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Mighty, in Stock Meme
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Damn I love it!

uphillbothways, in day 10, there's so many stock photo memes here now!
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Seed comes almost entirely from the female plant ovule. The male gamete, transported in pollen, makes but a minor contribution in catalyzing the process. Hell, many plants form fruit and sometimes even unfertilized yet viable parthenogenetic seeds without male genetic contribution. Seed is a poor metaphor in this instance.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Tell it to the Bible, they started it

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Very poor metaphor. Usually you notice poor metaphor when nobody knows what it means.

beta_tester, in day 10, there's so many stock photo memes here now!

They are fun and all but it’s free advertisement for them … They are fun and all but it’s free advertisement for them …

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s actually not. If it was, it would be free to use them.

Mighty, in dOwNlOaD oUr aPp pLz uWu
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

If all I did was inspire Lemmy meme community to make stock photo memes, I’m happy

Kase,

We see you, and we’re proud. o7

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

Awwwww

HooPhuckenKarez, in Did it hurt? 🙄

I did this today. Beats the shit out 2.5 hours before it goes off, and nicer than hitting snooze every 5 minutes for half an hour.

Bene7rddso,

2.5 hours before is fine, I’ll just go back to sleep. Half an hour tho…

TheLoneMinon,

I love 2.5 hours before it goes off. I tend to wake up dead to the world be it 5:30am or 7am. At least at 5:30 I can indulge my want to go back to sleep…

etuomaala, (edited ) in those ppl...

<span style="color:#323232;">I still feel a strong pull towards r/worldnews.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">c/world@lemmy.world is juuuust not quite as good,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    content-wise.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">edit:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    !world@lemmy.world
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    Still new to lemmy, lol...
</span>
0x2d,

ah yes c/world@lemmy.world

also why are you typing in codeblocks

dauerstaender,

<span style="color:#323232;">Look there is a peasant beneath us!
</span>
etuomaala,

<span style="color:#323232;">Because
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    it
</span><span style="color:#323232;">        preserves
</span><span style="color:#323232;">            whitespace.
</span>
whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

It’s also pretentious. Just saying lol

etuomaala,

Do you know of another way to preserve white space?

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Unless you’re typing code why is it important?

etuomaala,

<span style="color:#323232;">It's an experiment I've been trying for about two weeks, now.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I am using whitespace to make written English easier to read.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">I put one sentence per line.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Long sentences are broken into multiple lines
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    according to natural breaks in the sentences.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(I try to aim for an 80 column width.)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Indentation is used to signal the continuation of a sentence.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Basically, I am treating English like a programmer would treat code.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">As an interesting and unexpected corollary,
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    the English is much easier to edit, and
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    diffs are way cleaner.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">(I'm editing this in an external dedicated text editor.)
</span>
xetem,
@xetem@pawb.social avatar

Yes, but reading this on moblie is complete and utter ass. Rule 1 of formatting, don’t force others to adhere to your formatting style.

etuomaala,

<span style="color:#323232;">What is this mobile thing of which you speak?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">But seriously, if your screen can't fit 80 columns, then
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    what am I supposed to do about that?
</span><span style="color:#323232;">My phone can do that easily.
</span>
Karyoplasma,

It’s less readable on mobile clients because code blocks don’t linebreak automatically. I have to side-scroll your comments to read them in full, so the only feeling I get from your experiment is slight annoyance.

Raw text preserves whitespaces, so if I wanted them, I’d just show that instead. I don’t get it.

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

And it’s still pretentious AF lol

petrol_sniff_king,

Why is it pretentious?

snugglesthefalse,

The whole air of " I know what’s best for you and you don’t"

petrol_sniff_king,

And what if I found this useful? Wouldn’t you be deciding for me what’s best?

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m special and because of that my comments need to look different than everyone else

Furthermore I’m doing this for reasons you won’t fully understand because I’m cooler than you

It seriously comes across like some autist green text from 4chan. Imagine if you had a buddy that only conversed in Olde English. You still understand them but Jesus Christ.

petrol_sniff_king,

Oh, I get it. You’re just mad.

Never mind, then.

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

Lol you realize we are on The Internet right? They can do them I’m simply stating it’s dumb AF. Anyways, you do you too.

etuomaala,

Can your web browser zoom the text out?

rabbit_wren,

I’m not a programmer, but I think I see what you’re trying to do. I have ADHD and less-than-ideal eyesight. This is easier to read, comprehension-wise, in that I’m not getting “lost” in the text and losing my place and having to re-read paragraphs; but the font you’re using is a little blurrier than the default (I think it’s the serifs) and is a little more difficult for me to physically read. Maybe increasing the font size or changing to a different font would work better?

etuomaala, (edited )

<span style="color:#323232;">Lemmy uses the system default for monospace font.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Try changing the monospace alias in /etc/fonts/local.conf:
</span><span style="color:#323232;">https://wiki.archlinux.org/title/Font_configuration/Examples#Default_fonts
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">That's for system-wide effect.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">For just firefox, go to Settings > General > Fonts > Advanced and
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    change the default Monospace font to a monospace font you like.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Source Code Pro and DejaVu Sans Mono are both very good.
</span>
Daefsdeda,

I find it amusing, thank you

petrol_sniff_king,

The 80-column width, as some have pointed out, can’t really be counted on, unfortunately. But I think this is neat. Reminds me of greentext.

I might try something like this in my own notes for work.

etuomaala,

What is greentext?

eltimablo,

In what way do you consider it easier to read raw HTML than it is to read properly-formatted text? This text displays all of its tags on kbin and it's a nightmare to read.

etuomaala,

<span style="color:#323232;">That's a problem with kbin, then.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">There are no tags in lemmy.
</span>
etuomaala,

<span style="color:#323232;">Aw, gross.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">kbin is written in php.
</span><span style="color:#323232;">Thanks, but no thanks, lol.
</span>
Zoop,

Why are you wanting to preserve white space in your comments? Maybe it’s just how it shows up on my screen, but I’m not seeing or understanding why or what the usage was in your initial comment here, or what the benefit was.

To be clear, I’m not judging or anything, especially since it’s not like you’re hurting anyone! Ultimately, you do yo thang! I’m just curious and interested to understand where you’re coming from. Is it just for funsies?

snugglesthefalse,

Meanwhile I’m here on dark mode and none of you have any white space so it clearly doesn’t work

imgprojts,

Okay how did you make the text Like that?

etuomaala,

Start and stop the message with three backticks on a line on their own:


This stuff gets rendered in fixed width with preserved whitespace.

Eheran, in Definitely going to bed early today, yup

Maybe this was Photoshop, but some do actually paint their cats (and other animals). They do all sorts of fucked up stuff to animals for upvotes/fame/money so please don’t upvote that shit.

Takios,

I admit I had not thought of this possibility when I saved this to my memes folder last year. :(

Eheran,

No worries, it is not exactly your fault for not immediately assuming that people would do stuff like that.

corsicanguppy, in rules for thee, but not for me

I’ve been shadow-banned from a few subreddits when I was still on the site.

Not. One. Warning.

on r/images or r/gifs or something, I 'and my ax’ed on some random thread. Banned. Thread context? All deleted. No warning, no explanation, and when I asked for feedback I got something like “the ban holds” or something.

Honestly, I’m a dick a lot of the time, but I simply can’t reconcile a ban for “and my ax”. Ban me for the actual stuff I do, sure. A warning would be excellent. But that one bugs me the most as I can’t learn from it.

InternetTubes, (edited ) in I am really confused about the current stock meme trend....

Has the same sort of motivation investing into it, even if the concepts slightly differ. Stock appraise my meme.

samsy, in rules for thee, but not for me

My main account got a temp ban for 14 days, the first 3 days I just thought Lemmy is broken, again. My feed was lost, but “all” worked.

A notice or a simple warning would be nice the next time.

SigloPseudoMundo,

Yup, I got a 30 day ban & still don’t know why. Someone must’ve just gotten butthurt lol. I’m probably gonna make the same mistake again ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Shinhoshi,
@Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml avatar

lemmy.ml/modlog?userId=1141565

You were banned because you requested it according to the modlog

samsy,

Simply browse to your instance, go to moderations-log search your username and you find the reason.

electrogamerman, in 2 genders

Feman are just men with kilts

corus_kt, in Live healthy life, lemmings.

Some workplaces are just built around sustainable failure man, eff the office life

MBZzZzZzZz, in served hot from the stock pot

He’s giving it the full beans.

noVerity, in I am really confused about the current stock meme trend....

Not in this economy

Jumi, in Did it hurt? 🙄

At what time does it go from “Aww shit” to “Nice”?

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