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WereCat, in Mom look im joining in on the trend

Ok… But how do you even get working as a stock imager?

Zeppo, in You Don't Surf
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I support this but also, it could have just been a shirt announcing that the ocean exists.

ElectroVagrant,

The ocean exists??

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

No, it’s Big Water propaganda

Zeppo,
@Zeppo@sh.itjust.works avatar

The surf.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

The water--the tide, it always comes in and then it goes out, it comes in, it goes out. You can't explain that. You can't explain it!

skulblaka,
@skulblaka@kbin.social avatar

I bet the fucking moon did it. That big luminous asshole. I know it's up there plotting something.

Cheez,

Pssh, you believe in the moon?

NakariLexfortaine,

Did they not show you the documentary “Waterworld” in school?

The ocean exists, man, and people are out there fucking dying in that shit.

ElectroVagrant,

Yo wait, the ocean exists and it’s a world’s worth? I thought it was like, a mythological universe-spanning body!

miss_brainfart, in What kind of photos was that again?
@miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml avatar

The title of this movie is what using lots of lube for butt stuff sounds like

hstde, in O.O

Real friends may find it weird but will accept it.

genoxidedev1,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

I would go as far as to encourage it >:3

hstde,

Kinky.

i_am_hiding,
bappity,
@bappity@lemmy.world avatar

YESSS

genoxidedev1,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

Yay the good ending thank u! :3

Franzia,

I saw this on discord yesterday. We’re not… In the same discord… Are we?

H3wastooshort,

you can easily find out by rightclicking the image and showing it in a new tab and copypasting the url into a texteditor, then rightclicking the image in the discord, copying the url, and pasting that too, and comparing both up to the ? (ignore everything afterwards)

Kernal64,

“easily.”

aBundleOfFerrets,

Two copy-pastes is not difficult.

i_am_hiding,

Maybe …

Gabu,

uwu touches fingers ?

frauddogg, in The only thing worse than this is when your boss says it on a Friday afternoon.
@frauddogg@lemmygrad.ml avatar

“You have two minutes and 30 seconds until you owe me overtime.”

captain_aggravated, in Did it hurt? 🙄
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

No, I typically take that as a good sign; it means I have a routine so stable that my body is acclimating to it.

M137, in You all still like stock photos?

Woa, I used “da-kuk” as a username for a while as a young teen. “Kuk” means cock in Swedish, so it’s “the cock” in swenglish. Edgy 13 year old humor.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Huh

Jkosmonaut, in Big shopping

Yiga clan restocking their base.

morrowind, in bibme.org wants me to watch a sponsored message
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

There’s like 50 of these. If one enshittifies, jump to another.

Though if I was in academia, I wouldn’t mind paying a couple bucks for a high quality one

turbowafflz,

I feel like if you were writing enough to be willing to pay that much it it would be more worth it to just learn to use LaTeX and have it all handled automatically

morrowind,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Latex doesn’t auto generate citations though, wdym

turbowafflz, (edited )

Well it will automatically generate the citation, it just won’t automatically get the information for it, which has never been an issue for me but thinking about it I can see how it would be sometimes

Sprucie,

I think Zotero can generate a file which you can then import into LaTeX with all of the citation details. That’s worked very nicely for me in the past.

K4mpfie,

Sure but the overwhelming amount of people citing are students, a group not known to possess a huge amount of spending money

stardreamer,
@stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’m in academia and I can report that still nobody uses those.

For your own archiving, just use Zotero.

For writing papers, use bibtex.

All those citing websites are just scams for high school/undergrad students trying to find their footing. There is no reason they should exist.

IrritableOcelot, in bibme.org wants me to watch a sponsored message

Pro tip: use zotero. Its an open-source bibliography program, you can export the entire bibliography at once in whatever format you want.

K4mpfie,

Such a godsend! Especially the auto detection features. Just drop the PDF into it and it finds everything needed for a correction citation. I wish website citations would be better tho

spudwart, in Did it hurt? 🙄
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

less than a minute? No.

Between 10 to 30 minutes before. Yes.

Valmond,

Wait until you wake up before the alarm, but it’s actually 20-30 minutes after.

eldain,

If you consider the human brain works in 90 min chunks for most things including sleeping, that is completely within spec. For another chunk of sleep, you need to go to bed 60-80 min earlier.

rockerface, in What the actual fuxk

the Mirai Nikki sequel we deserve

shiveyarbles, in What the actual fuxk

She wants to make America great again

EyIchFragDochNur, in Back home
@EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de avatar

They own a house? Just wait

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

This is what the capitalist’s reverse mortgage scams they advertise 24/7 on Fox News are for.

And what a quintessentially stereotypical boomer thing to do too, basically leaving their paid off home to a bank for a pittance instead of their kid because fuck everything and everyone once they’re dead.

“Burn my trees upon death so no one can sit under them, and salt the Earth so no others can grow. Everything was mine and it’s no fair I can’t take it with me to supply side heaven.”

DragonTypeWyvern,

Regardless of the clear predation of the reverse mortgage industry, you realize they have to get the equity out of their house or they’ll starve to death, right?

The problem is the system itself, not elderly people who need to make ends meet.

AllonzeeLV, (edited )

You realize that predatory crutches become systemic necessities precisely because they band aid such systemic issues from being addressed properly right?

Social security exists because seniors were dying in the streets.

Predatory reverse mortgages shouldn’t exist to exploit desperate people who would otherwise die, anymore than payday loan traps shouldn’t exist getting people trapped in impossible interest traps over a one time shortfall.

Instead of going through the pain and having society respond through governmental policy change, you now have predators making things far worse long term installing themselves as the “free market solution” that needs to be protected by government while bleeding already struggling populations to new depths.

A pay day loan /reverse mortgage may save a person here or there, but their existence at large hurts so many more. I will say it point blank: it was worth a lot of people dying to get social security enacted, because it was a real solution to a real problem, not yet another level of con game drawing out the pain.

And no, social security would not have been enacted when it was without those deaths. It would have been a far worse outcome for society if some predatory workhouse industry moved in and “saved” them in some cruel for profit scheme and declaring the problem “solved.”

DragonTypeWyvern,

I literally said the system is predatory, it’s just weird to victim-blame random broke seniors for it, but okay.

AllonzeeLV,

You also claimed its worth continuing to exist so some seniors don’t starve and are instead exploited.

I firmly, strongly disagree. It just prolongs that exploitation in perpetuity.

DragonTypeWyvern,

No, that’s what the strawman in your head said.

AllonzeeLV,

Oh ok, so you agree those seniors shouldn’t have eaten because reverse mortgage scams shouldn’t exist and your initial reply had no point, got it. How Seinfeldian.

DragonTypeWyvern,

No, you idiot, I’m saying it’s fucked up of you to blame the elderly for having to take loans against their houses for food and medical care.

Kiosade,

Who said it was paid off? 😉

Redscare867,

Even if it’s not, houses appreciate 5% a year on average. Assuming average appreciation over 10 years that house is now worth ~163% of its original value. That means that the mortgage was taken out for ~61% of what a comparable house would go for today which assuming the same interest rate would be a fairly significant reduction in the monthly payment. You also have the potential to refinance to further reduce that monthly payment.

Or you could sell it and get that 10 years of equity + appreciation out in cash and that might be enough for a sizable down payment elsewhere.

TL;DR unless your parent’s place is a dump in a low demand area it’s an asset even if it isn’t paid off.

ryannathans,

Even if it’s a dump in a shithole, they aren’t paying rent

Redscare867,

That’s valid, but if it’s a dump I would have a hard time describing it as an asset, at least in the financial sense. But I suppose it could be if you’re willing to put in the work to fix it up.

hunter2, in Phones are getting so big

Damn, those hands are huge!

LemmyFeed,
RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Only his right hand though.

I wonder why it is so huge.

What would you need such a large right hand for?

Can’t be the phone. He got that phone because he had a huge hand.

I guess we’ll never know.

Knuschberkeks,
@Knuschberkeks@feddit.de avatar

maybe he’s Steve Vai but left handed?

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