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OurToothbrush, in History

No, the genocide is still ongoing, it didn’t happen it is still happening.

Ddhuud, in All the weird shit happens on nights

The title and content contradict each other.

phorq,

What happens during night shift stays during night shift.

SexualPolytope, in Fuck the moon
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StarshotJohn, in 10/10
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Nice

hexaflexagonbear, in 10/10
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Also looks better if you interpret it as a score than, say, a 9/11.

SquareBear,

What happened on the 9th of November?

TankieTanuki,
tinsuke, in Me washing $200 worth of groceries in 2023
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narp,
SeekPie,

Me washing $200 worth of groceries in 20231000007347

TheRealLinga,

You all wash alot of groceries! I just eat them. The germs make me more full!

Doombot1,

I’m paying for the germs so I’m gonna eat the damn germs

samus12345, in Cheese
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Cheese and lard.

spudwart, in Fuck the moon
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RizzRustbolt, in All the weird shit happens on nights

Unless you work in document scanning, then it’s reversed.

Jearom, in Fuck the moon

If you want to know what the moon blowing up would be like, give Seveneves by Neal Stephenson a read. It’s the last book that got me to stay up all night reading. First two thirds are a solid 9/10.

zeekaran,

Middle third is 10/10.

Bassman1805, in 10/10

New Zealand: It’s the fucking eleventh!

beanz00_,
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gotta love seeing everyone else celebrating something about the date that we are already done with

paultimate14, in 10/10

Once again Europeans assume the rest of the world is identical because Americans are the only ones bothering to correct them.

Flumsy,

Name one country thats not in America that uses mm/dd/yyyy.

bloubz,

Americans? You mean usians surely

g8phcon2,

Practically no one in the USA would have any idea what such a word would be representing.

bloubz,

There are other words. Statesians, seppos, yanks, … There is a full list of other names here …wikipedia.org/…/Demonyms_for_the_United_States

Hyperreality,
TesterJ,

According to that link, more countries use MDY in some capacity than I thought. Magenta, Red, Dark Blue, and Grey on the map are all listed as using it in the table below.

paultimate14,

I’m not even talking about the date format, I’m talking about the date.

Annoyed_Crabby,
someguy3,

In Canada we use all three formats and have invented even more. Fucking hell.

Holzkohlen,

You alright there Canada? Did they hurt you?

Vespair,

Canada is the kid that requests anchovy topping at the pizza party

g8phcon2,

Canada can never decide if they want to be Americans or British.

lugal,

Germany uses DMY exclusively. Why is it green instead of cyan?

Masimatutu,

From the article:

The format dd.mm.yyyy using dots (which denote ordinal numbering) is the traditional German date format. Since 1996-05-01, the international format yyyy-mm-dd has become the official standard date format, but the handwritten form d. mmmm yyyy is also accepted (see DIN 5008). Standardisation applies to all applications in the scope of the standard including uses in government, education, engineering and sciences. Since 2006, the old format (d)d.(m)m.(yy)yy is allowed again as alternative to the yyyy-mm-dd format in areas where there is no risk of ambiguation.

lugal,

I have never seen yyyy-mm-dd in the wild except maybe as a filename conversation for practical reasons (you can sort them more easily). All official documents use (d)d.(m)m.(yy)yy

cosmik,

Quick! Name all the countries that use mm/dd/yyyy!

paultimate14,

I didn’t even mention date formats. It’s only 10/10 using the Gregorian calendar. There’s still the Islamic, Indian, Chinese Hebrew, and other calendars in use around the world.

Masimatutu, (edited )

I don’t know too much about the others, but the Chinese calendar is used purely in ceremonial and cultural contexts and is not really used in everyday life.

Edit: Okay so I checked, all of these calendars are used alongside the Gregorian one, mostly for religious or ceremonial purposes. Meaning if you asked a person from such a country what date it is today, they would in all likelihood answer the Gregorian date.

cosmik,

Sure buddy

smik,
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EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted,
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TIL Christian is a demonym…

MindSkipperBro12,

It’s called American Exceptionalism 🇺🇸🫡

vaxpy,

To “correct” them

amanneedsamaid, in 10/10

Nothing beats ISO 8601, YYYY-MM-DD

Chunk,

YYYY-MM-DDTHH:MM:SS-00:00

THE ONE TRUE FORMAT

Agent641,

BCE or AD?

filcuk,

Well, the standard provides various formats, such as YYYY-\WWW.

Ookami38,

Does the T just signify that Time starts after it? I’ve never really examined the full UTC format, YYYY-MM-DD has always been enough for my uses.

Flumsy,

The T stands for the timezone.

Ookami38,

Aaaah that makes a lot of sense.

MelodiousFunk,
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This is the way.

GrammatonCleric,
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My head hurts

pancakes,
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The most logical format, especially for digital files.

MystikIncarnate,

This is the way.

Put the most significant digits first. Always.

Holzkohlen,

I am fine with any format that puts the month between year and day.

themusicman,

Same, but MSD->LSD is nice in general for the alphanumeric ordering

bitsplease,

100%

  • alphabetical order = chronological order
  • unambiguous regardless of locale
  • easy to read/parse by either machine or human
mikazuki,

RFC 3339! ISO 8601 has way too many weird formats that are allowed like today would be 2023-W41-2. See for example here.

amanneedsamaid,

Great, now I need to memorize “RFC 3339”, because I officially have a new favorite date format. Thank you!

msage,

Fortunately this one is easy:

three threes equals 9 3339

Masimatutu,

Whoa, that’s a cool website!

TheBiscuitLout,

It’s really pleasing seeing the seconds all change in unison!

rojun,

I feel offended - W%W-%w is my preferred way of noting down dates :D

pingveno,

RFC 3339 when you need the basics, ISO 8601 when you need something more niche. Some applications genuinely need to view the year as weeks and days of the week instead of months and days of the month.

TesterJ, in 10/10

I remember in high school a friend waited until 10/10/10 to ask a girl out so he’d never forget their anniversary. I think they dated for like a month lol

Bassman1805,

10/10 plan

ScrotusMaximus,

10 percent of the time it works 10 percent.

g8phcon2,

It's not a bad idea, that's why I got married on 2/14 so I wouldn't get stuck having to have an extra gift giving holiday.

Neon,

i’ll say it time and time again:

This format is shit and makes no sense

g8phcon2,

How does it make no sense? I read 2/14 as "February 14th". How do you read 14/2?

Masimatutu,

In most contexts, “/” means something like “(out) of”, and “14 of 2” makes a lot more sense than “2 of 14” when describing the fourteenth of February (or February fourteenth, as you would say it).

thrawn,

Pretty weak reasoning. It just as often “or” like this/that. If not more— who’s actually looking at fractions that often? I’d argue the punctuation attached to that specific date format shouldn’t be the basis for the order itself, and dashes or periods are common too.

The better reasoning is that the day is typically more relevant than the month. A downside though is that it’s bad for sorting: YYYY-MM-DD is the best way to automatically sort by date, and ease in digital sorting is arguably the most important factor in date formatting. It’s kind of a silly thing that people don’t care about outside of memes otherwise.

Annoyed_Crabby,

Fourteenth of February? Just like Fourth of July.

g8phcon2,

that's...more words, and more thought, it's only the 4th of July because it's a holiday preceding July 5th and following July third.

Annoyed_Crabby,

It’s just one more syllable, or one word(no s, because it’s not plural). People prefer to say dou ble u dou ble u dou ble u instead of world wide web, and that’s even more syllables. It’s also arranged in a neat way, from day to month to year.

it’s only the 4th of July because it’s a holiday preceding July 5th and following July third.

That’s the issue i guess, you guys jump from one format to another and then back and that’s considered normal🤷

WhiteHawk,

You know, there are other languages besides English as well

TheRealKuni,

Yeah but God wrote the Bible, the Constitution, and the Star-Spangled Banner in English, so that means it’s God’s language. Y’all can suck our Freedom!

octoperson,

2nd of Dodecember

TheRealKuni,

2nd of Dodecember

I find it hilarious that the imaginary 14th month gets to be called “12th” because (ostensibly) the early Romans couldn’t be bothered to have winter months.

Neon,

Vierzehnter Februar

Fourteenth February

WhiteHawk,

No no, he got married in the 14th month of the year which doesn’t exist, so there wouldn’t ever be an anniversary

Neon,

I unironically asked myself what happened in February of 2014 at first lmao

petersr,

Let me guess, instead of asking out another girl on 11/11/11 he played Skyrim?

cheery_coffee,

In my opinion that game aged quite poorly.

Revolutionary when it came out, nearly unplayable now though. It’s like a modern Goldeneye.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in History

olny the Navajo didn’t get fucked over

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