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Dirk, in screaming into the void...
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

You’re a ghost, riding a meat-covered skeleton. That’s pretty cool.

Hegar,

Meh, ghosts aren't real and meat is gross. Skeletons are pretty cool though.

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

Skeletons are pretty cool though.

Then you might be excited to hear that there is at least one skeleton inside your body for your whole life.

Hegar,

Then you might be excited to hear that there is at least one skeleton inside your body for your whole life.

I don't get to try another? 😮‍💨

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

Who says you can’t try‽

Believe in yourself! With persistence you can overcome any obstacle (such as only having one skeleton inside your body)

Hegar,

I appreciated this comment and the interrobang, thank you.

pyrflie,

Nah, we’re a delicate arrangement of electrical impulses that have resulted in a replicating protein mass becoming self-aware.

NotAPenguin, in bibme.org wants me to watch a sponsored message

Not a meme

goa_mpu,
@goa_mpu@feddit.de avatar

Nobody seems to mind. I do. It drives me crazy. Apparently it’s just me.

uphillbothways, in Gambling is addictive
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

Approved for the use of Red Forman, instead of that dumbass.

starman2112,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Unfortunately his actor is also kinda ass. Idunno if trying to get a rapist a lighter sentence is worse than all the shit Chowder has done, but I’m fine with never seeing either of them again

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Need someone to photoshop one with Dale Earnhardt.

rockSlayer,

Petition to make Red the person in the template instead of the other guy

GreenMario,
VikingHippie,

Justin Hawkins, belting: I believe in a thing called ass! Just listen to the rhythm of my foot!

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Wrong Paul Verhoeven movie.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar
_dev_null, in bibme.org wants me to watch a sponsored message
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

“I never called her back because she gave me a raging case of the cheggs! I still can pee straight, and that it three months ago!”

christian, in Did it hurt? 🙄
@christian@lemmy.ml avatar

There’s a feeling of panic that sets in when you really don’t want to hear the alarm and realize you had better rush to disable it before that last minute counts up.

what_is_a_name, in My bad

Typo? What did I miss?

hakobo,

Spock photo. Instead of Stock photo. lol

dreadedsemi, in Plotting intensified

As long as it’s not rage comics. For some reason they look so cringe now

guildz,

20 year nostalgia cycle - 🥹

Annoyed_Crabby,

They’re just stick version of wojak meme

Socsa, in Gambling is addictive

I have personally seen gambling fuck up way more lives than drugs, and this was before it was being shoved down our throats. It’s honestly disgusting how shameless the advertising has been, getting people to gamble like degenerates in “garbage time.” Or poking fun at people “losing their shirt” in Buffalo. And don’t even get me started at how they are using fantasy sports to get kids hooked early.

Fuck this so much. I know entire families - children, parents, grandparents - who’ve been put through hell over this.

Wogi,
tehfishman,

Man I really feel for that guy. I know it’s easy to poke fun because it’s the Internet, but he’s clearly in genuine emotional pain

captainlezbian,

Yeah no if he blew all his money on booze we’d be sympathetic to him as he’d be obviously a serious alcoholic. This is an addict suffering at the hands of his addiction.

Cookiesandcreamclouds,

Did they choose to start gambling? Or did someone force them?

DreadPirateShawn,

Did you choose to be an ass who misses the point? or did someone force you?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

It doesn’t matter if they choose to start, it matters that they weren’t able to stop, gambling and alcohol have both been extremely normalized in our society and are destroying lives. We shouldn’t have ads shoved down our throats for industries that profit off of destroying people’s lives for a quick buck. Shit aint right. I’m not saying make the industries illegal, just make the ads illegal. Saying drink responsibly at the end of an alcohol ad isn’t making anyone less of an alcoholic. And the tiny ass barely readable gambling addiction hotline isn’t gonna help anyone with a gambling addiction from getting hooked on sports Gambling which is one click away on the app store.

Cookiesandcreamclouds,

It definitely matters that they chose to start.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Hmmm then maybe we should make ads glamorizing gambling illegal. I really dont understand what you are trying to say with your comments here…

nonfuinoncuro,

trying to blame the victim

techt,

It matters from a cause-and-effect standpoint, but you’re callously and self-righteously blaming their whole situation on it. That you stop trying to understand the situation at that point reveals that you’re using it as an excuse to blame peoples’ suffering exclusively on their personal choices to feel better about yourself. That completely ignores any circumstances, predatory draws, nonstandard brain chemistry, or other factors outside of their control and assume they had perfect, complete knowledge of the situation and consequences at the time – which is honestly silly.

Cookiesandcreamclouds,

Choice.

techt,
archomrade,

Mississippi grind is an absolutely incredible depiction of just how sad and devastating gambling addictions are. I can’t recommend that movie enough (as long as you’re ready for some sad storytelling).

Livestream online gambling is another one of those absolutely abysmal modern exposures that is going to completely destroy the lives of young men as they grow up, and I can’t believe it’s still legal

Zana,

My step dad committed suicide after losing our rent money at the video poker machine at the bar.

It had such a big impact on our family that four years later my mom did too after struggling with depression over it.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m so sorry for your loss, hope you are doing ok.

Zana,

Thank you, it’s been five years since the loss of my mom. You never get over it, just better at dealing with it. I was never close to my step-dad.

steeznson,

The fantasy sports are all about evading local gambling laws. Since only a handful of states even allow sports betting the only way to operate in those states is to have something which is legally distinct from gambling (even though it clearly is). It’s similar to pachinko parlours in Japan.

JewGoblin,

yup, I worked at a horse track when I was in HS, and the gamblers AKA addicts had the exact same behaviors as drug addicts.

poor people getting exploited by the rich, but legal

TheHottub, in served hot from the stock pot
@TheHottub@lemmy.world avatar

Now this I can dig into.

haulyard, in Forget About The Stroganoff
@haulyard@lemmy.world avatar

A version about beens would send this sub into orbit

ohlaph, in Did it hurt? 🙄

Did? It is still hurting.

mindbleach, in StockImage.Jpeg2000

the stone-age of the internet

Oh honey, no. Even stuff like All Your Base and Mike Tyson Ate My Balls were at least the iron age. The stone age was Usenet lore like the SPISPOPD FAQ.

terminhell, in served hot from the stock pot

This is too meta for me right now 😭

Vampiric_Luma, in Did it hurt? 🙄
@Vampiric_Luma@lemmy.ca avatar

I get hyped when this happens.

My body has mastered time. I am above these mortal tools.

But if it plays before I can turn it off it scares me :(

Adori,
@Adori@lemmy.world avatar

Meeeee, specially since my alarm puts my spotify Playlist so it’s takes another step from my list of things to in the morning :3

Misconduct,

It’s like a jack in the box effect because you know it’s coming but your soul still leaves your body when it goes off lol

flipthetube, in Everytime 🥵

Damn Lemmy to hell for getting me into memes again.

I loved them decades ago, but then moved on. Then I lost all my communities of interest and spend all of my time here. With memes only.

It’s getting better very slowly but thanks for keeping me mildly entertained in the meantime.

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