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FrankTheHealer, (edited ) in Neutrality condones the actions of the powerful.

Is this how we win over the Trump crowd? Attributing various philosophy quotes to Dale Earnhard. Cuz if so, I would love it. We can make bumper stickers and everything.

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs - Dale Earnhardt”

GrammatonCleric, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

I’m all in on the strange juice. Bring that shit on.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Strange Juice is a hit album waiting to happen.

JokeDeity, in True

My concerns with AI are like doctors cheating their way through school with chatGPT and deepfakes leading nations into war, other people’s concerns with AI are that rich artists won’t get credit for derivative works. It’s all a fucking joke to me and I’m going to keep enjoying my time with Stable Diffusion.

saltnotsugar, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

kubica, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

Will do, thanks.

moistclump, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

Me walking by the Canadian geese on my way to work.

EarthShipTechIntern,

Rude unreasonable chicken doesn’t have anything on the Canadian goose. Obstinate, violent aggressive shit machines are they.

craftyindividual, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?

lugal,

That would be rude

spicytuna62, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Not having a rooster is generally sound advice too.

I_am_10_squirrels, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

I’ll tip you negative $1000

EpicFailGuy, in That's right
@EpicFailGuy@kbin.social avatar

@ObviouslyNotBanana

When I was 🎶 a farm boy 🎶 my peepaw 🎶 took me into the city 🎶 to see the farm parade 🎶

dreugeworst, in Full power (:

The cup looked rather big to me, but I didn’t know how big 44oz was. Guys, it’s 1.3 liters! Why tf are they carrying a 1.3 liter cup? Do they really drink that much in one day?

disposabletentacle, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

I can't believe that we have reached the point as a civilization where I'm legitimately not sure whether or not this was intended as satire.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Poe’s law in action

Jaytreeman,

It's an account with a lot of bad jokes with some gems dropped in.

captainlezbian, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

I should send my landlord one of those church fake bills, but with “get a real job” instead of a church info

cumcum69, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

i’d happily tip my landlord over the side of a building

NKVDawg, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

How about they tip me? They tip waiters, but not the people who give them free money every month.

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