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jaybone, in Lunch time

When the recipe calls for a stale yolk.

MrJameGumb, in WD-40 and some tape are the only tools you need in this life.
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My dad used to refer to something he called “Scottish engineering”, which meant you start a project with good intentions but just end up swearing frequently and throwing everything in the fire lol

sbv,

this is also hobby software development

KingThrillgore,
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This tracks, have you seen how many times I restart a React project?

RIP_Cheems, in Feeling a lot like Gonald lately
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I’m feeling gonald today.

AllonzeeLV, in South Africa is the Legal Arm of _____.

Israel has gone full Scrappy-Doo.

Never go full Scrappy-Doo.

RIP_Cheems, in Chill. They didn't actually tell their family to buy crypto.
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GET BACK HERE FLINTLOCKWOOD

Tar_alcaran, in If you're a knower, then you know

When you’re in a shitty naval ensign competition and the opponent is the USSR (you just brought your regular flag)

gravitas_deficiency,

Just to clarify, the US Naval Ensign, while technically distinct, is in fact fully identical to the “standard” national flag.

Tar_alcaran,

Exactly, but that was the joke. That, and the USSR one being ugly as hell

Tar_alcaran, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Also slavery and coups

dudinax, in Honestly

Also Europe:

“Let’s do this obviously good thing for the sake of the whole continent.”

“No, because it would help France.”

verstra,

Haha sounds about right!

Is this based on actual event or is it a general joke?

dudinax,

A quote I heard from a Greek minister (from memory). “If Germany had a choice between doing the right thing and hurting France, they will hurt France.”

norgur,
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So? Where is Your punchline?

RIP_Cheems, in kitten
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Worth it

cafeinux, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

It’s a low hanging fruit, but I mean… The tree doesn’t have a lot of higher fruits, and they’re not as tasty anyway.

nilloc,

Sure we have plenty of high-hanging fruit:

  • antiquated voting laws
  • asymmetrical representation
  • oligarchy via political funding
  • military industrial complex

But we didn’t start a world war that killed millions of people, that we’re still digging up unexploded munitions from, and that gave us the ability to fix some of our governmental systems and implement social and societal change (at least for white European folks).

ByteJunk,
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Yet, but you can still elect Trump again.

nilloc, (edited )

The first 3 I listed are why, yes. And it sucks that the Supreme Court and some dudes 250 years ago put us in this situation.

Diplomjodler3, in Low-hanging fruit 🥱

Don’t forget police murdering people and doing highway robbery.

Liz,

And shit trains, and pointless poverty, and ridiculous town planning, and an absurd prison system, and shit voting and representation, and unlimited money in politics, and weak-sauce unions…

rcbrk, in South Africa is the Legal Arm of _____.

“South Africa, which is functioning as the legal arm of the Hamas terrorist organization […]”

twitter.com/LiorHaiat/status/1745427037039280207 (archive.md/L7AwX)

DmMacniel,

That’s hilarious… and the blue-pills are even more hilarious. Actually, it’s quite sad.

SLfgb,

“They started it.” “We are the real victims here.” “Antisemitic terrorists”

Bassman27,

Isreal deserve an Olympic gold medal for mental gymnastics

ExLisper, in Honestly

Give credit where credit is due: US managed to create extremely stable system. So stable it took a bloody war to alter it the only time it was done. So stable it’s now dysfunctional and impossible to fix. So stable it will still be there even after the country dissolves into a dictatorship.

RIP_Cheems, in Just a little tired
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2 hours a sleep, I see.

RIP_Cheems, in overall i am still respectful to everybody but this is definitely relatable to me
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