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Siegfried, in Thank God

Clock: 10 AM

pete_the_cat, in Gambling is addictive

Or I’ll put my foot up your ass!

MeatsOfRage, in Mai Gad.

Even this meme is 8 years old now

Redex68,

Oh god

schmidtster,

Well according to that, it’s not her kid, but if it’s 8 years old she would be 27 and maybe have her own now.

7u5k3n,

According to her insta she’s pretty pregnant

www.instagram.com/j.smith_1995/?hl=en

And you’re right. She’s 27

Catsrules,

the new sun baby is being created right now.

ehrenschwan,

How dare you remind me that 2015 was 8 fucking years ago.

kambusha, in Thank God

Me: closes eyes for 1 second

Clock: 7am

samsy,

Na, can’t be 7am, 3am was just a second ago.

sleeps to 8:30am

AVincentInSpace, in Idk

“SKIBIDI DUM DUM DUM YES YES SKIBIDI DUBLDUM DEEP DEEP”

–walter white 2023

leave_it_blank, in Who wants to live forever…

I just had the picture of Guybrush sitting at the fire with the two pirates from Monkey Island 2 in my mind, where he says “Have I told you the story when I made that meme back then?”

TotallyNotSpez,

How appropiate. You fight like a cow.

EherVielleicht,

My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

Scrawny,

I just finished that the other day. That would be a great meme format

devfuuu, in Thank God

panicsWhich day??? Did I sleep more than 24h again??

flashgnash, in True next-gen graphics

To be fair I don’t think the focus of Bethesda games has ever been on graphics

Stuka,

Instead they just fucked performance for no reason?

flashgnash,

I would imagine the performance hit comes more from the simulation complexity, afaik Bethesda games tend to simulate everything all the time so the bigger the worlds get the more power is required

gon, in Guys?

IS THAT THE TROLLEY PROBLEM?!

Read above in the same voice as “IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!”.

maquise, in Frig off

Seriously though, why does the UI suck so much? We’ve seen Reddit, we know how a useful UI should work.

30p87,

Because it’s, in contrast to Reddits UI, simple, fast and without bloat.

Oisteink,

It’s expert friendly - but turns others away. vger.app helps a bit

SzethFriendOfNimi, in Inspired by an earlier post, this one's for the IT workers.
@SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world avatar

Kirk: We need more packets!

Scotty: I canna divert more packets. She’s gonna blow.

Spock: Perhaps we could divert the packets via a patch cable.

Scotty: Ya gotta be kiddin’ me. That’s a horrible plan.

Kirk: Do it.

Enterprise Computer: We’ve been trying to reach you about your ships extended warp bubble

Scotty: Bloody idiots, the lot of ya

AFallingAnvil,
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Cap’n, they’re DDoSing the reactor!

SzethFriendOfNimi,
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Computer: Magnetic containment fa……

Steamymoomilk, in Guys?

Enough about where the cab driver is taking you. But do you pull the lever?

Darkenfolk,

Levers? Where we are going we don’t need levers. Welcome to drift town, destination:kneecaps, location? Crowd’s.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in This good

no u

greedytacothief, in New Halloween monsters

Dang, these are actually really good costume ideas. I’m kinda thinking of what other more nebulous fears can be costumes now.

magnetosphere,
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I nominate willful ignorance!

NegativeInf,

There’s a couple outfits and accessories I can think of.

Sharkwellington,

Carrying a Google search for “Do vaccines cause autism?” with 9 links to scientific studies crossed out and an opinion article on Fox News circled and highlighted. Perhaps a Bible still in its shrinkwrap.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Misinformation. I wonder how one could make that costume.

TenderfootGungi,

I wonder what ai would come up with?

AFallingAnvil, (edited )
@AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca avatar

Come dressed up in a clown costume and loudly and persistently insist you’re a politician?

UnrepententProcrastinator,

Probably someone else’s idea…

8osm3rka,

*semi-original idea made out of someone else’s images.

Let’s not forget that the actual technology isn’t the issue here. The issue is how the training data for it was sourced.

explodicle,

https://local106.com/pictrs/image/96fa0ea0-2649-4bf6-9280-8089932b1718.jpeg

rockSlayer,

… Probably want to avoid the pointy hat made out of white paper

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

I mean, it’s a showcase of misinformation - white supremacy is a pretty glaring front for that shit. Perfect match imo.

rockSlayer,

I agree that it’s a very strong statement, but actual or facsimile symbols of hate are not appropriate costumes

InputZero,

Whatever costume you choose this Halloween, make sure to wash it with Torgo’s Executive Powder. Torgo’s Executive Powder; when your costumes stinks like a Omicronian’s feet, only trust Torgo’s Executive Powder.

Xanthrax,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

A suit with a pattern that looks like Newspapers but they’re all the onion articles.

PsychedSy,

You don’t even need to use onion articles.

Sterile_Technique,
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Onion is satire, not misinformation. Try Fox, or some of the more blatant shit like Info Wars.

Xanthrax,
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

It was a joke. They’re a satire of misinformation. That’s the point. I would NOT suggest wearing REAL news articles in your costume.

EtherealMoon,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5367da8e-c82b-49b7-85e4-92babe54a8ce.jpeg

DoucheBagMcSwag,

Have a shirt with the letter X

TenderfootGungi, in Yummy

Take out the chicken, beef, and pork, and these have potential.

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