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moody, in title

That’s a Dark Souls weapon if I ever saw one.

TehBamski,
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I was thinking more of Warhammer 40k chainsaw sword.

Neato,
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Put a Taser on it and you’ve got one of the weapons from Steinhardt’s Guide to the Eldritch Hunt, a d&d 5e supplement based on Bloodbourne aesthetic. I gave it to my campaign’s current big bad.

MissJinx, in 2024, welcome!
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Dude, I went to deliver the beers for the family new years eve party earlier on the 31st and my SIL mande up a fight about nothing as soon as I walked in and told me I shouldn’t go to the party. I paid for the beer! She kept it all and now my family don’t speak to me because “I wasn’t at the party”. 2024 began with me crying alone at home with no money for pizza because I bought beer for everyone. FML

Gormadt,
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You should try to explain to the family why you weren’t there (if they’ll listen)

But honestly if they’re being so petty of you missing 1 party it might be time to look more deeply at the kind of relationships you have with them

Personally I haven’t seen most of my relatives in years due to a great many of them being really shitty people or being complacent when those shittier relatives are being shitty. And it’s been pretty nice how much my stress levels have gone down during the holidays.

Family is the relationship, relatives are blood. Just because someone is related to you doesn’t mean they’re family.

captainjaneway,
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What was the fight about

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

The place I put the beers at. I was unloading the car and was putting it on the backyard so I could ask her where would it go.

captainjaneway,
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What did she say?

Che_Donkey, (edited )
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family schmamily. surrounding yourself with people who care about you because they want to and not because they’re family takes time, but in the end you’re worth it.

nebula42, in Intel just loves apparheid and genocide

What the hell did I miss

VictimOfAmerikkka,
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WhatsHerBucket, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried
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Glad it all worked out in the end

DaCrazyJamez,

*Glad it all worked out of your end.

wizenheimer, in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried

Just remember the rule of 3. More than 3 times a day or less than once every 3 days is considered unhealthy. Anything between that should be fine

DaCrazyJamez,

This is lemmy. We go at least three days without pooping.

Veedem, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)
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By annual ridership, the New York City Subway is the busiest rapid transit system in both the Western Hemisphere and the Western world, as well as the eleventh-busiest rapid transit rail system in the world.[18] The subway carried 1,793,073,000 riders in 2022.[6]: 2 [note 5] On October 29, 2015, more than 6.2 million people rode the subway system, establishing the highest single-day ridership since ridership was regularly monitored in 1985.[20]

The system is also one of the world’s longest. Overall, the system contains 248 miles (399 km) of routes,[10] translating into 665 miles (1,070 km) of revenue track[10] and a total of 850 miles (1,370 km) including non-revenue trackage.[11] Of the system’s 28 routes or “services” (which usually share track or “lines” with other services), 25 pass through Manhattan, the exceptions being the G train, the Franklin Avenue Shuttle, and the Rockaway Park Shuttle.

The NYC system was built a century ago and operates at an astonishing level considering its for one city and is so relatively inexpensive.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_City_Subway#:~:t….

Enk1,

And this appears to be a shot of a closed station that appears to be lit by flashlight - my guess is someone urbexing an abandoned station. There are quite a few stations in NYC that have been closed in the past century and aren’t well maintained. Some are still passed by active trains even though there’s no longer a stop there.

c0mbatbag3l, in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears
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What… Should my reaction be? Lol do you want us to all crowdfund an emergency evacuation of his wife?

Like… This doesn’t even make sense. “We are all ok with it” until five seconds ago I didn’t even know about this situation but being responsible or able to help is also a factor and neither of those apply to us so why the fuck would we do anything?

Some of you are just the worst when it comes to falling on a sword for anyone and anything.

Custoslibera,

Falling on your sword doesn’t mean what you’re trying to imply in this context but I digress.

You’re right, there isn’t a whole lot you can do about this particular example. However it is likely at some point in your life you will witness a relationship that is unhealthy or abusive and then what will you do?

For whatever you think about celebrities the behaviour they exemplify does have an effect about what is permissible in society generally, they set ‘trends’.

Right now in my opinion society (largely the media) is saying it’s all cool and normal and so I’m expressing my frustration in the greatest artistic medium of our time, memes.

BradPittIsGod, in Got any suggestions?

I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?

AlfredEinstein,

No shit!

Viking_Hippie, in Got any suggestions?

Do as I do and get Legionaire’s disease on the 30th of December. Bonus points if that’s your birthday like it is mine.

vaselined,

Happy Birthday

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks 😁

TheDarksteel94, (edited ) in Got any suggestions?

Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.

lseif,

BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.

Possible_EmuWrangler,

You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.

vaselined,

What does it do

Zerush, in History go brrrr
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Virtually all countries have many corpses in their basements.

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

Define “many”. San Marino? Probably not very many. UK? Oh boy.

Malek061,

San Marino? You count Rome in that?

FedFer,

That’s Vaticano, not San Marino

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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No, San Marino is independent state since 200 years or so (Edit: actually over 700). Sure, a very minor one, but still fit the incredibly sweeping definition of the guy i was answering to. Also why i would count Rome, it’s over 300 km away from it.

problematicPanther,
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I think if you look, you’ll find the bodies. Probably even San Marino, either directly or indirectly.

PolandIsAStateOfMind, (edited )
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Undoubtedly they do have some, but the number is not comparable to for example UK. I meant that sweeping statements like above are basically useless, even for a meme. Also this particular usage in this meme definitely sound like “all lives matter”.

problematicPanther,
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Fair enough

Zerush, (edited )
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How many are killed in the wars and invasions in the past of any country? Germany, Spain, GB, USA, Rusia, Israel, China…since the first Australopithecus discovered that a stick was very useful for smashing the skulls of others. It is inherent in human nature to have a tendency to destroy one’s neighbor, at the command of leaders eager for power and often for childish reasons…

MonkderZweite, (edited )

It’s inherent to be territorial as much as it is to be jealous and greedy. Yet we still build mostly working societies.

It’s just that the current international framework is still stuck in the primitive ‘right of the stronger’ principle.

Blackmist,

Some of us just been collecting for a long time.

It’s honestly impressive how much shit the UK has fucked up over the last millennia.

Don’t see why I should be ashamed of it though. I didn’t do it.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s never the people, but their shabby leader and his propagand.

Commiunism, in Got any suggestions?

You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.

You’ll be fine

WhisperingEye,

Thank you for believing in me

Vlixz,
@Vlixz@lemmy.world avatar

What happens after those 2 weeks?

AlfredEinstein,
corsicanguppy,

But oh, god, the pain. What a way to escapeTheStall.com !

I had to turn my prescription and left-overs back into the pharmacy after day 4 because the smallest opiate scripp left me in more pain than the original complaint and I had that gait that only really pregnant women or really old men have.

BonfireOvDreams, in Got any suggestions?
@BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.ml avatar

For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

Enfors,
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Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

AlfredEinstein,

That’s what killed Elvis fyi

corsicanguppy,

Coprolite Diamonds?

WhisperingEye, (edited )

I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…

RinseDrizzle,

Drink some coffee

Lightfire228,

Some people have slower digestive systems than others

It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating

AlfredEinstein,

#🥵

Frozzie, in next year bois
@Frozzie@lemmy.world avatar

What happened

Rayspekt,

He bought a NFT

Zoidsberg,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I measured once and cut twice.

UnearthedUnusual, in Got any suggestions?

Two words: magnesium citrate.

AlfredEinstein,

Two other words: Eat vegetables.

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