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JackbyDev, (edited ) in This is literally the internet nowadays without an adblock

I remember some video. It was a joke about IT remoting in to fix a computer. The icons on the desktop were shaped like a dick. Then it guy took a screenshot and was like I’m definitely sending this to HR as he sorted them alphabetically. Then the other dude was like “no put it back, infant find anything!” And the line that sticks with me, the IT guy says “there’s no sort by dick”.

youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE

fritolay,

The website is down #1: sales guy vs web dude

JackbyDev,

Thanks! I added the link!

CaptKoala,

Someone give us a “sort by dick” a friend of mine really needs such features.

getoffthedrugsdude, in I got covid :(

Bustin makes me feel gooOOd:

piped.yt/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE&t=1

LoamImprovement,

I ain’t afraid of no sleep

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’ Bustin’

TinyPizza, in Just fuck me up fam
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

I recognize those dead, glazed over eyes! They look like mine. Oh...

drcobaltjedi,

Yeah, I feel this meme. Lot of “why bother” energy with my friend group. We all know we’re fucked

TinyPizza,
@TinyPizza@kbin.social avatar

The pizza as medicine makes it too real.

ArcRay, in Like finding gold during your work day.

I’ve really been enjoying Faux Fiction. I haven’t disliked a single one of their songs. They are more indie/rock than metal, but still goes hard.

SayJess, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Well it’s nice to know that their new haunted doll cannot hear us. Unless of course we sign, or otherwise use our hands in an exaggerated manner while speaking.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

I suspect the doll with hearing loss knows sign language.

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Shit I need to go apologize to my haunted doll.

NessD,

Because you are haunted?

SayJess,
@SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

WAIT, I’M HAUNTED?

Shardikprime, in Society

I disagree because genetic therapy freely available at gatacca levels plus spaceships, and artificial intelligence freely available and fusion tech freely available at the matrix level are inexistent

Lord_ToRA, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss
@Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world avatar

I’m so glad that red circle was there. I would have totally missed the joke.

TheSanSabaSongbird, in Jesus wept

Nice! I’m a Telecaster man as well! Me and Jesus.

Viking_Hippie, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss

Also, why had that American girl been holding the doll captive?

thorbot, in Society

I’m 14 and this is deep brah

8tomat8, in The Netherlands

It is not even a joke. Every time we cross the border between the Netherlands and Belgium in a car, we laugh about how distinct it is.

liztliss,

If is not joke, why laugh??

Agent641, (edited )

Its the law. Visitors to the Netherlands are required to demonstrate contempt of everyone not currently in the Netherlands.

kubica, in American Girl releases 1st doll with hearing loss
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

What was the title trying to say? I'm trying to read it from a different point but no results.

BossDj,

Short answer is all American Girl dolls come with backstories and related gear. They also publish books with the dolls as the main characters

Deestan,

I don’t really understand your question, but hopefully something here will clarify: edition.cnn.com/2019/12/31/business/…/index.html

kubica,
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

I didn't expect a doll to be characterized as having hearing loss, so nothing was adding up.

halcyoncmdr,
@halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world avatar

The doll has a little hearing aid.

GeneralEmergency, in great car advice

Fun fact. Smash a spark and use the pieces of the ceramic cover to break windows.

MrOzwaldMan,

I see you’re a Walking Dead fan

rug_burn,

Fuck, I always thought this was a myth, but I guess not… from my extensive three minute Google search, turns out it’s 100% real

EmoDuck,

Disclaimer: Only do that if you actually have to break a window. Don’t just walk around smashing randing windows

theotherone, in Weekend Decisions
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Does visiting a dispensary count as getting things done ?

EmhyrVarEmreis,

A heroin dispenseary?

Sabre363,

Only if you put some pants on

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

And can count.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Please answer soon. I'm about to go to the dispensary and would prefer not to wear pants, if it's an option...

theotherone,
@theotherone@kbin.social avatar

Perhaps a nice tennis skirt?

ensignrick,
@ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

And a respectable ascot.

grue, in Weekend Decisions

Stealth !risa meme (the pic is from Star Trek: TAS).

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