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EvolvedTurtle, in Perfect thanks

Once when I was really tired I ordered iced coffee with no ice

So I got hot coffee in a plastic cup lmao

caffinatedone, in My face when

This assumes that the mass shootings are a problem that they’d want to solve, but it’s not since mass shootings are useful to them. They’re flashy, get lots of media coverage, and feed a sense of chaos and societal breakdown. With that, they make the case the current system can’t keep you safe, and we need an authoritarian to bring order, which they’re happy to provide.

spittingimage, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
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I have a wife and three cats. Being stuck in traffic is the closest thing I have to free time.

LdyMeow,

That seems… super sad.

SexualPolytope, in Useless white circle
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Me and my highschool girlfriend used to do shit like this in tuition lol.

Rustmilian, (edited ) in My face when
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Republicans or Democrats, doesn’t matter.
They’re still a bunch of clown politicians more focused on saving their own ass then doing what’s right.
Y’all can down vote all you want, but deep down you know it’s true.

Zoboomafoo, in eat the rich
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“Seize the means of production” is a communist’s rallying cry because they know that they can’t build anything on their own

yogthos,
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used so many words to tell us that you’re an ignoramus

Maven,
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Who do you think built the means of production in the first place? I’ve never seen a rich guy in a suit laying down bricks all day to build a factory.

Zoboomafoo,
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It was a group effort

Maven,
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Which group?

Zoboomafoo,
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Capital and labor, both are intertwined and cannot exist without the other

jlou,

On the part of labor. No matter how causally efficacious capital is. It can never be de facto responsible for anything because responsibility is imputed through the tools back to the workers using them.

AllonzeeLV,

Yeah, a group effort, lol

The laborers planned and built the stuff, and the owners took the profits. Good job team!

AllonzeeLV,

The workers built the means, they just never owned them.

Let me guess, you think Steve Jobs made the iPhone because he pulled it out of his pocket on a stage and took the credit of engineers standing on the shoulders of publically funded basic research? Steve jobs couldn’t engineer his way out of a wet paper bag, and that is well documented.

Zoboomafoo, (edited )
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I think Steve Jobs made the iphone by coordinating and funding a team of engineers to develop and produce the phone, then marketed it using his own name for brand recognition.

He could not have done it without those engineers and workers, and they would not have made the phone without Jobs.

lugal, in Um...you're in prison

Everything is a prison. Society is a prison. School is a prison. Office is a prison. Jail is a prison. Prison is a prison.

Etienne_Dahu,

No, you’re a prison

You are your own prison

_cnt0,
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This comment section is a prison. I’m not stuck here with you, though. You’re stuck with me!

lugal,

Just you and me. Huis clos, no exit. Hell is other people. Hell is prison btw

After all the Camus references about Sisyphus, it’s time for Sartre (actually it’s not, Camus is way cooler)

_cnt0,
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Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief. Now, insert your recreation rod into my receptacle.

lugal,

I’m sorry, I’m lost on this one. Is it part of the play? I have only superficial knowledge about it

_cnt0,
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After Camus and Sartre, I threw in some random Cicero (first half) and then something completely random (second) because I should hate to be predictable.

tdawg,

My skin is a prison?

qisope,
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free yourself from these dermal bonds!

FARTYSHARTBLAST,
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Werner Herzog?

Hey, I’m really glad you joined Lemmy!

Gormadt,
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Especially pants

Pants are a prison

Certainly_No_Brit,

“Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains.” -Jean-Jacques Rousseau

radioactiveradio,

Not me, i costed my parents quite a bit.

m_r_butts,

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  • Touching_Grass,

    Come out to the coast! We’ll get together, have a few laughs. - John McClane

    u202307011927,
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    Even prison … who would’ve thought

    lugal,

    Even prison

    Especially prison

    u202307011927,
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    Damn

    optissima,

    Your mom is my prison

    SchoolPsychologist, in Sure Doesn't feel like one.

    Technically, he was part of a militia.

    uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?path=/prelim@title10/…

    Grayox,
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    Never said he wasn’t.

    ElBarto,
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    But was it well regulated?

    Sabre363, in low effort

    A Stargate meme, a rare thing indeed

    son_named_bort, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while

    But then one day, after 30 or 40 years of hard work, you’ll realize that you’ve done a lot of hard work.

    TheLowestStone,
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    And, if you’re American, that you have to keep doing it until it kills you.

    systemglitch, in It ain't much, but it's honest work

    Fuck you for mentioning bugals with Christmas coming up. They stopped selling them in Canada, and there is no valid replacement.

    It’s a fucking tragedy.

    Funny meme otherwise.

    TheOakTree,

    If you have any Asian/Korean markets near you, look for a chip called 꼬깔콘 (Kokkal Cone) Popping Corn chips.

    They are the Korean equivalent of bugles, albeit imo a bit sweeter and less savory. Still beats not having bugles at all!

    EDIT: There is a version of said chip that comes with closed triangles instead of cones… you will have to find the version with cones. It looks like this, except the original flavor has a red bag.

    systemglitch,

    I will look into this, thank you. I’ll make it a quest objective for my partner. She’s Chinese and loves hunting down food I want (and unlike me, loves going I to Asian markets).

    TheOakTree,

    Just make a good effort to locate the fish market area and keep a 10ft radius from the nearest open freezer/tank.

    I am Asian, fare okay in fish markets in Asia, and still struggle with the smell of my local Asian fish market in the US.

    wallmenis, in Useless white circle

    The laughing emoji ruined it. It is like putting a laugh track over a joke on a sitcom

    Ok_gas_1987,

    Yes

    HonoraryMancunian,

    Fun fact! I have never ever used a laugh-cry emoji, not as a react, not even ever ironically

    Never will

    WarmSoda, in It ain't much, but it's honest work

    cooorrrn maaaaazze

    creditCrazy,
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    Just think of the lost sap collectors that got lost in the corn maze

    WarmSoda,

    “I’m just going to grab… my jacket”

    digit, in Waitwaitwaitwait

    tyre, sealed one side with thick industrial fabric & glue. plonk yourself down on that. moves it along.

    shiveyarbles, in It ain't much, but it's honest work

    This meme is corny

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