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Kecessa, in Got any suggestions?

Second day of the holidays > can’t stop pooping

Man this period isn’t good for your health…

NightAuthor, in Got any suggestions?

3 times a day to every 3 days is normal.

When was the last time you pooped?

lolola, in Got any suggestions?
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The Lemmy cycle:

  • bean memes
  • shitposts
  • beef memes
  • memes about never pooping
  • back to start
match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

quick, get this poster some bean memes

juladuni,

points 2 and 4 are the same.

c0mbatbag3l, in Best feeling ever (OC)
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

c/Linuxmemes would be a better place for this.

jack,

Why? Aren’t you a linux absolutist as well?

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

No, I run Linux at home for most things but keep a Windows 10 install for certain games and I work in IT in an Apple/Windows environment.

I really don’t think Windows is that bad, sure it’s got some aging design choices that never get updated like settings and control panel being a half assed attempt at upgrading, but overall most of the complaints I hear about it are just misunderstandings by Linux absolutists.

FlyForABeeGuy, in Got any suggestions?

Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you’re into that

steal_your_face, in Got any suggestions?
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.

antrosapien, in Steam Boat Willie belongs to the People!

Are disney executives blinded by quarterly revenue that they dont see any value lobbying for extending copyright laws?? Nice

breakcore, in Lies and Slander

Very slow clap …

lugal, in Lies and Slander

There are only three historians?

AlpacaChariot,

Victors write the history

lugal,

Yes and apparently there are only three of them

UnRelatedBurner,

they don’t write about themselves

AlpacaChariot,

Wikipedia doesn’t lie!

mumblerfish,

If that was presented as fact, in a discussion among political ideologies it would be a very messy discussion.

RymdLord,

They have searched for Victor

lugal,

And history is written by Victors

jack,

What? That doesn’t make any sense

Ephera,

Well, at least only three who write things down. I don’t know what the others are doing…

captainjaneway,
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Reading

Syrus, in Best feeling ever (OC)

I’m not lemmy enough to get this

Imgonnatrythis, in Got any suggestions?

I recommend pooping asap.

GeorgeTheFourth, in Got any suggestions?

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

meowMix2525,

This reminds me. Apparently, in a pinch, you can also dissolve a few teaspoons of epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) in water and drink that. Would have never guessed that stuff is even safe to consume if I hadn’t read “saline laxative for relief of occasional constipation” on the front of the bag I just bought.

Risk, (edited ) in Got any suggestions?

Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

Whirling_Ashandarei, in Got any suggestions?

Bear down!

Also love the username, fellow Role Models fan?

Angry_Maple, (edited ) in Got any suggestions?
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This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

flubba86, (edited )

That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

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