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bjoern_tantau, in What's Been Your Most Epic Post in the Last 6 Months?
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My secret sauce, use the bad takes of others for your own success.

swg-empire.de/post/287768

NigelFrobisher, in This is for something else.

If you ride a dinosaur in the past then it already happened.

INeedMana,
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That person has time-travelled in the future. How’s your handwriting? ;)

return2ozma, in What's Been Your Most Epic Post in the Last 6 Months?
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ignotum, (edited ) in What's Been Your Most Epic Post in the Last 6 Months?

I don’t post that much, but this one got quite a lot of traction: https://lemmy.world/post/1234567

Badeendje,
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Have my upvote too! You glorious bastard.

THE_ANON,

Let me guess rickroll ?

ignotum,

What can i say, i’m not very creative

covert_czar, in What's Been Your Most Epic Post in the Last 6 Months?
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I have posted a whatsapp egoistic post and a community sharing post both og lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/2395153lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/2293338I’m not a frequent meme poster but when i post it’s always a shitpost (☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

Mr_Blott, in I am a surgeon!

Calling Charlie the king of England sounds the same as saying Biden is the president of Utah

Squorlple,
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Me wrist-deep trying to find the King of the United Kingdom and 14 other Commonwealth realms (Antigua and Barbuda, Australia, The Bahamas, Belize, Canada, Grenada, Jamaica, New Zealand, Papua New Guinea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, the Solomon Islands, and Tuvalu)’s prostate

Sunfoil,

Field Marshal Charles III, King of the United Kingdom and the 14 realms, Lord of Mann, Master of the Arts, defender of the faith, Admiral of the Fleet, is what his friends call him.

Mr_Blott,

Well actually they call him Old Sausage-Fingers but not to his face

Mr_Blott,

Thank you

King of Britain is ok too tho

Evia,
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Eh, we don’t really use Britain. UK is more inclusive

optissima,

So I should call it Britain so colonies are reminded they’re conquered by a foreign parasite.

Mr_Blott,

Sweet joke, have you got any from after the 19th century?

optissima,

Yeah it’s England

Mr_Blott,

Are you suggesting Scotland isn’t a joke? Because I have a Glenrothes to tell you about

Mr_Blott,

You say “we” but there are an awful, awful lot of people in NI who would disagree with you

Evia,
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Well certainly but the Brits tend to ignore that part of the UK - it’s a little uncomfortable so we just pretend that NI doesn’t exist

d00ery, (edited )

If UK is short for The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, wouldn’t UK be inclusive of NI?

As someone who is a UK national I did have to google this as I never remember the differences between GB / UK.

Ahh, on rereading perhaps you’re talking about NI people who don’t want to be part of the UK!

EastSideRock, in YouTube

Time to switch to private invidious/piped instances been using it myself with Yattee app on iOS

refreeze,
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Self hosted invidious is really underrated, it even works with the Sponsorblock plugin.

EmperorHenry, in He'll be the death of us all.
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Trump is certainly better than Nikki Haley, Haley wants to dox the entire world.

netwren, in Monkey'n around [TW: self harm]

So to any young kids who get into this “I am intelligent therefore depressed.”

I’ve been there and what I’ve found is that if you are like how I was. I falsely correlated analysis of the universe and the discovery of it’s harshness with how I was feeling and probably erroneously ignored my bias (because I was depressed) to focus on negative realizations.

It was my caustic family environment, my lack of individual freedom, poor sleep, poor diet that was making me miserable.

If you’re feeling this way you need to look into Mindfulness and why existence even in its brutally bleak appearance can be an enjoyable quiet morning listening to crickets as you wake up, or being aware of noisy air vent that sounds interesting, or even the curiosities of your own wandering mind.

Our experience of existence is relative to our framing. Emotional intelligence is learning to side step the current and enjoy observing the river.

naevaTheRat,

otoh depressive realism is a thing.

For example about a trillion probable sentients are killed every year mostly for pleasure and if you can contextualise numbers at all that rends your heart.

AVincentInSpace,

[citation needed]

01189998819991197253, in I've discovered how Mitch McConnell is able to live for so long!
@01189998819991197253@infosec.pub avatar

Now you tell us? Where was this when Betty White was still around?

Trex202, in But of course

It’s easy as 123, ABC, you and me, in the GMC, girl!

knexcar, in The comments speak for themselves

Why would I read a long, padded, ad-riddled article when I can get a quick and accurate TL;DR in the title and expert commentary in the comments?

Rolando, in But of course

Oh great, now I gotta change my password.

smuuthbrane, in This is about that non-gay-and-no-wife monster before the current one
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Not gay, only FAAAAAAAAAABULOUSSSSSSS.

mindbleach, in Hate when it happens
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