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Grabthar, in Bazinga

Well, you are eating endosperm.

jaybone, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

This was just posted like a week ago. It’s starting to feel like another place I know.

SilentStorms, in World attention

Kurdistan not pictured

fluke,
@fluke@lemmy.substantialplumbing.repair avatar

Shh they are in hiding in the tunnels. They’ll call you right back after the turkish planes leave.

ShimmeringKoi,
@ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net avatar

Buried under the pool

cevmantius,

Siktir git amına soktuğum buraya da mı geldiniz

SilentStorms,

Just seeing the word “Kurdistan” sets you guys off huh?

cevmantius,

You can shove the word krditan up to your ass fucking lizard

bstix, in creator trolly

And then when they all believe, you change the rules because you accidentally spawned to many people.

God: “I can only save some of you!”

People: “How many?”

God: “Twelve…”

People: “Twelve?!? But there are many more of us”

God: “Times 12…”

People: “144?!? But there are still many more!”

God:“… thousand.”

People “Oh lord, I’m one of those 144000, right?”

God: “Of course you are my dear”.

Other people:“…but you already saved more than 144000 before we were even born?”

God:" yeah well, just believe me OK?"

Spiralvortexisalie,

Depends on denomination but source: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/144,000

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

It’s amazing that there are so many different interpretation. Religious people have such creative imaginations.

Kiosade,

I’m reading a fictional book series where a character in the first few books literally becomes the new god… then the later books take place a few hundred years later, and you see how the new god laid everything out for the people, and gave them books on how to prosper and all this valuable info… and STILL these idiots ended up forming various competing religions, full of BS!

9bananas,

mistborn saga, right?

Kiosade,

Haha yup!

SwedishFool, in those ppl...

Well I’m like 70% here, and the last 30% is through a cracked Reddit client without ads or tracking (shhh, I’ll never admit that it exists again)

TheHottub, in Role of a lifetime
@TheHottub@lemmy.world avatar

There’s always money in the lemonade stand. Wink wink.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S, in I hope this post finds you well...
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Narrator: “It didn’t find him well.”

Erika3sis, in "national socialists were socialist"
@Erika3sis@hexbear.net avatar

Adolf Hitler? Socialist.

Franklin Roosevelt? Socialist.

Joseph Stalin? Dare I say, he was a downright pinko!

The entirety of WWII was just leftist infighting over Trotskyist revisionism. Just a big ol’ non-binary fuss over intercontinental ballistic tweets. Wake up, sheeple!

beautiful_boater,
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Pat_Riot, in it's been 7 days. anyone even want these? well I'll keep doing it
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Silly. You harvest the rich with bullets.

Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

And how to stop them growing in the first place?

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

You must destroy their entire toxic ecosystem

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Well, taxation used to keep them from getting too big, but Reagan ended that. They’ve either bought or become the government at this point, so I doubt that anything short of some revolutionary shit can even make a real dent in them.

AlecSadler, in Role of a lifetime

I…can’t actually tell if he’d make a better duck or lemonade stand character.

Sylver,

Both of course

Hello_there,

Whole movie. It's just cera and cera in a duck suit with the face showing.

XTornado,

Oh a Norbit like movie where half of the characters are Michael Cera.

nightdice, in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

Adding yet another PSA to these comments that it is no longer recommended to pause chest compressions while doing cpr. You should exclusively be doing chest compressions until professional help arrives.

ursakhiin,

Adding a PSA to state that you shouldn’t take medical advice from random people on the Internet.

If you are trained in CPR, follow your training. If your certification has expired you should re-up it. There are legal reasons some training says certain things in different areas and following your training will protect you even if you go to a place with different laws.

Flaky, in "national socialists were socialist"
@Flaky@iusearchlinux.fyi avatar

Oh, that’s what those are called.

Sage_the_Lawyer, in A real bone to pick

Hmm. I’m annoyed at my lawyer brain, all I can think about is how this would actually be a very interesting case. At least, based on my understanding of U.S. Torts law, which is not my practice area (but which is bar tested and a required law scool course). Don’t take any of this as real legal advice.

But, there’s a concept known as the eggshell plaintiff rule/doctrine. Basically, it states that if the person you injured is unusually fragile, you’re on the hook for their injuries regardless of whether they’re a typical result of the action you took. So, here, while the typical result of pulling a finger would be a fart, the puller may be on the hook for the entire damages of a lost arm.

However, undercutting that is the defense of consent. The “victim” here clearly consented to the activity which led to the injury, and should have known that the action may likely result in the loss of an arm, based on the lack of tendons/muscles/skin/everything.

I’m gonna have to save this to show at conventions and see how people think this would play out. I’ll totally be the coolest kid in school then. In your face, Mark.

themusicman,

theydidthelegalanalysis

DessertStorms, in choices
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

Gotta wait for those 3am zoomies!

Also, I'd much rather use a sled that takes longer (zoomies, laser, toy, there are ways!), but that the animals pulling it not only stop to poop, but bury it too, rather than going-on-the-go and having it spray all over the sled users.. 😂

GitProphet,

wait, do dogs do that?

Aremel,

Sled dogs don’t stop to poop, but they also don’t spray their poop all over the sled driver.

DessertStorms,
@DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

You not liking the thought of it, doesn't mean it doesn't happen

Since the poop is expelled at full speed, it will likely be scattered in various directions, and possibly even reach other sled dogs and the musher who must navigate through the messy ordeal.
Despite the smelly mess, it's just another challenge that can be added to the other challenges that sled dog teams must overcome, on top of all the other glorious adventures in the frozen wilderness.
Fortunately, mushers wear goggles or other protective gear to avoid any flying debris from reaching their eyes.

source

Stalinwolf,
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

Imagine trying to follow the sled tracks that had the 3am zoomies. Better hope there wasn’t a village in the way.

Jakdracula, in Well I feel better now.
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

The whole thing is an advertisement on a baggage carousel in Austria for a company called Commend that offers intercom systems.

Salzburg airport’s website has no mention of a special desk for those trying to reach Australia. If there were 100 errors per year, that would be 1 every 3 days, providing limited need for a desk.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Well now you ruined my day. Thanks.

PieMePlenty,

I think they ment a counter like 1…2…3… Not a counter you approach that seats an employee.

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