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Gorillatactics, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

When you click the ublock button it says how many things they blocked. Mine is in the millions by now.

IWantToFuckSpez, in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

And it was microfilm before floppy disks. And after it was CDs then USB sticks.

Evilphd666, in I got covid :(
@Evilphd666@hexbear.net avatar

TUSSIN TUSSIN TUSSIN TUSSIN TUSSIN TUS TUS TUSSIN

I ain’t 'fraid of no sleep. I ain’t 'fraid of no bed.

Get better soon comrade fidel-salute-big

Gradually_Adjusting, in I got covid :(
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Ha ha haha aww ;(

Evil_Shrubbery, in I'm scared guys..

Oh, this is how we get Future Frieza (DBZ: Dokkan Battle)?

No, this is how we get Mecha Frieza! Or possibly Meta-Coolers! (DBZ: The Return of Cooler)

banana_meccanica, in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

My first porn was on floppy disk

KernelAnxiety,

There’s something poetic about using a floppy disk to get hard

preasket,

I wonder if they could now make floppy disks with the same form factor but modern tech

GeneralVincent,

Like this?

preasket,

Haha, that’s cool

Selmafudd,

I thought it was gonna be a USB drive but this works too

theneverfox,
@theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

If you put a small, double sided optical disk inside, you could probably get a few hundred gigs in there, maybe even up to a terrabyte or three. If you put flash storage, you could fit a few dozen terrabytes. Hell, you could build that yourself if you just bought a bunch of microsd cards and soldered the contacts into a different form factor

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

I downloaded my first porn from Kazaa, over dial-up.

SeedyOne,

3.5", 5.25" or the monster 8" is the question…

comrade_pibb,
@comrade_pibb@hexbear.net avatar

5.25 inches but the disk was smaller

tiredofsametab,

My first porn was probably NNTP (newsgroups) before I even had the actual WWW. Had to learn how to stitch images together from multiple posts in the early-mid '90s.

Sabata11792,
@Sabata11792@kbin.social avatar

4chan... I rolled the fucking dice and lost I guess.

electrorocket,

UUE decoding!

marx2k,

Forté Agent was a blessing

tiredofsametab,

I thought the name sounded super familiar, but I had to look it up. My dad was into BBS and CompuServ in the '80s. He eventually got AOL, which is where I got started with NNTP. I really need to get his history on these things. I know that, when I was super young in the early '80s when they divorced, he was often spending a lot of time online. I'd really like to know more about that era as my memories are scattered and fractured.

mp3, in The other inflation issue
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

I’m love-handle’in it.

imPastaSyndrome, in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

It’s not the disks it’s what’s ON the disks

Flabbergassed,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

And they always act as if there's no way it could have been copied and exist somewhere else.

imPastaSyndrome,

Well, often it was a game of super spy keepaway and no one ever made it to a computer or had the code or the data was to save a good guy or whatever

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

To THE computer, wherever that was. When i learned Basic in 1986/87, the only computers i had access to, were those we used in class.

Yeah, after class, homework consisted of writing code on paper. Copilot = Basic Book

Like, for what purpose you’d have a computer at home?

Iirc Basic was the first, non-scientist friendly programming language. I saw an ad in the newspapers and signed up. We were 6 students in total and the first people ( not working in any scientific field ) in our small town, which knew how to use a computer and write the code for the beloved starfield screen saver in Basic.

Edit: having watched war games 3 years prior, when i was 13, i really felt like a spy doing secret stuff.

Jesus_666,

Iirc Basic was the first, non-scientist friendly programming language.

COBOL predates it, having first been introduced in 1959. BASIC came about in 1963.

DmMacniel,

But my dude… Diskettes had Copy Protection! /s

atlasraven31,

Yeah! The little plastic slider you moved up and down.

DmMacniel,

On commerical disks those are fixed on the frame (but can be flexed/cut away of course)

Klear,

…and they only protect the data on the disk from being changed, you can still copy it. Otherwise the disk would be unreadable.

jollyrogue,

Supposedly on the disks. The files were saved, but did the FAT table eat itself was the question. 😂

Kusimulkku, (edited )

FAT table eat itself

heh

seth,

That is the table upon which you place the file allocation table. It’s tables all the way down, baby!

oldGregg,

An embarrassing snapshot of spongebob at the Christmas party?

radioactiveradio, in great car advice

Someone hasn’t seen one of those compilations of tires flying off the car and killing unsuspecting pedestrians/drivers.

SuperIce, (edited ) in Floppy disks were high-tech weapons once

The US nuclear arsenal still runs on floppy disks.

EDIT: The Air Force claimed they finished a migration from 8-inch floppy disks to solid state storage in June 2019, so my info is slightly out of date. They did use floppy disks for over 50 years though (1968-2019).

Usernamealreadyinuse,

The thing with random internet replies: you never know if it’s true (you could look it up, but that would make life to easy).

So this is or:

  • really scary
  • unbelievable smart cause nobody knows how to use them
  • not true

Probably there are some other options but I’ll go for a combination of the first and second one and hoping for the third

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

It boils down to “never change a running system”

atlasraven31,

Laughs in Linux

SuperIce,

Doing a bit of research online, my info is slightly out of date. They used floppy disks from 1968 to 2019. In 2019, they migrated from the old 8 inch floppy to “highly secure solid-state storage”. They don’t specify what type of solid state storage they actually use now though.

Source: nytimes.com/…/nuclear-weapons-floppy-disks.html

Daqu,

3.5" is much more solid than 8" floppies.

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Fair point

Usernamealreadyinuse,

Thanks this makes me feel (a bit) more secure…

constantokra,
Confused_Emus,

The R in smart looked like an H at first. Was wondering if they made these in Maine.

mlg,
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

“Highly secure solid-state storage”

Probably used the same encryption scheme on an SD card adapter that plugs directly into the floppy drive lol.

gizmonicus,

Like one of those old cassette tapes with a headphone cable when MP3 players first came out and cars didn’t have adapters? Lol

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

It was true at one point, but has since changed. The systems are totally air-gapped and worked 100% of the time, so there was never a reason to change them.

Also true: Boeing still uses floppies to update their 747s.

atlasraven31,

Yup, we don’t want it to crash.

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

Eh? You can verify bit for bit that a digital transfer off an SSD was successful.

tilcica,

yea but SSDs are not reliable enough. random bit flips from cosmic events, degradation of data if unpowered for a long time, can only be written to so many times

they are VERY reliable for casual PC use or even server storage but not for something that could start ww3 if it glitches

also, as some other people said, dont change something that already works

kogasa,
@kogasa@programming.dev avatar

That has nothing to do with file transfer (“updating”), just long term storage. It’s also a solved problem. You can solve it at the software level with modern self-healing filesystems.

pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Smh they made video games political

💀

radioactiveradio, in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

My former co-worker was daily driving his browser without any extensions and didn’t see anything wrong with it. I was watching him work one day and he was literally fighting a battle against the unholy pop-ups just tryna download some free fonts. What could’ve been done in 2 clicks took him minutes to do trying to close all the ads and tabs kept opening, videos kept playing. It was painful just to watch.

pingveno, in Smh they made video games political

Where I would love to see micro-transactions be a thing is news articles, videos, and other creative works. I’m happy to pay for someone’s work, especially if I’m not paying a bunch of overhead to some shitting credit card company. At the same time, I have no wish to pay for a $20 monthly subscription for the local newspaper in Middleofnowhere, Montana just so I can read one article.

AeroLemming, in The other inflation issue

Ban billboards

superduperenigma,

Capitalists: Alternatively, we should sell skyspace so that corporations can flood the already-light-polluted night sky with projected advertisements!

JohnDClay,

Not nearly as bad as targeted ads and pop-ups. Seems like humanity has been finding ways to make ads worse and worse over time.

AeroLemming,

Well, I use ad blockers online. The only good ad blocker for a billboard is a can of spray paint and I’m a wimp.

Jamie, in Whatever gets people engaged in the process
@Jamie@jamie.moe avatar

Political memes are just the non-grandma version of political cartoons.

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