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lolola, in Got any suggestions?
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The Lemmy cycle:

  • bean memes
  • shitposts
  • beef memes
  • memes about never pooping
  • back to start
match,
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quick, get this poster some bean memes

juladuni,

points 2 and 4 are the same.

Ghostalmedia, in Got any suggestions?
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You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.

Hang in there!

Interesting_Test_814,

Exactly my thought when i saw this post

Draedron, in I'm not even sure I want to know

A lemmy instance full of trolls and people celebrating chinese and russian fascism in the name of socialism

OurToothbrush,

Equating communists you disagree with with fascism is holocaust trivialization, according to mainstream Jewish scholars of the holocaust.

jewishcurrents.org/the-double-genocide-theory

Draedron,

Jewish people arent the only people who ever were victim to fascism… To say china commits a holocaust is holocause trivialization. To say it is a fascist country is not.

Elephant0991, in Our best days are behind us:
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UPGRAYEDD,

Yep, it just was better regulated in the recent past. It wasnt always much better, the great depression era was arguably worse. It only took 20 years and a world war to pull us out.

Elephant0991,
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Yes! There is this Buddhist saying, supposedly some 2,500 years back, “Even if a whole mountain were made of gold, not double that would be enough to satisfy one person.”

You can trace unsatisfied greed in American gazillionaires all the way back to Rockefeller. Before that, you can trace it to Kings, Queens, Emperors, Conquerors. Only external circumstances, societal structures/cultures/etc, keep the greed in check. As soon as we were out of subsistence living, we started collecting, often times just for the sake of collections, sometimes other people’s great misery be damned.

Sheeple, in Our best days are behind us:
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Oh honey capitalism has been destroying our lifes for decades

return2ozma,
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The Nature of Capitalism…

youtu.be/WseyrYuD8ao

godot,

Millennia!

And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers’ money, and overthrew the tables; And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father’s house a house of merchandise.

John 2:15-16

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Now they have Starbucks and MAGA shops.

ChicoSuave, in If you aint first your last!

Are you not going to give up being king until you slam into a guardrail and give up the title? Cause that’s how Mario Kart works.

msgraves, (edited )

I thought you meant get too greedy on a 200cc shortcut and fail it

GeorgeTheFourth, in Got any suggestions?

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

meowMix2525,

This reminds me. Apparently, in a pinch, you can also dissolve a few teaspoons of epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) in water and drink that. Would have never guessed that stuff is even safe to consume if I hadn’t read “saline laxative for relief of occasional constipation” on the front of the bag I just bought.

Drusas, (edited ) in Our best days are behind us:

I'm reminded of a quote from some animated(?) movie that I can't recall. It was along the lines of "the same as yesterday, and the day before that and the day before that" in a dejected tone.

If anybody could help me figure out what that was, it would be much appreciated.

Edit: It was A Nightmare Before Christmas. My mind replaced "year before that" with "day before that".

Prok, (edited )
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Nelson from the Simpsons?

It doesn’t seem right, but it’s the best I could come up with…

JCreazy,
Angry_Maple, (edited ) in Got any suggestions?
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This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

flubba86, (edited )

That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

cyclohexane, in We must resist

Hot take: AI good. Every mentioned problem with AI actually stems from capitalism.

TheFogan,

I do agree on the whole, It’s the next phase of automation. The real problem stems from the fact that we hold onto the system where a tiny handful of people get the full benefit of the productivity, while the others are paid in time incriments which value goes down with demand, so as more jobs are automated or assisted (to allow more work with less people), supply demand devalues the labor.

Overshoot2648,

This is why I support worker ownership and cooperatives rather than corporate ownership. I think we need to shift towards a Mutualist economy rather than a Capitalist one.

Daxtron2,

Yep, it’s always the fault of the people using it for bad deeds.

regbin_,

It’s not about using it for bad deeds as any other tool like a kitchen knife can be used the same way. It’s more to the necessity to work in order to live.

Chakravanti, (edited )

No. It stems from closed source software. True, however, that stems from capitalism. Without that we’d be good friends with AI and fix all the obvious problems we caused. Then do like Bill Hicks said and explore space.

cyclohexane,

Open source AI can still be problematic under capitalism. It can still be developed to disproportionally favor the ruling class and used to disproportionally benefit them

Chakravanti, (edited )

facepalm

It’s the ONLY method to deal with Closed Source. It can be used to end capitalism. It can be used to end money entirely.

Do it ALL FOSS now, or else…EOTW. End of story. Literally.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Making it FOSS wouldn’t solve the problem, because FOSS tools can still be used by capitalists to displace workers and erode worker bargaining power.

This is true of pretty much EVERY tool, but never has a tool had the potential to negatively impact so many in such a diversity of roles.

So again, the problem isn’t closed source, the problem is capitalism. If you fixed the problems of capitalism, then all software tools would naturally be FOSS, but that’s a product of fixing the problems, not the mechanism to fix the problems.

Chakravanti,

Do you even know what FOSS is?

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Free Open Source Software. Do you even know what capitalism is?

Chakravanti,

i know what they say it is. i also know it really is.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

If you think FOSS can solve capitalism’s issues, you either don’t know what FOSS is or you don’t know what capitalism’s problems are.

Chakravanti,

FOSS can certainly be used to create that which can fix capitalist issues. I’m just done talking to you about it. You’re adamant against shit and I’m not interested in a fight.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Cute little moving of the goalposts, there. Im not sure what you think I’m “adamant against”, but sure.

Chakravanti,

I don’t bother to determine the target of such. Merely that it exists.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

Lol does such vacuous psudointelligent talk get you much success in your circles?

I am adamant against capitalism, and I’m pro-FOSS. but I’m not delusional about the ability of FOSS to fix capitalist issues, I’m pro-FOSS because it’s a more-ethical way to make software.

You read like a teenager who just learned about FOSS and think it’s going to change the world all by itself.

Chakravanti,

I’ve been doing this a decade and a half now. I have the experience of idiots discussing this issue with zero awareness or even more likely, a tangentially opposite direction I expect is nothing less than a three letter spam lie.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

By “this” you’ve been doing FOSS for a decade and a half? And yet you’re unable to provide even a hint of a shred of evidence that FOSS would meaningfully solve or even alleviate the issues with modern capitalism? Paint me skeptical.

I haven’t been working on FOSS projects the whole time, but I’ve been doing software development for over 15 years, not including my time in university, so I’m not unfamiliar with the subject.

The burden of proof is on you. You’re the one making the claim, and I’ve also mentioned the patently obvious fact that capitalists use FOSS products to “improve efficiency” (reduce headcount) just to get the ball rolling.

Chakravanti,

And yet you’re unable…

Unable =/= Unwilling to discuss with someone unworthy of speaking to even a minute. You have, thus far, made it past that but I’m not at a moment I’m able to sit down and more thoroughly explain anything let alone diverge into extensive details

…capitalists use FOSS products…

You’re not wrong. I’ll give you that. I will not argue with your stance against capitalism. In fact, I stand with you, entirely. FOSS does not hold a stance against capitalism. It can be used by capitalism. However, Anarchy cannot function without FOSS in any digital fashion. Neither can any Revolution or, by a much better success, a Guillotine.

At the end of the day, any respect given to any Closed Source software is only a literal Suicide. You don’t know shit for running Closed Source software. It may not kill you. It will probably just steal all your money. And the shit will pull it off by your knowledge and consent without accommodating your blatant lack of understanding. In the near future, it will arrange your inevitable death. Choice will be largely irrelevant to such events too boot.

At the end of the day. FOSS is the only solution because the opposite is that you consent to using software that no one but one mother fucker knows what does. End of Story. Inevitable EOTW.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

I feel like we mostly agree with each other, we just don’t agree about the extent to which FOSS is helpful.

I agree, although perhaps less dramatically, that closed source is harmful, and that you can’t trust it. I agree that FOSS makes trusting software easier (although not trivial, critical vulns can still exist for years), and FOSS helps democratize whatever the software is used for (although in the current capitalist hellscape, software tooling is a relatively small hurdle).

To me, you don’t need FOSS to build a (literal) guillotine, and you don’t need FOSS to spread flyers. It’s not necessary for a revolution, and recent history seems to show it doesn’t really move us closer to a revolution. I don’t understand the basis for your claims otherwise. Communication benefits from software, and FOSS means that we can trust our tools of communication more, but in the end we still largely depend on ISPs and corporate hardware. People don’t have open source hardware phones, running mobile distros of Linux, loaded with radical app repos, running a massive adhoc p2p communication network.

I see FOSS as a goal. I want to live in a world where FOSS is the natural state of things, collaborating instead of competing. That is the end state I want to achieve, but it is not itself the solution for achieving that state.

FOSS is the solution (in microcosm) in the sense that it is a good replacement for capitalism, but not the solution in the sense of doing the work to achieve the end goal.

Chakravanti,

I feel like we mostly agree with each other, we just don’t agree about the extent to which FOSS is helpful.

FOSS is a tool. Tools are useful, not helpful. People can be helpful. Especially with the right tools.

(although not trivial, critical vulns can still exist for years)

Because the amount of participants are trivial. If people took FOSS seriously and stopped paying billions of dollars to CS…

To me, you don’t need FOSS to build a (literal) guillotine, and you don’t need FOSS to spread flyers.

If you’re using software to do just that, then I’m saying that you’re wrong. If you’re using physical fashions like crafting a club and having a fight with people who agree…

People don’t have open source hardware phones, running mobile distros of Linux

I do.

but not the solution in the sense of doing the work to achieve the end goal

Well, I AM saying what Richard Stallman has rouhgly in an extended elaborate fashion of much more profuse explanations and statements, that FOSS is necessary to stop CS from being respected let alone relevant to fucking anything digital based on an agreement towards respect for another human’s life without knowing that person. Without needing to know anyone to make that statement. Even I agree with him regarding the subject to which respect is given to people I have the opposite of respect in history denoting such appropriate.

PeriodicallyPedantic,

If you’re using software to do just that, then I’m saying that you’re wrong.

My point was that you don’t need to use software to do just that.

I do

You’re not most people. You’re not even most anti-capitalists or revolutionaries. It’s important to stay grounded in the reality of meeting people where they’re at. If you’re expecting your revolution to be populated by tech savvy people, I’ve got some bad news to break to you.

relevant to fucking anything digital based on an agreement towards respect for another human’s life without knowing that person

I agree, that’s why FOSS is the ethical choice. But that doesn’t get us closer to a revolution. If I understood your last paragraph, it was a bit hard to follow.

Chakravanti,

My point was that you don’t need to use software to do just that.

And my point is using the reference as a metaphor for something I’m not willing to discuss in this environment. I’m waiitng for SAFENetwork to build a sustainable environment to build a proper revolution.

I’ve got some bad news to break to you.

There will never be a meaingful awareness of this shit and everyone will die because bio-/tech/etc.- virus/baked planet/pollution/AI/etc.?

I know that already. My project is to figure out how to get people to learn what is necessary to survive.

Guess what? Everyone will die. In less than a decade. Guaren-fucking-teed.

Revolution is pretty much irrelevant because this will happen either way. It doesn’t fucking matter.

Counterpoint that be only one I’ve thought of or heard of. FOSS-AI can counter and crack all Closed Source AI and pretty much all personal computers with helpful virus infections that rebuild the target to GNU/Linux.

Whatever. It don’t matter. Either way I’ll find my soul a whole damn new galaxy cuz I ain’t comin’ back here.

akariii,

whenever someone uses a nebulous they, is worth asking: who is “they”?

Chakravanti,

Xucking anyone. Doesn’t really matter. People don’t shut the fuck up about it and I’ve never heard anyone say what I did that math on and observed myself occurring relentlessly. I don’t give a shit about what you think it is and I ain’t here to lecture anyone or argue. It is what it is.

chemicalwonka, (edited )
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I’m so proud of u my friend

chemicalwonka, (edited )
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I agree with you and don’t forget that Capitalism shouldn’t be reformed as Social Democracy claims but it must be destroyed from head to toes

blind3rdeye,

That’s a view I have for many things. The desire and possibility of, getting more money always distorts and corrupts. It makes pretty much everything worse by rewarding deception, externalised waste, and exploitation.

rdri, in Hill to die on

Deep down we know that doing terrorism will not solve any problems.

peg,

And yet the Israelis keep at it.

Goferking0,

Why stop when there’s no consequences

rdri,

You think they will still be at it if they are given every hamas member?

DragonTypeWyvern,

Fun History Fact:

The Black Hands terrorist organization, the ones that killed Archduke Ferdinand, hoped that by doing so they would start a civil war that would result in a victory for Serbia, specifically creating a “Greater Serbia” from the dissolution of the Austro-Hungarian Empire where they had dominance over their regional neighbors.

Obviously, that didn’t happen.

Instead WW1 happened.

Which ended in the dissolution of the Austro-Hungarian Empire and the creation of Yugoslavia, a constitutional monarchy with a Serbian royal family, capital in Serbia.

(And then they made everyone hate them because they were assholes both as a monarchy and a communist state)

Second, Bonus Fun History Fact:

Terroristic tactics have left Afghanistan as the only nation to have defeated occupations by the British Empire, the Soviet Union, and America, the three most powerful states since the collapse of the Mongol Empire.

rdri,

What you propose:

“Terrorists might’ve done something good actually. In some foreseeable future we might see changes in the world that would actually benefit them in the result, making their terrorism not useless”

What I propose:

“No human can see the future. But hamas could perfectly see what would happen if they launched such a violent attack - invasion with the purpose of removing hamas as an entity. If I can’t blame them for not surrendering by now, I will blame them for not making anything to defend their citizens.”

Alsephina, (edited )

Viet Cong’s success in reuniting Vietnam says otherwise.

Attacking villages, taking hostages, and using guerilla tactics (like both Viet Cong did and Hamas are doing) are just the most effective ways of driving out an occupying force, and they wouldn’t be necessary if the oppressors weren’t there in the first place.

rdri,

So you’re telling that hamas didn’t do anything wrong and they will succeed?

It’s interesting how some people blame Israel for being oppressors while others blame it for establishing hamas.

It’s also interesting how some people say terrorism is not useless because there is “some” history, but others are upset by how Israel is doing it too, apparently.

Alsephina, (edited )

None of these are mutually exclusive statements. You can understand that Israel propped up Hamas to label their aggressive tactics as “terrorism” and use that against all Palestinians, while understanding that those “terrorist” tactics can indeed be effective.

The US propped up the Taliban and other right-wing terrorist groups in Afganistan in the 80s to oppose their then secular Socialist gov and the supporting USSR, and we all know how that came back to bite them later. Just because a country props a group up doesn’t mean it’ll always keep doing things beneficial to them.

are upset by how Israel is doing it too

“Terrorist” tactics (or anything really) used for the sake of driving out a settler colonial ethnostate (a good thing) - like Hamas are doing and Viet Cong did - is good, while those tactics when used to oppress and commit genocide on a native population (a bad thing) - like Israel is doing - is bad. This isn’t that hard to understand.

rdri,

Israel propped up Hamas to label their aggressive tactics as “terrorism”

Can’t seem to identify the bad actor here. Would you help out?

The US propped up the Taliban and other right-wing terrorist groups

You mean Taliban good, USA bad?

“Terrorist” tactics (or anything really) used for the sake of driving out a settler colonial ethnostate (a good thing) - like Hamas are doing and Viet Cong did - is good, while those tactics when used to oppress and commit genocide on a native population (a bad thing) - like Israel is doing - is bad. This isn’t that hard to understand.

I understand that you think hamas will succeed in driving Israel out. Since all the current events are the result of hamas’ actions and the expected process of driving Israel out, I don’t see why wouldn’t we just sit and watch it till the end. Since terrorism is excusable, all the casualties are the price of Palestine getting real independence.

Alsephina,

What the fuck are you even saying

Are you actually braindead or is this a bit?

rdri,

What did you not understand in my comments?

OtakuAltair,
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Seeing libs both-siding a genocide and colonialism in the present day honestly makes it much easier to understand how slavery was so prevalent for so long.

Decolonization is violent; if you don’t like it, don’t colonize in the first place.

rdri,

Decolonization is violent

This is like saying nuclear bomb kills a lot of people. I agree. But is it happening in current reality?

kaffiene,

Strawman

PP_BOY_, in This situation is so ridiculous, this is the only way I know how to cope.
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I’ve never felt more proud of not knowing so many words

highenergyphysics,

literally all I know about this image is that Lizzo is a disgusting piece of shit that sexually harasses, body shames, and is a huge misogynist to her staff and crew

Yes you read that correctly… it was all an act.

Khrux,

The final one is about a YouTube animator JoCat who was as far as I understand pretty beloved and charming.

I may not be up to date on events but while streaming he improved a gebderbent version of boys by Lizzo and people liked it so he made a full animation for it.

A small but loud number of people, primarily from outside his community considered the swapping of the genders and/or the platforming of Lizzo to be misogynistic and gave him enough hate that he permanently stepped away from content creation.

I have no idea if anything else has happened since but to my knowledge that’s the event that made him “cancelled”. Imo it’s different to being cancelled because most people are on his side and are supporting him, and everything I’ve seen about this news takes that stance. Him suffering abuse from a few niche corners of the internet and quitting the platforms is not the same as the internet’s collective consciousness turning against him. Metaphorically, he which his workplace due to bullying by people who foybd something he did obscene, he didn’t get fired for it.

macmacfire,
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Candelestine, in This situation is so ridiculous, this is the only way I know how to cope.

Apparently this is just some twitter drama? Not exactly Earth’s finest left back in that pit, don’t let them drag you down. Gotta be strong these days.

Letstakealook,

Idk what it’s about, but I think OP must be chronically online to post something like this with zero context expecting everyone else to understand it. It is time to touch grass and stop emotionally investing in internet drama.

macmacfire,
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I wasn’t expecting anyone to understand without context(you can just find the context if you’re curious), and I’m not chronically online for being saddened by something horrible happening to someone I, in some way, idolize. Also, this isn’t internet drama, it’s a person being harassed and cyberbullied out of their career.

SnotFlickerman,
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Despite being very grateful for what this job has done for me and my family, I’m simply not strong enough to keep doing this if it means having to just accept this kind and amount of distress. Perhaps that makes me weak, but I’ve rarely ever really thought otherwise.

I agree with Jocat, this isn’t a sign of weakness.

Can we drop this “gotta be strong” shit when people are literally dealing with thousands of random abusive asshats never leaving them be?

Candelestine,

Yeah, not saying they were the ones that need to be strong. OP is, if he’s this upset about what’s happening. Creating distress is their goal.

SnotFlickerman,
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That’s a fair take, thanks for the clarification.

Haus, in Check mate
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I wonder if Lorraine is an actual author or someone OP is mad at.

FartsWithAnAccent,
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Looks like she's an actual author. Couldn't tell you if OP is mad at them or not though.

kn33, (edited )
BradPittIsGod, (edited )

What. I literally stole this meme and posted it here because I thought it was funny

smigao, (edited ) in I can't stress enough how much I don't care.

Sexy sniper … Some douche or another

Sheeple,
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SSSniperwolf, Illumigaughtii, paedophile with an Ukulele. That’s the recent three

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