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Aggravationstation, in Before its too late

Unless you live in the UK and don’t run your own business 🥳

HubertManne, in Expensive thoughts
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like you aren't out there just giving it away. Why should I buy this cow?

Vampiric_Luma, in Did it hurt? 🙄
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I get hyped when this happens.

My body has mastered time. I am above these mortal tools.

But if it plays before I can turn it off it scares me :(

Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

Meeeee, specially since my alarm puts my spotify Playlist so it’s takes another step from my list of things to in the morning :3

Misconduct,

It’s like a jack in the box effect because you know it’s coming but your soul still leaves your body when it goes off lol

Decoy321, in What Lemmy users have on their walls. Stock art wall decals.

How delightfully weird! It’s stock art for walls. Like something you’d see at a pharmacy or realtors office.

spudwart, in Did it hurt? 🙄
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less than a minute? No.

Between 10 to 30 minutes before. Yes.

Valmond,

Wait until you wake up before the alarm, but it’s actually 20-30 minutes after.

eldain,

If you consider the human brain works in 90 min chunks for most things including sleeping, that is completely within spec. For another chunk of sleep, you need to go to bed 60-80 min earlier.

DigitalTraveler42, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Not enough Djent!

Default_Defect, in 2 genders
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Pokemon evolutions are getting wild.

Valmond, in I don't want to write a title >:(

Yeah, a little itty bitty too much even.

But it’s nice.

But a little too much.

But I do like it.

moistclump, in Spock photos

No no, shock videos.

synae,
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That’s downright rotten

NakariLexfortaine,

Hey, we’ve all been there. Sometimes you just feel a bit ogrish.

CaptainEffort, in I can’t accomplish anything

Why does this photo exist tho

fej,
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For companies that want their ad campaign to get cancelled

omegabossman,

I send it to people constantly. So for me I guess. There is like a whole series of this guy and his noose, also a gun, also a noose and a gun.

takeda,

In case a business needs to use it, duh.

SexualPolytope,
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Noose companies need photos to put in their quality control handbook.

Kecessa,

Speaking as a person who’s father hanged himself, that’s fucked up and I don’t know what the company that produced it was thinking about.

kibiz0r, in I'm doing my part!

That text gave me a stroke

H2207,
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

I forgor to proof read :P

SpaceNoodle, in How dareeeeeee you

What sound does a repeated silent “e” make?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a longer silence. How dare

You.

TheYear2525,

The vowel moves clockwise to the next corner of the vowel trapezium for each additional “e”.

Aggravationstation, in Back home

This sent a shudder down my spine. Hate the idea of living with either of my parents again

Hazmatastic, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

The contra-bass guitar

Ghostalmedia, in What Lemmy users have on their walls. Stock art wall decals.
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SatanicNotMessianic,

Isn’t that the same woman who has a currently circulating stock photo with a very badly gripped .45?

Ghostalmedia,
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Yeah. She gets around.

Tb0n3,

Got to get in on that stock image craze.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Look at those reviews. People have been finding comfort in Asia Old Man for years.

Imgonnatrythis,

Meh, middle aged at best. Amazon will inflate descriptions just to get a sale.

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
@FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social avatar

Fuck, I wish I had disposable income so I could buy these and surreptitiously post them up in my coworkers' offices.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Asian Old Man is an investment. You buy him, put him up, then work extra hard to climb the latter so you don’t disappoint him. The you’ll have enough money for even more wall decals.

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
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Just like the old saying, "It takes Asian Old Man to make Asian Old Man."

01189998819991197253,
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He has a name! Have some damned respect!

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