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slacktoid, in I asked Midjourney to create a shutterstock meme. Seems legit
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Something happened to that lizard. Gex grew up i guess

Steamymoomilk, in The only thing worse than this is when your boss says it on a Friday afternoon.

POV your soul has left your body.

chuckleslord, in I am really confused about the current stock meme trend....

I prefer to short them

itsgroundhogdayagain, in I am really confused about the current stock meme trend....

Stonks

CADmonkey, in copy paste

I had a gym membership, and just because of horror stories I used a reloadable credit card to sign up. I went every day starting summer 2019 and was making progress, and then Covid happened and the gym closed.

But they kept trying to charge me, and wouldn’t let me cancel because I had to do so in person, and the place was closed. So I just stopped putting money on the card after using what was on it to put gas in the car.

stepanzak,

That has to be illegal.

jackpot,
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it is

tinkeringidiot,

It kind of sort of is, in some places, as of very recently. During Covid this was a pretty common story.

LaunchesKayaks, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃
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I’m

theangryseal, in I can’t accomplish anything

Davie504 when the words “slap” and “bass” are made illegal. This is a still from his final therapy session ending.

Avnar, in Stock Meme

Es hat viel zu lange gebraucht bis ich das verstanden haben.

Rocha, in "national socialists were socialist"

Welp, by the same logic, I guess social justice ain’t real justice.

onkyo,

Yes, because everything must always be literal and if something is not words just don’t have meaning anymore /s

Fanghole,

That’s not the same logic though. His logic is “Noun A is part of noun AB, that does not mean noun AB is equal to or a subset of A.” While the way you’re interpreting it is “Noun A is part of noun AB, thus AB is not equal to and not a subset of A.” The important part is that his logic only dictates that the relationship between A and AB are independent of eachother, while your interpretation states that A depends on AB in an inverse manner. Ie: “We cannot say popcorn is or is not corn based on name alone,” vs “popcorn cannot be corn because corn is in the name.”

Not taking a side on social justice, the logical comparison you attempted just bothered me. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

Jorgelino,

Thank you. Logical fallacies like this irk me a thousand times more than any one ideology.

Nacktmull, (edited ) in whitest paint

TIL, Americans are so obsessed with race, they even assign certain spices to certain skin tones

MissJinx,
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Not only spice, all sort of food. This is a very american thing for sure

Nacktmull,

Chicken and watermelon anyone? /s

FatTony, (edited )

Clearly, I for one have no idea wtf is going.

Holzkohlen,

White people like pumpkin spice lattes n stuff. That’s the joke

cashews_best_nut,

I don’t think I’ve seen pumpkin spice in the UK. Though I don’t get out much cos I have no friends.

BigBananaDealer,
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its an american teenage girl stereotype. they go crazy for pumpkin spice season at starbucks

TheBat,
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Apparently pumpkin spice is blend of spices used in pumpkin pie. So that usually includes ground cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves etc.

Talk about misleading name.

camelbeard,

Also it’s just an American thing, I’m in Europe but never really had anything pumpkin spice.

I have had pumpkin soup but apparently the spice doesn’t taste like pumpkin.

siipale,

Not sure how is it in other European countries but I associate those particular spices with Christmas. The phrase pumpkin spice didn’t use to be a thing here but now thanks to American influence and marketing people you can buy all sorts of pumpkin spice products here. Some even sell pumpkin latte to make it even more confusing.

cashews_best_nut,

Until I read these comments I thought the “white” was about snow due to my associating this with Christmas. It was very confusing and annoying cos Xmas is months away until I revisited this thread and realised.

filcuk,

It’s not supposed to, the blend of spices is just used in pumpkin pie, thus the name

Nacktmull, (edited )

I have had pumpkin soup but apparently the spice doesn’t taste like pumpkin.

Pumpkin Spice is a spice mix (cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves) for pumpkin, not a spice made from pumpkin.

helpImTrappedOnline,

Ah, so that’s why it’s so terrible on everything except a pumpkin pie.

hydrospanner,

Chai tea and certain ramen style soups would like a word.

Reliant1087,

It’s making fun of the popularity of pumkin spice stuff in certain demographics.

Nacktmull,

That is obvious, but thank you

promitheas, in It's Soupy Season!
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I just made leek+potato soup a couple days ago for the first time. Its so easy and good :)

Lemjukes, in I wonder if my job here is done?! (so proud of y'all) [day10]

Not to mention a nice facefull of dick.

Letstakealook, in I asked Midjourney to create a shutterstock meme. Seems legit

Me at work Me at home

PapaStevesy, in The upcoming Battle....

Who would bother to draw this? Who cares? There’s not even a joke.

Gradually_Adjusting,
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This is a disconnect I always have with conservatives, and it took me ages to put my finger on it.

To them, this is funny because of the cruelty.

Outtatime,
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Am conservative. This isn’t funny.

Also, desantis sucks.

redhorsejacket, in copy paste

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  • CosmicTurtle,

    I miss the days where almost every credit card company had one that was connected to your account.

    Discover had one. So did Citi…but now, it seems like it’s only Capital One.

    unique_hemp,

    Revolut

    Imgonnatrythis,

    Never was able to get approved on this platform and never told me why. I’ve heard it’s quite problematic in US but works better elsewhere.

    unique_hemp,

    Interesting, in the EU it’s been fine.

    rockSlayer,

    The one that comes to mind for me is Privacy.com, though it’s a paid service. If you just want to have a random CC to get past those “we need a credit card to continue” paywalls, I recommend a fake person generator. They usually include a realistically fake CC

    JohnWorks,

    Looks like privacy has a free plan available at least. Up to 12 cards it looks like.

    Stephen304,

    It’s worth noting that if you use privacy for free trials, they limit you to 3 cards linked to the same “merchant” (detected by the first transaction that goes through). After 3 cards you have to contact support to reset the limit for that merchant, so the single transaction cards are only good if you never want to shop there again because they immediately burn 1 use out of the limit.

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