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TrickDacy, in Take back the memes!
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So… What’s up with this stock photo thing? I can’t figure it out

MajorMajormajormajor,

Best I can tell is that people are searching through stock photos looking for amusing scenarios, and then creating memes out of them.

Dempf,

It’s basically like the beans thing.

BleatingZombie,

New bean just dropped?

peopleproblems,

No this is more like new beef stroganoff

banneryear1868, in Yummy

Probably wouldn’t be that bad if it was real, like a sweet Italian with extra fennel

lugal, in Better not get too salty about it though….😜

In German, slugs are called “nacked snails” (Nacktschnecken)

velox_vulnus, in Once you've seen a pair once, you want to seem 'em some more

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  • Poggervania,
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    Nah kids, don’t listen to this guy - OP is talking about his girlfriend’s huge badonkadonkers and how much he appreciates boobies.

    funkajunk,
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    Big mommy milkers

    bobs_monkey,

    Huge titulating tatas

    Paul_279, (edited ) in Given the global cultural significance of monobloc chairs this makes sense

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  • _dev_null,
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    Oh wow, the movingStuhl on the homepage is pure css, impressive.

    Also, there’s no space before the word “is” in your comment, so the link is gefickt and gives a 404 status page when clicked.

    Paul_279,

    I corrected the Link.

    the Website ist only a small Part of the whole Story, the Most happend at reddit and at Discord.

    I showed the Link of the Website, because there is a Picture of the Most legendary Chair, a Link to the Discord from placeDE and a PDF-Document of the beginning of the Stories of the Chair.

    🪑 Für den Stuhl

    🪑o7

    🪑There ist the Official subreddit of placeDE, which is maybe still today full with Chairs. There are also some own subreddit about the Chair. Some people even buyed the Chair because, of some nice Stories.

    🪑There are some good Memes about the Chair and many Bad Memes.

    🪑We tried to vote ,Stuhl’’ (German and means Chair) to the Jugendwort des Jahres 2023. A Jugendwort is A Word, which the young people offen use. The publishing house Langenscheidt organisize every year a time to vote for the Jugendwort. Langenscheidt doesn’t wanted the Stuhl, at the day of the start of voting the Stuhl was Not possible to vote.

    JokeDeity, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

    It’s not helpful in any way, but I do not experience boredom. You can leave me with a computer in a room for 2 years and when you come to collect me I’ll just tell you to turn the light off and go away.

    Alby003,
    @Alby003@lemmings.world avatar

    Leaving you alone in a room with a computer for 2 years is not a good thing tho. 😶

    uphillbothways, (edited ) in Given the global cultural significance of monobloc chairs this makes sense
    @uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

    This is clearly in memory of cook-outs past, an homage to that particular feeling when you've cleaned up after and to the hope of many more successful gatherings in the future.

    Sabre363, in Big shopping

    I always love the cashier’s face, cause he knows he has to scan each and every one of them.

    saltnotsugar, in Take back the memes!

    Do you hear the people sing?
    Singing the songs of angry shitposts!

    SternburgExport, in Great JOB

    Haha that’s literally me when I can‘t shut up about [quirky thing]. Or when I do [other quirky thing].

    pls just talk to me I‘m very lonely /s

    (And also too dumb to properly format lol)

    hperrin, in 2 genders

    Iron Man?

    hedgehogging_the_bed, in bibme.org wants me to watch a sponsored message

    zbib.org

    Always free, not shitty. Been great for and simple for 5 years now.

    praise_idleness,

    Zotero is fucking amazing.

    hedgehogging_the_bed,

    It is! I taught research at the grad and doctoral level and Zotero was the best by a long shot. SciWheel is a close second.

    I hope the Devil comes for EndNote soon, it is awful and has been awful for a long time.

    ivanafterall, in Take back the memes!
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Dude, they are pissed.

    stolid_agnostic, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

    It’s really about flavor, not some magic chemistry. The noodles absorb what’s in the water as they cook.

    Karyoplasma,

    Oily noodles don’t fuse with the sauce that well. If you want olive oil flavor in your dish, add it after tossing the noodles in the sauce.

    stolid_agnostic,

    Who said oily? A small amount, like a teaspoon, of EVOO in a giant pot and you’re good.

    AdamHenry,

    I’ve always done the salt and prob a tablespoon of vegetable oil (yeah I’m a pleb). usually make my own sauce or will add simmered vegetables to a store bought base.

    stolid_agnostic,

    I don’t like vegetable oils if I am using a tomato sauce–I don’t think it goes well together. If I’m doing Mac-n-Cheese, then yes, Otherwise it’s olive oil.

    AdamHenry,

    That’s fair

    stolid_agnostic,

    The older I get, the more varied the collection of oils and vinegars I have becomes.

    AdamHenry,

    I use apple vinegar to catch fruit flies and white vinegar to keep various laundry items odor free, plus it’s good for the front loading washing machine. I have to say though, cooking with various vinegars is beyond my capabilities.

    stolid_agnostic,

    I’ll tell you what blew my mind and opened a world for me. Please give this a try next time you make rice, with luck it does the same for you.

    Use a rice cooker and prepare as normal. Before starting the cycle, add in about a teaspoon of salt and about 2 teaspoons of either rice wine vinegar or cider vinegar. Mix well then cook as usual. Adjust for the stovetop method if you don’t have a rice cooker.

    I find that the rice wine vinegar works better, but that the cider vinegar works just fine. You’re going to worry that you put in too much vinegar because you can smell it a little while it’s cooking. But guess what? You didn’t. That little bit of acidity in contrast with the slight sweetness of the rice starch balances out.

    I’ve also recently learned of the flavor triangle. You’re meant to balance sweet, salty, and bitter. The recipe above does that for rice.

    Last tdbit: my chef friend turned me on to this, and it’s all I use now:

    www.amazon.com/…/B00IBQ2YFE

    Moral: don’t be afraid of vinegar. Play with it a bit and see what you like.

    AdamHenry,

    Amazing answer! I’m going to store it and use it. Thank you.

    stolid_agnostic,

    I used to get all the fancy brown and wild rices, the long grain rice, etc. Calrose is just no-fuss. It definitely has its uses and you’re not going to make biriyani with it, for instance. What it’s great for is when you just need rice on the side of whatever else you are making.

    I hope this works for you. Please let me know what you think if you end up trying it.

    p.s. just noticed that I linked you to a 5lb bag! LOL. They come in small bags too so don’t worry too much about that.

    AdamHenry,

    Lol, no worries. I knew you had good intentions only when posting.

    pokemaster787,

    Oil in your pasta water does literally nothing, just skip it.

    TheDarkKnight, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

    It’s a bass, a common musical phish!

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