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Lawyerator, in Gotta love international shipping

Getting an Oregon Trail vibe from that message.

Imgonnatrythis,

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Arrowed!

Spitzspot, in Sh*t Gold .
@Spitzspot@lemmings.world avatar

How “Pearson’s Original Salted Nut Rolls” are made.

nouben, in Let 'em COOK!

For normal people like me : 83F is 28°c

baseless_discourse, (edited )

Originally I thought it was talking about age. Then I realize there is an entire country that uses the wrong unit.

vaultdweller013,

Its not the wrong unit, we just forgot how to update it and its working well enough. Also bite me I dont want to deal with decimals to know the tempeture on a more accurate level.

baseless_discourse, (edited )

I dont know anyone who uses decimal when they use celsius, and almost everyone I know uses celsius.

.3 degree is not going to change anything, just like you wouldn’t put on your jacket just because the temperature lowers half a fahrenheit.

vaultdweller013,

Well my cars Celsius setting certainly does. Fucking things weird though so IDK.

baseless_discourse,

I also realized my american appliance do this same when I try to set them to celsius (nest etc). I guess that is where this unfortunate misconception comes from.

paultimate14,

Various groups in the US have tried to convert and it failed because… There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the current system and very, very little to be gained by switching.

Also if the US actually switched, what would all the people who comment and complain about it on the Internet do with all of that free time? Get a hobby? Or start lobbying the whole world to switch to Kelvin?

GlitterInfection,

F******** you c******s.

DeathWearsANecktie, in Sure. Why not. Anything goes.

NK has the largest football stadium in the world so…

Sivalente, in Every day we stray further from God's light.

Haha you just just discovered kugel?

TheAlbatross,

This just made me plenty hungry for kugel…

I’ve never made one with cheddar, though, and I don’t think I’ll start.

Harlan_Cloverseed, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.
@Harlan_Cloverseed@kbin.social avatar

Joke’s on you - 2010 is still a decade away!

bufordt,
@bufordt@sh.itjust.works avatar

And tonight I’m going to party like it’s 1999.

reflex, in Sh*t Gold .
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Two droppings, one cup.

ovay,

Its a legit thing

orphiebaby, (edited ) in chaotic evil is for me

I know this kind of post is not supposed to be taken seriously, but they’re so haphazard and forced that I don’t find them funny. I’m getting sick of these billions of poorly-thought-out “moral + lawful alignment” charts for things that have little to no morality or lawfulness attached, trying to tell us what kind of person we are if we do what, and being wildly off-the-mark. For this one and most others, most of the entries are “lawful good/neutral”, because they are valid and effective ways to protect your fucking bread, done by someone who sees it important to do so. If you really want to start categorizing the way tons of different people do shit, find a more appropriate format.

UnrepententProcrastinator, in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess

That nerve in the giraffe necks that goes all the way down and then back up is a perfect example why God should not do cable management.

CADmonkey,

Vagus nerve?

roanescence, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

I’m starting to not have fun doing things that i used too. I’m much more conscious about my lifespan of a blink of an eye for this universe.

It really hits hard and reminds you that you need to settle down. Find your place. Start counting to your death.

egonallanon, in Doesn't help that I keep thinking 2010 was like 6 years ago.

I was speaking to someone at a party and for some reasons the topic of 9/11 came up and they mentioned they weren’t born when it happened so I just stopped talking to them.

Stamets,
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I’ve got a really personal connection to 9/11 so the memories surrounding it are really vivid for me. Was talking to a buddy the other day about it and he started laughing and I asked why. He said “You were playing with a pocket knife and I was shitting in my diapers.” It was at that moment I remembered he was born in 2000. My joints immediately were filled with sand.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Music alignment

I agree

pastermil, in Gotta love international shipping

Must be Evergreen

TrustingZebra,

Everblue

RecursiveParadox,
@RecursiveParadox@lemmy.world avatar

She’s a Maersk post-Panamax.

Panurge987, in Stereotypes are wrong and bad

*stereotype

Shard,

I wanna stereotype my balls in your mouth doesn’t quite have the same ring to it…

teruma,

I’m in lesbians with you.

Sidewayshighways,

Bread makes you fat?

teruma,

Chicken isn’t vegan?

orphiebaby, in I love democracy

Pure democracy = rule of the stupid because there’s more of them.

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