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joyjoy, in Happy MLK day!

Even actual color blind people acknowledge color exists.

lugal, in Desperate to afford food

I once had 2 interviews for jobs with different skill sets and the same HR person was there. It felt weird to be passionate about both

marcos,

I’m passionate about quite a lot of things.

A day job isn’t one of those, but it’s not a single-use line.

_haha_oh_wow_, in Happy MLK day!
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

Star based and Trek pilled.

TacoButtPlug,
@TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works avatar

Reading Rainbow, though

_haha_oh_wow_, (edited )
@_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works avatar

[Levarr intensifies]

PP_BOY_, in other toys
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

That attempt at fixing your typo is 10x more obvious than just letting it be would have been

Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug,

I think it’s one of those things to purposely craft a point of engagement. Now you’ve made a comment about it

fin,

I’ve never thought that that way but that’s a cleaver take

CaptnNMorgan,

It’s so infuriating when they do this, especially for videos. Whenever I find a YouTuber that makes obvious mistakes that I want to correct, I just block them

AlternatePersonMan,

I love it

Gradually_Adjusting,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a mess lmao

dan1101, in i poured water in the the garbage

Why are you throwing away water?? I’ll take it.

SkyNTP, (edited ) in Desperate to afford food

The “here” part of the question changes the entire meaning of the question, rendering the stated answer completely off topic (cause, you know, “here” is not the only place you can earn money for food).

Sabre363,

In this hypothetical situation, it is where we are requesting an adequate sum of the monies to pay for the required sustenance. Any place may do, but this is the place the responded for an interview. And if my experience is anything to go by, then this is the only place to respond out of hundreds of applications.

Fixbeat,

Since you don’t know what it’s like to work there, it’s a dumb question. The only thing you can really comment on is the business side of things. They either do cool stuff or they don’t. If they don’t you have to lie and say how stoked you are to make their boring products.

yogthos, (edited )
@yogthos@lemmy.ml avatar

Companies compete with one another, and that means the conditions of employment tend to be comparable from one employer to another. What the employees get is largely superficial choice, similar to how you get 50 brands of chips that are all basically the same. That’s capitalist relations in a nutshell.

WarmSoda, (edited )

Yes, let’s “acdurrally” a meme.

Zerush, in You liar!
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s not always the fault of the device. It estimate the time based on the download speed in this moment, but it can’t know that in the next moment your ISP server slows down or that your AV stops the download for some times to analyze a suspicios file, things like this to make your day enjoyable. Because of this, never automatic updates. I recieve an notification if there is an update in the queue and so I can update when I like in a spare time.

gallopingsnail,
@gallopingsnail@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Uh, this is a photo of a clothes dryer.

Peter1986C, (edited )
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

The photo shows a washing machine though (I can read the Dutch labeling of the dials/buttons).

Caitlyynn,
@Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I still wouldn’t be surprused if it worked that way

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

And who needs an Dryer, Washingmashine, Fridge or other home appliance with Internet connection to spy you? Then complaining on Lemmy about the lack of privacy on the internet and the control of large corporations over the user.

https://file.coffee/u/RoMRLR5csB1SMaE_oakOf.gif

0ops,

That’s a washer, or maybe a dryer I can’t tell. I hope it’s not downloading anything

Peter1986C,
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

Washer. It describes available washing programs in Dutch.

emeralddawn45, in Happy MLK day!

I thought this was about being legit colorblind for a minute.

sagrotan, in Happy MLK day!
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

We are Yarn Dyers, and you bet, that statement is SO true!

bradinutah, in Desperate to afford food

Having a place to live is a plus too.

BlanK0, in IYKYK

Its just a habbit at this point 😂

Although lately I have been using RSS a lot

Mr_Blott, in The machine is always broken

I’m not that often in Maccies but I’ve never heard of the flurry machine being broken, I’ve read it’s a US thing due to the maintenance contracts

That said the meme still works in Europe because I’m pretty sure they’re not allowed to call that hydrogenated vegetable oil-filled shite “ice cream” here 😂

XTornado,

Idk… Here in Spain it is called Ice Cream and based on what I read it uses cream.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

The meme works only as an ad. Pseudo-critical reminder of BRAND and SUGAR

McD0nblds is pure diseased semen leaking out of a rapist’s asshole into customers’ dying mouths

AngryCommieKender, (edited )

Hydrogenated vegetable oil? The stuff that is used for soft-serv in the US is ultra-thick sweetened, vanilla flavored, milk. You could put it on cereal, if you really want diabetes.

Ingredients: Milk, Sugar, Cream, Corn Syrup, Natural Flavor, Mono And Diglycerides, Cellulose Gum, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, Vitamin A Palmitate.

helenslunch, (edited )
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

As per usual, the explanation is corporate shitfuckery.

Video explanation

tl;dr the company Taylor manufactures the ice cream machines to fail without any explanation or diagnosis process, then charge wildly exorbitant fees to fix them, and cut McD’s in on the profit. Some franchises found ways around this and McD’s just ordered them to stop. So the franchises just leave them broken as often as possible.

davel, in Happy MLK day!
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m sorry but only pre-approved, whitewashed, milquetoast quotes from radicals our government assassinated are allowed.

During the lifetime of great revolutionaries, the oppressing classes constantly hounded them, received their theories with the most savage malice, the most furious hatred and the most unscrupulous campaigns of lies and slander. After their death, attempts are made to convert them into harmless icons, to canonize them, so to say, and to hallow their names to a certain extent for the “consolation” of the oppressed classes and with the object of duping the latter, while at the same time robbing the revolutionary theory of its substance, blunting its revolutionary edge and vulgarizing it.

— Lenin

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Wish he has put those lyrics into Imagine /s

Hangglide, in The machine is always broken

By broken, they mean we were too lazy to clean it today.

NuXCOM_90Percent,

It is less about being “lazy” than it is about being understaffed and the ice cream machine having a very labor and time intensive cleaning process.

I know this is The Internet, but could we maybe not shit on overworked and underpaid labor? Since, that is the whole point. Corporate McDonald’s and the companies with contracts to maintenance those machines actively want all of your ire to go to the 19 year old night shift manager rather than actually question the fundamental problems with this setup. And a lot of the issues plaguing this are the same that plague you in your comfortable home.

ifixit.com/…/whats-inside-that-mcdonalds-ice-crea… is a good article on these issues and why it is, like most things, a problem of lobbyists and corporate interests. That you chose to blame on the workers.

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s also full of bacteria. People shit themselves when the machine works.

The ice cream is made from worms and diarrhea.

Your brain is leaking out your eye sockets.

SnotFlickerman,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I only regret, that I have but one upvote to give this post.

MrVilliam,

It only gets more frustrating when you learn how franchising works too. The pseudo “owner” of a location doesn’t have much say in anything in particular and doesn’t have much of a budget to do the right things with because they spend everything to have the names, logos, ingredients, recipes, and specific equipment, and there are very tight specs to fall within that can get inspected at any time. So it’s clear that the “owner” should hire enough staff and pay them enough to attract good workers who will make it possible for you to buy a mcflurry, but that “owner” probably pulls 60-90 hour weeks for only about double the rate of what their lowest paid employee makes. They tend to get suckered in because it looks so good on paper but it’s so much worse than it seems. They thought they were signing up to be capitalists and instead they just become a slightly different tier of exploited laborer with much higher stress because of personal investment in the failure or success of the location. They’re effectively indentured servants. The standard workers at least have the freedom to say fuck you and go get a different job without actually losing anything.

If a franchise unionizes, I think that it should be collective for all of the laborers to have security against the corporations ratfucking interests. Corporations want us to demonize their proxy lightning rod location “owners” but we should see through that bullshit.

smigao, in The machine is always broken

I had one yesterday after 3 years. Is good

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