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whyNotSquirrel, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

how could 2010 be 6 years ago when 2000 was 10 years ago?

Maggoty,

And somewhere in there 2020 was 10 years long…

EvolvedTurtle,

Man what even was 2020 lol

artemisRiverborne, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

This is why we can’t have nice things. It’s a no from me dog

red, in Sad

ngl I kinda wanna eat your insides

TipoPies, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

There’s a neat little video I stumbled across recently that explains this phenomenon rather well! youtube.com/shorts/GLViYl-AdXQ?si=8WLzfZkWDkflL1T…

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

Huh, that was actually quite fascinating. Thank you!

allstar,
@allstar@lemmy.one avatar

While the phenomenon he explains does exist, it is an incorrect explanation for the feeling described in your title. This video is amazing, and I suggest watching all of it or just jumping to 10:50 to see your explanation:

youtu.be/zHL9GP_B30E

P.S.: I was born in 2000, but ffs what’s up with these short format videos of people talking really fast and shoving incorrect info down your throat? I just can’t watch these, nor can I understand what they are saying.

FlyingSquid, in Gotta love international shipping
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

For non-Americans, Fort Wayne is very, very far from the ocean. Like a long distance, then over a huge mountain range and then another long distance.

seliaste,
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

If it is a package from China it wouldnt change anything right?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would think that no matter where it’s coming from, falling into the ocean in Fort Wayne would be a neat trick.

ILikeBoobies,

Fort Wayne would be the last place it was checked before falling into the ocean

ReCursing,
@ReCursing@kbin.social avatar

Trebuchet. Really powerful trebuchet

Nindelofocho,

clipped through the terrain and fell to the bottom of the map where the global water level is set at

tryptaminev,

Thats what happens when you cheap out on map designers and have one old guy do everything that grew up in a time before computers were a thing even. Oh and of course he is also the only guy programming and maintaining the engine, has to do all the character conception and management demands some immersive sandbox experience with particle physics down to quantum level.

No wonder the updates just get shittier and shittier.

oatscoop,

Nah, they didn’t grow up before computers: they were programing mainframes in the 60s. Those programmers can write you an absolute masterpiece of software … in COBOL. Also, they don’t bother with documentation because they’re intimately familiar with every line of code considering they created the whole system from scratch 40 years ago.

The point at when you’re “screwed” is when they retire and some poor bastard inherits an inscrutably complex system, written in a 60 year old language no one uses anymore, and with zero documentation.

tryptaminev,
jaybone,

But does Fort Wayne just mean it’s the next checkpoint on the way to the destination?

So could easily be some port on the west coast where the container fell off a ship?

mindrover,

Most likely but it’s funnier if you don’t think about that.

jaybone,

I’m no fun at parties.

seliaste,
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

me neither, probs why I didnt get the joke in the first place

FordBeeblebrox,

Maybe they’re testing out hypersonic mail planes. You lose a box somewhere over Fort Wayne and you’re just goin so goddamn fast it doesn’t land till it hits the gulf

figurys,

Maybe someone can do the math how fast you would have to be going?

grue,

What mountains? There aren’t any mountains between Fort Wayne and Mobile, AL. (Or between it and Fort Albany, ON, for that matter)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Congratulations, you got me. The Appalachians don’t go all the way across the entire North American continent. I apologize for daring to make such a suggestion.

grue,

To be fair, I initially wanted to comment about how clever you were because even most Americans would forget about the Ozarks being in the way, but then I checked a map and realized they were too far west.

jaybone,

I only see one location in OPs screenshot. How do we know where this is coming from or going to?

grue,

There are two locations: Fort Wayne, IN and an unspecified point in the ocean. Of the paths between Fort Wayne and an ocean, the ones people are most likely to think of (e.g. from the Atlantic or the Pacific) involve crossing mountains, but others (e.g. from the Gulf of Mexico or Hudson Bay) do not.

jaybone,

I guess I was not thinking of Hudson Bay as “the ocean” lol

droans,

But if it’s going to the ocean from Fort Wayne, it’ll have to go East.

The Maumee River meets up with Lake Erie which eventually goes towards the Hudson Bay and the Atlantic Ocean.

Although I suppose that still doesn’t have to cross the mountain.

octoperson,

Thanks. This was useful context.

noobnarski, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

I guess I am a god then

newIdentity, in Sad

See. Not that empty

psycho_driver, in Let 'em COOK!

83? Where in the far far north do you live?

AngryCommieKender,

Been in the 60s and 70s for the last two months here in Imperial Beach. If I were any further south, I’d be in Mexico.

moonsnotreal,
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I live like a 45 min drive from Canada and it’s been like 85 and sunny for 2 weeks. It feels like a sauna

ColdWater,
@ColdWater@lemmy.ca avatar

For me below 28C is like ice bating

irmoz, in Sh*t Gold .

Please tell me this is a joke

People aren’t really drinking cat shit right?

EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK

Psychonaut1969,
@Psychonaut1969@kbin.social avatar
over_clox,

Yep! I first learned about it from The Bucket List…

piped.video/watch?v=1UU0UM1Lgpk

Send_me_nude_girls,

It’s done for the aromatic flavors.

irmoz,

Shit flavours???

Honytawk,

Hmmm, you can really smell the compost

PlasmaDistortion,

I ate at a restaurant that sold this stuff. It was $85 a cup. I can appreciate a good cup of coffee but never at that price (monetary or cruelty).

Mr_Blott,

I saw it in a torréfacteur in Paris, it was about €70 for 250g of beans

They must’ve taken you for a right mug 😂

Imgonnatrythis,

Vast majority of it is just cheap coffee labeled to be this and marked up for tourists / gift market. Have tried it, just tastes like cheap old coffee. It’s not something genuinely sought after by coniseurs.

irmoz,

That makes this even dumber. If it actually had a good taste i could sort of understand it, in a honey sort of way. Sounds like it’s just a silly novelty.

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s always about the story. Same reason restaurants get 2 and 3 michelline stars. It’s about how pretentious and fancy you can make everything surrounding the meal and not about the meal itelsef.

Chetzemoka,

I’ve eaten at a 2 star Michelin restaurant. It was definitely theater and not a meal. The Menu is one of the best dark humor movies I’ve ever seen because it’s honestly not that far off lol

NecroParagon,

I really liked that movie!

Riven,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Loved it as well. My girlfriend and I will sometimes say Yes Chef when one of us asks the other for help with something.

Imgonnatrythis,

One star restaurants are the way. They usually have been so focused on their cuisine at that point they haven’t yet become super pretensious. Plus you actually have a shot at getting a table at these.

onlooker, in Every day we stray further from God's light.
@onlooker@lemmy.ml avatar

Some of you really don’t like raisins, huh?

mild_deviation,

FUCK raisins. The nasty little fucks can go decay in a corner alone for all I care.

Rustmilian,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even like grapes

Stabbitha,

If they’re not covered in chocolate someone wasted a perfectly good grape.

whofearsthenight,

Seriously. Craisins = great. Raisins = bullshit bad wasted grape. Redeemable if they’re Raisinets or yogurt covered raisins. (I actually don’t hate raisins, but all of the other options are better by a mile.)

Frylock,

Raisins are good and anyome who thinks otherwise is a stupif fucking pile of dogshit, just my opinion though.

mindbleach,

I love chocolate syrup, but it doesn’t belong on cheese or pasta.

funkless_eck,

what about chocolate pasta?

negativeyoda,

I don’t want rubbery, sweet shit in my Mac and cheese.

On their own this m they’re fine.

Do you like pickles in your ice cream?

dustyData,

There’s pickles flavored ice cream, and it’s not bad. I tasted it at one of those 1000 flavors ice cream shops. People are really missing out if they think ice cream should only be diabetes flavored. Salted caramel, peanuts, sour and sweet flavors. They all work really well in ice cream form.

Socsa,

I like pickles on everything, but pickles are delicious. Raisins are an abomination.

shizomou,

If you can tell me there are quality raisins than the ones in those little boxes I had as a kid, I’ll try them and maybe change my mind.

psycho_driver, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Gross. Why not just throw some pickled children in there while you’re at it.

ComradeChairmanKGB, in Sh*t Gold .
@ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I’ve always said coffee smells like shit

getoffthedrugsdude,

Agreed, it’s awful

Joecool2087,

You’re awful! Coffee is wonderful! You just don’t understand it! I mean regular coffee not cat poop coffee…that’s just weird.

getoffthedrugsdude,

It’s just like, my opinion man, you’re allowed to like your poo beans

IndiBrony,
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Gork, in rawr

That’s a weird angle for double penetration.

errer,

The wolves are all tentacles below the belt, sheesh have you never even watched a hentai?

Omega_Haxors, in I really appreciate that I can keep coming back to that game

Ginger Island was phenomenal. They took everything that made the game suck and fixed it without disrespecting players who liked doing things the old way, plus they added in some cool content which added a lot to the end game. Fairy dust is single handedly the best feature ever added since once you get a room full of Statues of Fortune you can just pump out any item you want at breakneck speed. Fairy Rose goes from being a niche flower you use for bees to a genuine powerhouse of a crop during a season which is normally a massive lull in production. The only thing that sucks about them is that they stack really badly. I really hope next update fixes that because that is unacceptable game design.

UntouchedWagons,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m gonna be that guy and say I don’t like Ginger Island, mainly because of the golden walnut hunt.

Omega_Haxors,

Yeah that didn’t have to be there. It’s easy enough to bypass with wikipedia which is what I ended up doing.

TheBlue22, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

Much worse, not worst

CCF_100,

Oh my gosh, I didn’t even notice that

jack,

Yes, your right

Zoop,

Yea, their definately write.

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