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netwren, in Let 'em COOK!

HAHAHAHAHAHA in FLORIDA nobody can hear you heat scream

craftyindividual, in Germans

Ich_ill :(

tilcica, in Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

ah. one of the few dates that americans and the rest of the world agree on :D

happy thanksgiving to anyone celebrating it (and i hope OP didnt just say it randomly cus i have no idea when it actually is)

Feste_the_Mad,
@Feste_the_Mad@lemmy.ca avatar

It was actually yesterday, funnily enough.

Sotuanduso,

Did you unupvote yourself?

EDIT: We’ve both been upvoted. It’s ruined!

Feste_the_Mad,
@Feste_the_Mad@lemmy.ca avatar

I did indeed. Unlike Reddit, unupvoting myself on Lemmy actually seems to stick, which I’m rather happy about.

Cheez,

It’s the 11th here, so not the whole world.

Zerush, in Germans
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Yes, I saw a German, in the first appearance of Corona, jumping over a shelf, because someone nearby was coughing.

baggachipz, in Germans

Why is this an issue? They’ve never caused any problems before

Magnetar,

<3 (world wars)

Darkenfolk,

To be fair, both where the fault of the Austrians. Getting kicked in the head by a kangaroo doesn’t help with mental stability.

Pons_Aelius, in Comic sans.

Needs more clip art to really make it pop.

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

https://i.imgur.io/VqOZcUy_d.webp

Feste_the_Mad,
@Feste_the_Mad@lemmy.ca avatar

Perfect!

Menjoo, in Germans

It’s called a Blitzsneeze.

LemmysMum, in Germans

Achoo! Gesundheit.

ShouldIHaveFun,

Choo hast

VikingHippie,

Choo hast mich

coffeebiscuit,

This is distörbing.

Duke_Nukem_1990,

God dammit it’s spreading

derfl007,

Anzeige ist raus (an die ich_iel mods)

LemmysMum,

Scheisse.

crispy_kilt,

Schweizer detektiert

Rayspekt, in Germans

Who coughed in this comment section?

coffeebiscuit,

Nobody, it was from the next tread.

nucleative, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

I’ve not used any alarm at all for the past 20 years. It’s amazing. I just automatically wake up at the same time every day. And go to sleep about the same time every day.

Adjust your life so you can do this, if you can.

ManosTheHandsOfFate,
@ManosTheHandsOfFate@lemmy.world avatar

I started to not sleep in (so much) after I had kids. I still wouldn’t call myself a morning person but these days 8am is sleeping in.

SasquatchBanana,

This only happened to me when I was in my 30s. I think my brain chemistry did not allow me when I was younger and in my 20s to do this. Now I can barely stay up late and I wake up consistently before my alarm.

weariedfae, in When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning.

Most of y’all don’t have a diagnosed sleep disorder and it shows.

BeigeAgenda, in Germans
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

This shows Daily Mail gets their scientific knowledge from Look Around You: youtu.be/RBLdG1TrxOM

jaybone, in All Rome leads to roads

There’s a road from Florida to the Bahamas?

uberkalden,

No, and the map doesn’t show that either

Jonas_Jones, in You have to.
@Jonas_Jones@lemmy.world avatar

they’re usually sitting out in the open collecting water and each time I slapped them, some water would get ont my hands and sometimes even clothes etc. wouldn’t recommend unless you want to be soaked in brown stinky water

itsAllDigital,

Worth it

Oszilloraptor, in Germans

Verstörend.

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