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deegeese, in Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰

Does McD support genocide against Palestinians (please provide evidence) or are you just trying to be edgy?

BradPittIsGod,

McD?

henfredemars, (edited ) in Dating

I literally asked my wife to marry me on the first date and she said yes. Getting right to the point is a woman after my own heart. Neither of us have ever dated before or, naturally, since.

We’ve been together for ten years.

We are also on the spectrum so that may have been a factor.

SpaceNoodle,

Yeah that was a major factor

chakan2,
@chakan2@lemmy.world avatar

I had food come out my nose when I read the last line of that post. Lol…phew…

1847953620,

i wish i was on the fios instead

VictimOfAmerikkka,
@VictimOfAmerikkka@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I think that I rather get to know someone better though 😅

Sprokes,

Why marriage? Can’t you just start living together first?

Asking someone to marry you on the first is just stupid. Many things could not work out and marriage is a big thing. Imagine spending time and money and then find out that you are not fit together. Then you live a miserable life or fill for a divorce.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

The tax benefits tho :o

henfredemars,

No kidding. My employer has top quality health insurance too, and in the USA that’s a seriously big deal when your prospective partner has a health condition.

MonkderZweite,

Why marriage? Can’t you just start living together first?

Or not marry at all?

henfredemars, (edited )

We did–After we agreed to get married, because we were quite sure, but at the same time we didn’t want to impose such a stark change right away in case the change would exceed one’s ability to cope with change which could lead to panic, meltdowns, etc. Neither of us handle change very well. We didn’t actually get married immediately of course. She packed up a pod and moved in next. It was months before.

We also talked about having kids right away. Not having them right away! But we talked about it immediately, I think like five minutes in, because isn’t it important to know?

As a counterpoint: nothing in life is without risk. I’ve seen friends take it slow and end up divorced, too.

Kusimulkku,

Jesus

ChicoSuave,

Many guys don’t realize but a spectrum lady is perfect. They get to the point, tell you when something is wrong, and are excellent listeners. They also have incredibly complex hobbies that seem really simple, like knitting or baking, that can pay off for helpers around them as snacks and gifts. If you ever felt you didn’t find the person who speaks to you, think different.

Baccata,

Oh, the old “I know somebody with X so everybody with X is the same” …

Psychodelic,

Ok, but what about the most important thing? Are they freaks 😈

henfredemars,

Those attributes are an important part of what I like about her! Very direct, very plain to a fault. She has never and probably will never have an interest in playing interpersonal games. Zero drama. Loyal, because she doesn’t like change. She’s obsessive in her interests meaning we both easily get sufficient time to be our own person.

Sure, she’s exceptionally sensitive about certain textures and sounds, but I understand because I’m the same way. Meeting her was like living a life where everyone speaks this language that I just wasn’t born with, and finding someone else who is just as confused as I am was really validating.

So yes, I suggested that we marry, and she says yes you will suffice… which is perhaps the highest compliment she has ever paid me.

Dkarma,

I was happy for you until that last line…oof.

henfredemars,

Haha, well, I told my family that a person has to get to know her. She seems bitter at first but that’s just how she is. Besides, they don’t have to live with her. I do.

Not using her outward appearance, countenance, or facial expressions as indicative of her true feelings is part of the package. It takes getting used to, and it’s not right for everyone.

“Sufficient” is her elation.

Rolando,

she says yes you will suffice…

FWIW that totally made sense to me. When I read that, I caught my breath or my heart skipped a beat or something.

Archer,

It sounds like the important missing context is that no one else had ever been sufficient before

bnjmn,

Well shit, when you put it that way

ghost_of_faso2,
@ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Gross

Omega_Haxors,

100% they thought they were being progressive with that take.

ghost_of_faso2,
@ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml avatar

What is ‘manic pixie girl’ lol; dont objectify/generalize your partner, especially a neurodivergent one.

Sagar,

What in the world is a “spectrum lady”. I have some friends who’d be interested in this adjective being assigned to a lady!

pearsaltchocolatebar,

As someone married to a spectrum lady, that description is absolutely not universal.

MonkderZweite, in Both beliefs are fine, but please realize the hypocrisy

Uh, not random. Evolution has a system.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

The system is just a representation of the aggregate.

ryathal,

Evolution is just random. The “system” is just the good random changes live and the bad don’t.

MonkderZweite,

It’s a bit more complex than that, with multiple levels of feedback with DNA (potentially even with the nucleotide) and a damn complicated process while creating descendants (vs. just clones).

Gormadt, in title
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If I pull this out of a stump do I get to be king?

It’s a cool shelf piece but in terms of practicality I’m to attached to my extremities to dare to turn it on

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

King of the lumberyard

Possible_EmuWrangler,

Listen, strange women lyin’ near trees distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government. That said, if you do pull it from a stump I’m not going to try and take it from you.

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Excalumber

Dazed_Confused, in title
@Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world avatar

the Emperor protects!

DragonTypeWyvern,

Not Cadia tho

Claidheamh,

The planet broke before the Guard did.

PolandIsAStateOfMind, (edited )
@PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml avatar

According to the Minka Lesk omnibus after the Cadia destruction they did broke for a time before gathering their remains and losing half of their remaining numbers in incredibly suicidal but spectacular attack just to show the rest of Guard they didn’t lost the edge.

KingThrillgore, in title
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

This looks incredibly unsafe and heavy to use by anyone

KpntAutismus,

i think that’s the point. it’s stupid, that’s what’s fun about it.

nonailsleft,

What’s fun about it is it can saw through your enemies

xionzui,

Hell yeah

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wrong username, kiddo.

Agent641, in title

This is quite gendered and stereotypical.

But hell yeah.

Kase,

You’re right. All are welcome to marvel at the majestic chainsword.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/22d25bbf-437d-4a42-9c04-71d28e06169a.jpeg

hemko,

You just insulted my entire gender

But hell yeah

clubb, in Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

Do you know what genocide is?

BradPittIsGod,

Unfortunately yes. Do you know what a meme is tho?

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar
BradPittIsGod,

Who said they’re mine?

red_pigeon, in Stats

68% of statistical facts are incorrect, including this one

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain, 97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

onlooker, in title
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Aesthetically? Hell yeah. Functionally? I am not taking a sword that can run out of juice to the battlefield.

KpntAutismus,

a back-mounted generator is still an option, although it just prolongs the inevitable.

ArmoredThirteen,

This is the kind of weapon you bring to a battle expected to be so bloody you die before it does

reverendsteveii, in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears

Who is Kanye West’s wife? He and Kim Kardashian divorced in 2022. He never formally married Bianca Censori.

fox2263,

Was going to say! Who TF is his wife cos it certainly ain’t the one everyone’s thinking of

Custoslibera,

Yes he did marry Bianca Censori.

That’s his wife.

Google it if you don’t believe me.

reverendsteveii,

n January 2023, it was reported that West had informally married Australian architect Bianca Censori, who works for West’s Yeezy brand, in a private ceremony in Beverly Hills. The ceremony had no legal standing; the couple did not file for a marriage license.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanye_West#Personal_life

I literally googled it to check before I made my comment

Custoslibera, (edited )
devbo, in 𓇋𓇩𓋴𓆰𓏜𓄤𓆑𓂋𓏏 𓅨𓂋𓇓𓅱

yall need to learn how to read…

eluvatar, in title

Hell yeah

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Hell yeah

Xanthrax, in every time
@Xanthrax@lemmy.world avatar

Well groomed beards are a cheat code for ugly guys.

Gruntyfish,

Only if you can grow a beard that looks nice

cashews_best_nut,

Riker does look 10x better with a beard.

dingus,

I would like to stress the “well groomed” part. When your beard looks like unkempt pubes, it ain’t a good look. But when taken care of, it really can do wonders.

ChapulinColorado, in Treat yo self.

Christmas gifts unless you actually communicate and confirm what someone wants (which based on my culture can be seen as rude) seems so pointless. Just buying short term garbage for the sake of “giving”.

UnverifiedAPK,

That’s what wishlists and gift cards are for

HactaiMiju,

Nah, screw gift cards. Money. Gift them money. Don’t give money to corporations for nothing.

gnutrino,

Yeah, I like to give gift cards from the Bank of England.

dingus,

But then it becomes pointless. If you’re both giving each other a wad of $50 for Christmas, what’s the point of doing it at all? You’re giving each other the exact same thing.

GregorGizeh,

Eh, as i get older I kinda like the small gesture, and there are plenty of small things that show you care that virtually anyone can make use of:

Some good, high quality snacks or sweets they like but usually don’t buy for themselves because it’s a bit indulgent. Their favorite liquor. A pair of nice comfy socks maybe.

flashgnash, (edited )

With the exception of parents I’d rather someone didn’t get me something than just ask me what I want

The present isn’t the money spent it’s the thought that’s gone into it

That said I’d also rather not get a present than get one for the sake of it with no thought

Give the gift of less waste going to landfill this christmas lol

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