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ikilledtheradiostar, in Moss' cat.

Deus Vault patch

fry

Flyberius,
@Flyberius@hexbear.net avatar

Is there ever not something?

magnetosphere, in Minimalists
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

happybadger, in Minimalists
@happybadger@hexbear.net avatar

I’d immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.

Buttermilk, in Minimalists
@Buttermilk@lemmy.ml avatar

Fake. Sheets are too clean

some_guy,

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

Donkter,

In fact, forget the house!

davel, in WELP.
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

One’s interpretation of this relationship might make for a good liberal/socialist Voight-Kampff test.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I mean...had he survived, he wouldn't have even had a home to return to, so...wasn't it for the best, really?

SilentStorms, in I'm a dissolved man on a Halifax pier.

Legitimately interesting fact. I was recently in Halifax and wandered the Old Burying Ground, really neat place. Weird to think there’s nothing under those stones.

NewAgeOldPerson, in it's been 7 days. anyone even want these? well I'll keep doing it

What counts as rich these days?

TauZero, in Minimalists

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don’t even need a cup if you put your palms together.

Bloodwoodsrisen,
@Bloodwoodsrisen@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

My brother just puts his face under the faucet

saigot,

Real men suck it directly from the teet faucet.

brown567,

The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD

tdawg, in Moss' cat.

Does this mean no Fight Milk? (caw caw)

Franzia, in Don't worry, ladies, I got this

The only hot date I want already knows where I’m sitting.

bravesilvernest, in ain't got no rizz

ope

tuxtey,

Now you must learn the Midwest goodbye and make us proud

PlantDadManGuy,

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

Default_Defect,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

slaps thighsWELP

DancingIsForbidden, (edited ) in Moss' cat.
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

So can this whole confrontation be avoided if I offer your cat some milk?He looks angry and I’m sure this was all a misunderstaIM SORRY PLEASE DONT HURT ME ANGRYCAT

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

It better be premium sardines or fresh salmon, about half of adult cats are lactose intolerant and/or don’t care about milk

artisanrox, in Musicians
@artisanrox@kbin.social avatar

ewwwwww brassist 😵‍💫 lololol

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

As a trumpetist, I swear bro, it’s just condensation.

artisanrox,
@artisanrox@kbin.social avatar
guyrocket, in Minimalists
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Yes. A woman will buy him a holster for his gun.

Both Glocks and cocks need a holster.

kosanovskiy, in those ppl...

Because I still need it to access older repair guides and ask people on fixing stuff from cars and household things to study material and that community simply isn’t as big here. I use lemmy with boost much more but I still use some services on reddit outside of that nothing else to do on there. So no need to judge, you are expecting a 5m community to have as much information and technical knowhow as a 150m user base. You can have a ferarri 458 you occasionally use when needed for the track ay and still daily a toyota prius.

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