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dolores_clitoris, in This feels like a trap of some sort..

“Ain’t it funny how the factory’s doors close? ’Round the time that the school doors close? ’Round the time that the doors of the jail cells Open up to greet you like the reaper?”

Maeve,

Ratm if anyone wonders.

Pissnpink, in This feels like a trap of some sort..

Well you can’t give them fun weapons without targets to use them.

lurch, (edited ) in At least I'm rich in groceries

Just order a pizza and eat the warm pinapple from the top 😂

hungryphrog, in This feels like a trap of some sort..

Who’s the artist?

Zuberi, (edited )
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The bloke I took it off of was in Discord. The original I stole had its watermark removed apparently. I reverse imaged searched the image and found the original artist and their tweet!

twitter.com/benzaehringer/…/1271064640672411649

www.berkeleymews.com

I have also edited the original to include that info :)

lethargic_lemming,

thanks for putting the effort to find the original artist!

statist43,

Thats a really nice page haha

Daft_ish, in That's right

Perry sure emo is farm emo. Ever been to the country?

captain_aggravated, (edited )
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

How to describe my high school…There was woods behind it, a peach orchard to the left of it, a cow pasture to the right of it, and a church and a corn field across the street. There were rules about keeping your guns locked in your truck if you went straight to school after deer hunting at dawn. “Town” was the nearby army base.

Plenty of goth girls lived in a single wide down a dirt road. In fact thinking back to high school, there were the occasional boots and belt buckle yeehaws among the guys, but I don’t remember a single “cuntry gurl” among 'em.

Like, you’d get girls who wore blue jeans and T shirts, with a hoodie in the winter, with that “I bleached it blonde three months ago” brown-rooted bangs and pony tail hairdo. Like the practical “rrrl grrrl” look. I’m pretty sure I was going to college out of state before I actually saw a woman actually wear a cowboy hat for real, like not as part of a costume.

shalafi, in That's right

Sigh… Country used to be pretty good. Now that Nashville has discovered algorithms, they just churn out formulaic shit that sounds exactly alike.

Saw a 5-minute video a couple of years back. I think it was 5 of the (then) current country songs, blended one into the other. You could not tell where one cut off and the next picked up. Sounded like 5 singer collaborating on a single song.

Had my details a bit off, but here it go:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o

Stegget,

It’s still good if you know where to look, and the country hot list ain’t it. Tyler Childers, The Steeldrivers, Colter Wall and Chris Stapleton are some of the best, just to name a few.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Did they discover algorithms in the 1990s? 'Cause it was shit then, too.

dangblingus, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

Aint no rent moratoriums stfu

JokeDeity, in The Season of Warmth and Hope

LMFAO, I think I’ll pass.

Pog, in Just the thought makes me shudder

Since the original siamese cats were racist caricatures, do they become unracist in the inverted/evil version?

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

They become even more racist.

Cort,

Hard R and everything

Pops, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
@Pops@lemmy.world avatar

The rude and unreasonable chicken is also called a Canadian goose, I believe.

ReeferPirate,

Jerk chicken

variants,

oh man, need to find a way to pick some up for dinner now

spittingimage, in The Season of Warmth and Hope
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

JokeDeity,

That was too clever for my dumbass, someone explain.

dangblingus,

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE JOKE DEITY

JokeDeity,

I’ve fallen so far. 😭

dangblingus,

To be fair, I don’t get it either. He has a brass neck? Is that a saying?

swab148,
@swab148@startrek.website avatar

Maybe it’s hard to go for his jugular?

ForestOrca,
@ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/brass-neck
brass neck
noun [ S or U ]
UK informal disapproving
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/ˌbrɑːs ˈnek/ us
/ˌbræs ˈnek/
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a type of behaviour where someone is extremely confident about their own actions but does not understand that their behaviour is unacceptable to others:
She's got a brass neck to ask for a day off when we're so busy.

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited ) in The Season of Warmth and Hope

What? We already give our whole paychecks to our landlords. How could we possibly give them more?

If landlords aren’t happy with the rent they receive, they need to get a real job and work their asses off every day all day long like everybody else does.

alphapuggle,

The Twitter account is a meme account, they don’t actually expect you to tip your landlords, although I’ve seen landlords that do expect such.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Yeah I gathered it was satire, but the mere thought of it made me jump straight to interpreting it as reality because I wouldn’t be surprised if some landlords do feel that way!

N0body, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it

If you can’t handle me at my rude and unreasonable chicken, you don’t deserve my strange juice.

ivanafterall, (edited )
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Aim for the rude and unreasonable chicken. If you fail, you'll still land amongst the strange juices.

craftyindividual,

You can lead a rude and unreasonable chicken to strange juice, but you can’t make it drink.

BobbyNevada,

A strange juice in the hand is worth two rude and unreasonable chickens in the bush.

LongbottomLeaf, in There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it
jaybone, in Got ur forecast, my Lemmys

Why is everything Action Weather?

Like cmon do you have to brand the weather report?

Ghyste,

It’s Action 4 weather, Action 4 being the news program and channel.

ElBarto,
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I prefer Action Weather 4, sounds like a wicked 80s action movie, about a retired mercenary turned weatherman who has to come out of retirement to use his new found knowledge of weather patterns to take out his long time nemesis The Storm.

Ghyste,

I’d watch that at least twice.

jaybone,

Action Weather 1 through 3 were just ok.

jaybone,

I’m pretty sure we have an Action Weather in my area too, which is not where OP is.

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