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surewhynotlem, in Stats

The average person has fewer than two legs.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.

Kecessa, (edited )

I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too

platypus_plumba,

What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?

tslnox,

Red Foreman’s, obviously.

thurstylark,

Calm down, Red Foreman.

tslnox,

Looks like your ass is next in line.

Brickhead92,

Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.

platypus_plumba,

I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.

qaz,

Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same

ArcticAmphibian, in Ronald McDonald's spraying democracy and freedom 🥰

This is still a little fresh to make a joke like that. It’s a complex issue and nobody’s hands are clean.

OmnipotentEntity,
@OmnipotentEntity@beehaw.org avatar

Dang, way to both sides genocide done by an apartheid state. Very centrist. Let the cooler heads prevail.

Aquilae,
@Aquilae@hexbear.net avatar

Ah yes a “complex” issue

Libs try not to both-sides a genocide challenge (impossible)

D61, (edited )

I don’t think its that complex. Group A gave permission for Group C to move into Group B’s place. Group C decided to get a bunch of Group N’s support to start the liquidation of Group B.

Decades of Group B, playing to the “Rules Based Order” crowd resulting in no end to the violence Group C was doing to Group B resulted in Group B being more and more okay with countering violence with armed resistance.

Here we are.

ArcticAmphibian,

You’re not wrong, but it’s not insane to say that Hamas is not an innocent group. That’s all I’m saying - it’s just as much a crime to ignore blatant terrorism.

DengistDonnieDarko,
@DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net avatar

all Palestinian violence against Israel is justified self defense shrug-outta-hecks

morrowind, in Healthy relationships don't control the clothes their spouse wears
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Probably because I don’t give a shit about random celebrities

Custoslibera,

I care in a general human sense.

Society talks big about wanting to reduce domestic violence but when there’s a clear cut example it’s radio silence.

Just a little infuriating.

Facebones,

People PRIMARILY, before anything else, want to protect the status quo.

Unfortunately, SA and DV are part of that status quo. Therefore it’ll only ever get lip service cause DOING something would “shake up the meta.”

PerogiBoi,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

Society is all about talking big on ideals and then doing the opposite.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

One particular over privileged couple of people don’t catch my eye at all for any other reason either, except when they are spreading hate or something like that. Weird to think everyone does notice or care what celebrities do. I honestly have no idea who his wife is or why I would know she’s abused.

red_pigeon, (edited )

Exactly, why do people care so much about celebrities. It’s understandable to appreciate their work/talent (movies or whatever) but to go beyond that to know whatever crap they are doing in their life is cringy.

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I so agree. I admit there are a few celebrities that I like so much that I’d be interested in their life story a bit, but I’m absolutely not following news about them or really even interested in their kids or who they married. Even though those things are a part of them, I would be interested in their earlier life more – how did they become this person? Having said that, most biographies I have read have been snoozefests, sadly. Even when the person is insanely fascinating in an interview about their work, hearing about how they spent their summer in 1968 isn’t usually the most riveting story…

018118055, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

It needs some legally bulletproof foundation structure to own the company and continue with his values. Not easy but possible.

ThirdWorldOrder,

Steve Jobs managed to do this picking Tim Cooke. Hopefully will be the same for valve

AI_toothbrush, in title

Btw cordless powertools are ridiculously powerful

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

As someone with an electric chainsaw gas is still magnitudes most powerful. This sword would be cool and would cut but it wouldn’t be like butter. You’d have to go relatively slow to avoid excessive friction binding the blade.

Socsa,

By the time you get your gas chainsaw started in spring, I’ll be six trees ahead of you.

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

I have an electric chainsaw. Fuck gas. For what I need one for battery is perfectly fine

AI_toothbrush,

Yeah but imagine a gas chainsaw sized electric one. That would cut like the wood was butter.

whoisearth,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

If you go slow yes. But speaking from experience my dewalt 16" struggles going through a 6*6 unless you go slowly.

TexMexBazooka,

Nah, it wouldn’t.

sighofannoyance, (edited ) in title
@sighofannoyance@lemmy.world avatar

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GoodEye8,

It’s a pretty good weapon when exterminating fungus.

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar

Fantastic, my fungus has developed a cockney accent and it needs to go.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Cdda fungi beg to differ

baatliwala, in title

Please tell me the Chainsword is a weapon in some game?

Thteven,
@Thteven@lemmy.world avatar
bane_killgrind,

You poor sweet summer child…

goldenex,

Any Warhammer game

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Fallout series be like

Son_of_dad, in Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence

Nobody wants Israel to deal with Hamas, but nobody else steps up to do it either. Not only that, but nobody hates Palestinians more than other Arabs such as Egyptians. None of the Arab nations want to step up or take in refugees, same with Europe, all that talk from Europe but nobody will commit to taking in Palestinian refugees or sending in their own troops to weed out Hamas

But_Class_War,
@But_Class_War@midwest.social avatar

Israel does fund hamas though, so they’re kinda dealing with them in a different way

themeatbridge, in Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence

It might be more accurate to show Hamas raping and dismembering a few hostages before Israel enters the picture, but otherwise, yeah.

Szymon, (edited )

It might be more accurate to show the Israeli PM giving bags of money for decades to Hamas, and ignoring the evidence of their plans to rape and dismember a few hostages, before raping and dismembering a few hostages before Israel enters the picture, but otherwise, yeah.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Alright, who has the time machine?

TigrisMorte,

Sorry, it is in the wash.

sailingbythelee,

Netanyahu is a psychopath, but that doesn’t make Hamas any less culpable for their raping and murdering. Netanyahu and his right-wing theocratic conspirators have to go, and so does Hamas, hopefully in body bags. The civilian population? They are human shields for Hamas, but I doubt many Israelis are shedding tears for them either. Israelis remember the daily suicide bombings of restaurants and shops by the PLO back in the day. It’s a fucked up situation and has been for decades.

gh0stcassette,
@gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

People need to understand that it’s possible to both condemn Hamas, who are a fundamentalist organization that regularly commits terrorism, and acknowledge that Isreal is committing a genocide against the Palestinian people.

If anything the current far-right Isreali government benefits from Hamas because a more moderate faction having power in Gaza would make it harder for them to justify their goal of ethnically cleansing Palestinians from the Gaza strip (and likely eventually the West Bank and Israel proper).

Siegfried,

Oh, yeah, it’s needed that image to understand why i*rael is comiting genocide, now everything makes sense

themeatbridge,

There is no justification for the genocide committed by Israel. No crime committed by Hamas justifies the actions taken by Israel.

But it is also dishonest to suggest that Hamas was merely threatening to harm people. October 7th was a massive, coordinated, heinous attack on innocent civilians.

It was intended to provoke a reaction from Israel, so Hamas is getting what it wants.

That’s not a justification for Israel in any sense at all. Israel is actively engaged in a genocide, and should be stopped. The Israeli war criminals should face prosecution for their crimes.

Hamas is a violent terrorist organization who should be stopped. The Hamas war criminals should face prosecutio for their crimes.

Both things can be true. Saying so does not equivocate or mitigate either crime.

Siegfried,

You are right, but no one is defending hamas here

galloog1, in Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence

I have yet to have someone provide me with a source where Hamas/PA admits that an air strike hit something other than civilians. Why would you take an organization at its word that has been shown time and time again to directly make up reality before reports are validated?

If you are wondering why there is a generational gap in support for Palestine, that’s why.

Catoblepas, (edited )

Why do you need Hamas to say something before you decide whether or not blowing up thousands of children is acceptable?

MsPenguinette,

There is some ratio of civilian deaths to military targets hit that is essentially “acceptible”. Especially when the military targets are amoung civilians. I don’t know what that number is but it’s definitely way way way way less than right now.

22k people dead is wholely unacceptable. At absolute best, giving Isreal the biggest benifit of the doubt I can, Isreal is indiscriminately killing civilians.

mkwt,

Reminder: the 22k number is inclusive of Hamas combatants. They refuse to break out military casualties from civilians.

gh0stcassette,
@gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is true, but the casualties are hitting the population of Gaza indiscriminately, and the median age there is only 18. So you’re still killing half children. Even if the ranks of Hamas are heavily stacked with 16-17 year old kids (in which case indiscriminate killing of them would still be better to avoid, it’s not like child soldiers are really capable of consenting to the risks of armed conflict), there’s no way the majority of the deaths are actual Hamas combatants.

galloog1,

Exactly

FluffyPotato,

If even half of 22k was Hamas their “command center” would need a bit more equipment than a few ak47s and like 4 bullets between them.

sailingbythelee,

The generational gap in support for Israel is caused by the fact that boomers and GenX made up their mind about the Palestinian-Israeli conflict back in the 80s and 90s when the PLO was suicide bombing Israel on a daily basis. The younger generation has only known Israel as the oppressor state under right wing idiots like Netanyahu. They also forget that Israel was the underdog when all of their neighbours ganged up on them and tried to wipe the Jews off the face of the Earth again, repeatedly. The younger generation just sees the power imbalance between Israel and the Palestinians and assumes that Israel must be in the wrong.

galloog1,

Partially but there is also an information gap about perpetual violence coming out of Gaza from the region as well. Just because Israel got better at defending does not mean they are not reacting in a vacuum.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestinian_rocket_attacks_on_Israel#/media/File:Rocket_Attacks_fired_at_Israel_from_the_Gaza_Strip_by_year.png

TigrisMorte,

As there is an information gap about the perpetual violence coming into Gaza from Israel itself. There is no reacting going on from Israel. It is active and quite intentional in design.

TropicalDingdong,

30% of the residential structures that were present in Gaza before October remain. This is easily observed from satellite and aerial imagery.

Perhaps its more that there is a generation gap in critical thinking.

gh0stcassette,
@gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s worse than that, I haven’t seen any data on what percentage of the still-standing buildings remain inhabitable/structurally sound. A lot of those 30% are probably not going to be safe to occupy long-term without significant repairs, and I doubt Isreal is going to fund those.

givesomefucks,

No…

Surely this is just another example of everyone under retirement age being wrong and only the boomers really know what’s going on.

No one else spends so much time on Facebook, they’re clearly the most informed out of all the generations!

Limonene,

I don’t care what Hamas says or admits. Reliable news sources have repeatedly reported that IDF is killing an unreasonably high number of innocent Palestinian civilians, relative to the number of Hamas soldiers that they kill.

Acinonyx,

Hamas soldiers

you mean terrorists?

TigrisMorte,

One side's soldiers are always the other's terrorists.

galloog1,

Reliable news sources that simply take the Palestinian Authority at their word.

itslilith,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Because their local correspondents have been killed by Israel. Look it up, Israel has been responsible for the vast majority of journalists’ deaths last year, in only three months.

Catoblepas,

Extremely dishonest to leave out the fact that all numbers provided by Gaza’s Ministry of Health has consistently matched very closely with Israel’s death counts in the past, and Israel just happens to have completely blocked access to Gaza for outside agencies to do independent counts.

Wow, isn’t that convenient! Guess there’s no choice other than to assume the thousands of children blown to pieces are lies made up to make it harder for Israel to defend itself by flattening over 70% of homes in Gaza, along with reporters and refugee camps.

gh0stcassette,
@gh0stcassette@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You can literally see Gaza City leveled on satellite maps, very few buildings are left standing. Even if Isreal hadn’t killed a Single civilian, tens to hundreds of thousands would eventually die of exposure because they have nowhere else to go, their homes have been destroyed (Egypt isn’t willing to take Gazan refugees and it seems like neither is anyone else in the area).

The infrastructural damage alone is enough to indirectly kill 10s of thousands minimum in the long run. And of course Isreal has been striking civilians, so the total scale of the civilian life lost will be much larger than that.

ramius345, in Got any suggestions?

Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.

DrJenkem,
@DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube avatar

Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.

ramius345,

2 parents, 2 kids, one uncle, 4 grandparents all got it. All vaccinated. Not a large sample but larger than 1.

corsicanguppy,

So far so good on vaccines this year for me.

MNByChoice, in I will rue the day this inevitably happens.

Hey now. A divorce could also sink things. He doesn’t have to die for things to go to shit.

(I know nothing of his personal life.)

KingThrillgore, (edited )
@KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml avatar

Well his name didn’t show up in Epstein’s public records (unlike a certain CEO from a company Microsoft bought/CEO that founded/ran Microsoft) so we’re fine there.

And I did look. Extensively.

It’s a good sign because 1) He’s smart enough to not have a paper trail and/or 2) His hobbies are innocuous, like, I think he really only cares about submersibles and knives and he wasn’t stabbing people on some carbon fiber tube near the titanic so he’s not a dumbass either.

MNByChoice,

You know, I am glad you thought to check.

Zatore, in Stats

I’m partially responsible for this stat

can,

Aren’t we all?

Zatore,

Ya, but I’m also why the number is less than two

ArmoredThirteen,

In a few months I’ll be doing my part to lower the average

Kase,

o7

AVincentInSpace,

best of luck with your lopemoffomy

ArmoredThirteen,

Somehow never heard that term before but I’m here for it

ApathyTree, (edited )
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

By being female or through loss?

Cuz I mean roughly half the population of the US has zero by default and they are included in this statistic. So for them you may also be part of why the number is greater than zero.

notoftenthat,

Unfortunate encounter with a Laplander.

nickhammes,

Or through parenting, perhaps?

If you personally have two, but have two kids with zero, you’re responsible for lowering the average to one, or lower depending on how we account for your partner’s contribution

taanegl, in Any resemblance to reality is pure coincidence

I’m sorry, but you just lost your job and have had your priveliges revoked. Don’t worry though. All you need to do is meet a local liberal for retraining to get it back. We will furnish you with a church and talking points so that you may return to the labour force.

Have a lovely day, and remember: if it’s gotta be complex, make it military industrial.

BradPittIsGod,

Was this supposed to be a joke?

Pog, in God bless the imperial system and bald eagles 🦅🦅🦅🦅 (oil too)

This reads like a thinly veiled pro-China pro-north Korea propaganda post ngl

BradPittIsGod,

Couldn’t care less about those countries

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