is this the new recursive?

HonkTonkWoman, in Cavity search

Is the screenshot blurry?

AI_toothbrush,

To be honest i dont know what the hell happened there. The top and bottom are blurry???

brbposting,

Yes… an artistic choice, I believe.

jettrscga,

Huh. I’m not convinced text message screenshots warrant any amount of artistic license.

brbposting,

Even screenshots of fake conversations?!

Kase,

You mean to tell me this conversation is fake?? How am I supposed to believe anything I read on the internet now??

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

It’s clearly photoshopped/fake af

helpImTrappedOnline,

Perfectly clear on my end

::: spoiler Jk, that screenshot is no good :::

lseif,

jsyk the spoiler isnt formatting for me. i think you need a title after spoiler

XTornado,

Idk how it works but the spoiler thing is shit. Like there are multiple ways of making spoilers and some work on certain apps/instances and not in others… It’s shit.

Theirs works fine to me on Sync

lseif,

interesting. im on jerboa btw

Ghyste, in struggle

Lolol everything is a meme let’s just delete all the other communities and have one garbage dump.

Kase,

How isn’t this one a meme tho?

mindbleach,

Every community without sufficient moderation becomes /r/Funny with different CSS.

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar
Stache_, in Water, water, everywhere...

Idk about you guys, but I typically don’t watch other people wipe their ass lol

HipHoboHarold,

Don’t kink shame

MrVilliam,

What if kink shaming is my kink?

s_s,

I know an adult care nurse, she told me “everyone wipes their ass differently and they’re all convinced their way is the only way.”

astraeus, in Radically different
@astraeus@programming.dev avatar

There’s a Bocchi the Rock community!? I’ve been missing out

MentalEdge,
@MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yes, and there are actually some occasional posts, even.

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar

I have subscribed for just such an occasion.

MTK, in Which pill do you choose?

Red, and then just get bitcoins early on and invest in tesla, by the time i’m back at 2024 I would have way more then 10M

pyrflie,

Where is your initial stake coming from. You had money at 6. Most everyone didn’t even with foreknowledge.

Congrats you just discovered privilege.

InputZero,

Upvote because you’re not wrong.

MTK,

You are not wrong but I don’t see how this is relevant to this hypothetical post

conorab, (edited ) in Cavity search

steals funny glowing metal thing

Funny glowing metal thing:

radioactive cesium source Goiânia accident

squid_slime,
@squid_slime@lemmy.world avatar

Make em glow

mwproductions,

I’m sure I have a screwdriver around here somewhere…

MegaUltraChicken, in Water, water, everywhere...

We had them and then moved to a new place with solid metal lines going to the toilet so I couldn’t reinstall our bidets. I lived in luxury for years only to have it snatched away… Don’t take your bidet for granted people.

Passerby6497,

Does your toilet’s water line have connectors on either side, or is it just straight from the wall to the toilet? If the latter, you really need to talk to a plumber, but the former can be solved by just getting a new hose line.

scytale, in No context

Or you know, wash with water AND soap. I wash with a bidet and use liquid soap along with it. That’s no different than washing in the shower.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Do they make extra fancy soapy bidets?

Skyrmir,

I mean, i haven’t actually been to Japan myself, but I’ve heard some things…

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t ever seen one there, but it’s pretty likely.

Lemmygradwontallowme,
@Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net avatar

Extra points if you use ones of these to spray your ass, if you don’t have any good bidets, let alone bidet sprays to buy

https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/0669df13-95b6-470e-81de-3c3864ecca7b.png

They’re not only as effective, but also portable…

suodrazah, in Water, water, everywhere...

It’s a life changing purchase.

dream_weasel,

Just wipe til the paper comes back red and you’re good.

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