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MentalEdge, (edited ) in Shenanigans are afoot
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SnotFlickerman, in Shenanigans are afoot
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Basically the plot of one of my favorite films of all time, The Stupids, except they think someone is stealing their garbage, and they intend to find out who.

TheFriar, (edited ) in Your subservience has been noted

I guess I’m lucky. Before eating, after eating, in the middle of her meal, my cat will come and sit on my lap. She just luuuurves me

Imgonnatrythis,

Try wearing ice bags on your thighs. Let’s see if it’s love or thermophilia.

TheFriar,

Me and my warm thighs are one and the same. I also smear tuna all over my thighs. Doesn’t mean our love isn’t true and deep.

datelmd5sum,

Ours gives me kisses for food and then after eating she gives thank you kisses with pig heart breath.

Bloodwoodsrisen, in Oh No, anyway
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“Why are the birds chirping-?”

Holzkohlen, in Never change Lemmy

Good lord this screenshot hurts my eyes. Use dark mode for goodness sake

regbin_,

Doesn’t that mean your brightness is set too high?

Johanno,

No your Mode is wrong!

wason,

Light mode during the day, dark mode at night

SeekPie, (edited )

Lol

We use the same app AND settings

(For anyone who’s curious: the app’s “Eternity for Lemmy”, the predecessor successor of “Infinity for reddit”)

Star,

predecessor

I think you meant successor.

SeekPie, (edited )

Yeah, thanks. Fixed it.

(English isn’t my first language)

Star, (edited )

English isn’t my first language

It isn’t mine either, we’re all learning :)

SorryQuick,

I’m reading this at night though. Think of all the poor souls that will get flashbanged in the next few hours.

Asudox,
@Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a victim

dependencyinjection,

Not that it matters but it’s a little insane that 8 people thought to downvote you because of how you choose your theme settings.

Like I’m dark mode on everything at all times, but I won’t downvote you for being different. Some folk be wack.

wason,

There’s gotta be something…

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oof ouch my eyeballs

glibg10b,
garbagebagel, in Hurt like me.

Fucking brilliant.

LemmyKnowsBest, in Oh No, anyway
lowleveldata, in I'm gonna pee in a Hot Topic

Eggman x Sonic?

tubaruco,

eggman x lowleveldata?

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Eggman finally cracks and becomes their true self 🥰

scrubbles, (edited ) in Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?- Doctor Garth Algar
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It’s an old reference, but it checks out

Siegfried, in Hurt like me.

Impressive

BCsven, in Your boss isn't voluntarily going to pay you more so do something about it

I may be a lucky guy. i have never asked for a raise, boss just calls each year and hands out more. if your emoloyer is that terrible it is a sign to find another job, waiting for them to improve or waiting to get employees to organize is just wasting your valuable effort

shalafi,

You ARE lucky! And probably a solid performer. But young people need this info. You have to ask for the money. Why would anyone give you money for showing up to work?

BCsven,

They (some) give you more to show up for work, to retain you. it.is cheaper to keep an employee than training a new one

TimeSquirrel, (edited )
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There are literally entire regions in the rural US where the only place to work is Walmart because they came in and deliberately operated the store at a loss to kill off all surrounding businesses. What do you suggest those people do?

Not everybody can be a white collar worker either. There are also literally not enough well paying jobs to go around. You assume everybody has the ability to just quit and move on whenever they want. And I'm saying this from a comfortable position, career wise, much like you. I just know how shitty things are.

BCsven,

Yes of course. USA is in a rough place lately. And lack of independent business is killing choices. I guess my point was meant for those with possible choices, and just not having motivation to change employers.

TrickDacy, in Hurt like me.
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

No idea, don’t care

BewilderedBeast, in Hurt like me.
@BewilderedBeast@mander.xyz avatar

I am angry at myself for actively seeking this one out based on your comment in another meme. Why do I do this to myself.

Deadeyegai, in I'm gonna pee in a Hot Topic
@Deadeyegai@lemmy.world avatar

SMB had gay scenes?

Gruntyfish,

No, but there were some memes about the movie being woke.

Deadeyegai,
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MrVilliam,

I can’t wait for the people who are obsessed with “wokeness” to find new substitute words to describe their intolerance. They’ve been using “woke” for an embarrassingly long time and they still haven’t bothered to agree on an actual definition.

CADmonkey,

Fox news hasn’t given them the new words yet.

Demdaru,

…how? Because Peach wears pants? That’s only thing that comes to mind .-.

CADmonkey,

Maybe because Peach wasn’t a simpering little thing with no agency who needed someone to clean up her whoopsies?

onlooker,
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Damn right it was! “Trust the fungus” my ass. I trust the fungus as far as I can throw it and I have toothpick arms. What’s next? Giving fungus voting rights? Legalising fungus marriage? Wake up, sheeple, they are taking you for a ride!

In all seriousness though, are we labeling just everything as “woke” now?

synae, in Hurt like me.
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I can’t believe I didn’t realize earlier

cRazi_man,

I started with thinking this is an odd way to lay out a flow chart…but didn’t see this coming.

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