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Zerush, in Black Friday
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Black Friday not $899, but $1099 $999

Stovetop, (edited )

Sometimes it will be $1099 $899 but they may use subpar quality for Black Friday models compared to standard models.

Like TVs for example, certain models that are discounted on Black Friday have lower quality displays, fewer HDMI ports, cheaper speakers, etc. when compared to the “standard” model from the same line, and the ads will downplay or obscure the exact model number so you think you’re getting something better than you are when you look it up.

Zerush, in Black Friday
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Wrong, Black Friday not $899, but $1099 $999

Zerush, in omnomnom
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Another thing is to give a pill to a cat

file.coffee/u/_yxtJWujwkpJQW9YQwB8-.pdf

MargotRobbie, in Earth has a cold

I blame Ryan Gosling.

Also, it would be late spring in Brazil right now, since it is in the Southern Hemisphere like Australia.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Those seasons make little sense here, to be fair. In the midwest, winter is hot and dry, summer is hot and rainy. Autumn and Spring are just inbetweens.

Samsy,

I blame Ryan Gosling.

Username checks out.

MargotRobbie,

That’s because it’s my name, silly!

Gabu,

Late spring in São Paulo is supposed to feel comfortable, at most 30°C and mild rains. We’re experiencing summer temperatures of 38°C+ and torrential storms. We’re fucked.

Underwaterbob, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

Well, do they believe the crazy bullshit, or are they just an opportunist looking to make connections? Church is lucrative.

Custoslibera,

How could you be a Mormon if you don’t genuinely believe that Jackson County Missouri is the actual location of the Garden of Eden?

Underwaterbob,

The funny thing is, I grew up with a bunch of Mormons for friends and one teacher I know of, and I never found out about most of the stuff they believe until much later. At least they (the ones I grew up with anyway) have the decency to not go around spreading their dogma to non-believers until they’ve already thoroughly roped them into their cult.

Aggravationstation, in omnomnom
xpinchx, in it's time

Anyone want to go for a walk after dinner? 😉🔥

Metatronz,

And a follow up nap 😴

getoffthedrugsdude,

Right after dessert

giantfloppycock,

Shit, or before dinner. Thanksgiving with the munchies is why it became my favorite holiday.

bobs_monkey,
QuantumStorm,

Hahaha, that was me and my siblings last night.

AlboTheGuy, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
@AlboTheGuy@feddit.nl avatar

Japan I can get behind but MM/dd/yyyy is just evil, why would you sandwich days between months and years? You monster

Skkorm, in $1 grilled cheese

Americans are putting tomato slices on grilled cheese sandos? Fack man, just when I thought y’all couldn’t sink any lower…

LemmyKnowsBest,

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  • averyfalken,

    That is not a grilled cheese that is a melt their is a very fucking distinct difference

    ZoopZeZoop,

    It’s fucking good.

    Cort,

    No tomatoes, but I like to throw some feta and a couple basil leaves in mine

    zepheriths, in Me when someone asks why I use lube

    “back when smart device didn’t mean just connecting to the Internet”- technology connections 2023

    Iron_Lynx,

    Bring back truly smart devices

    Omega_Haxors, in Looking at you, Google and Unity.

    Guy looks like he just did the boiling water challenge

    NocturnalMorning, in Core Values

    This is just basic psychology. It takes a long time to change someone’s political beliefs, and it isn’t effective to just argue with people, even with facts. Interestingly, one way to get people to change their opinion is to frame things in terms of how it affects them and their family.

    underwire212,

    The elephant and the rider

    Gabu,

    For stupid people, that might be true.

    NocturnalMorning, (edited )

    Nothing to do with intelligence I promise.

    lugal,

    Also: One conversation might not change someone completely but it can be part of a process. Be happy when people open up and don’t try to convince everyone at once. Leave them with a good feeling, that will be more effective than having all the facts right and be angry with them. They will more likely think about it and change their view eventually (looking at you Alex, the first vegan I ever met and who left me with a good impression)

    kool_newt,

    It seems best to facilitate people’s ability to change on their own. Plant seeds of cognitive dissonance and walk away.

    tryptaminev,

    You think cognitive dissonance is a bug that they would take to realize they are wrong. But it is a core feature of far right ideologies

    kool_newt,

    I think you’re right for a large segment, but I’m convinced that there are people with some brains and heart that just happen to be surrounded by right wing ideologies and unexposed to and given misinformation about ideas outside their bubble.

    glennglog22,
    @glennglog22@kbin.social avatar

    I always had the weird thought that maybe conservatives could be convinced into reason if socialistic ideals were reframed to "sound" more conservative. Sadly I suck at anything relating to politics so eh.

    _danny,

    That’s how I’ve framed raising the minimum wage to some hard right co workers.

    Why should my tax dollars subsidize Walmart, McDonald’s and these other companies that pay minimum wage knowing their workers will be on welfare? If your business has to pay a wage that has to be compensated by the government, it’s a failing business.

    VubDapple, (edited )

    That’s the way! Using the same rhetorical pattern they are used to hearing, “they took our jobs!” and slightly modifying it to point to a different “evil”, the corporations rather than the traditional scapegoats.

    runjun,

    Due to how I look and where I work, conservatives constantly assume I am one too. I used to discuss/debate them about their views. I gave that up. Now I just say I disagree so that even if they tell others that everyone that talk to agrees with them, somewhere in the back of the their mind they know that’s not true.

    nao,

    It’s interesting how it seems so important for “conservatives” to believe that everyone agrees with them

    shani66,

    The driving force, the raison d’etre of the authoritarian mind is to be normal. Not be happy, not be rich, not be good, be normal, by whatever they feel is normal. Not only is it pretty pathetic, it makes them justify their beliefs with the idea that they are normal even though they are anything but.

    runjun,

    Cause they know the policies are cruel and doing cruel things is easier when others buy in.

    shani66,

    Not just a thought, these people don’t think through their political beliefs (to be fair many people don’t, but most others don’t make it a core part of themselves either), it’s mostly just aesthetics for them.

    Asafum,

    Aesthetics or athletics, they see it as a team sport too lol Gotta support the reds even if they really really suck this… Century.

    irmoz,

    Everyone should be a business owner!

    Jorgelino,

    Yeah but usually people aren’t this self aware

    EmpathicVagrant,

    Meanwhile people still saying they’d rather be intubated than having taken a vaccine, cursing it with their last breath. Repeated story countless times in hundreds of hospitals

    agitatedpotato,

    Meanwhile people still saying they’d rather be intubated than having taken a vaccine

    I only wish they get what they ask for.

    Perfide,

    I don’t. Fuck intubating them, fuck admitting them to the hospital at all, that’s room that could go to treating someone not dying from the consequences of their own actions.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    Either way, the unvaccinated spreading is what caused so many mutations and variants.

    Perfide,

    Not sure how that’s relevant to my comment, but yeah.

    s_i_m_s, (edited )

    Hey covid will still kill you even if you call it a hoax.
    Rep: you God damn liberals are ruining this county Several family members die
    Rep: they died of pneumonia not covid covid is a hoax and a Chinese bioweapon.

    Like I can’t tell that they actually give a fuck about reality anymore even when they can directly see it killing them they still deny it.

    NocturnalMorning,

    That’s a different problem. Too much propaganda from right wing interests.

    s_i_m_s,

    So how do you combat that if even their family dying around them isn’t enough to get them to even consider those people on tv might have lied to them?

    NocturnalMorning,

    I wish I knew the answer. At this point, much of it has become closely linked to their personality, and is basically a cult.

    Facebones,

    This. I had to finally cut out a conservative friend after a long run of various nonsense, far from the least of which was him shushing me for being “too political” saying I want our half hour busses back - right before him and his girlfriend talked guns and other pointed “conservative” interests for an hour.

    I was just there for them to flex on and outnumber for fun. We have common interests and used to discuss and enjoy them together, her included, but without any of our other friends around to put weight on the balance they could indulge in their favorite past time - Dunking on librulz.

    Asafum,

    Exactly, and to anyone reading this: the absolute DUMBEST most useless form of communication is insulting someone you don’t agree with. I see it way too much here to be honest. All that does is make you feel better (masturbation) while it makes the recipient more defensive, less inclined to listen, and it reenforces their beliefs that the “opposite side” is just full of angry ignorant people.

    If the purpose of your attempt at communication was actual communication and understanding then insulting someone is completely antithetical to that.

    CosmicTurtle,

    It took me…I’d say 2 years from being a full conservative to a left-leaning independent. And then another 2 years to being a moderate to progressive liberal.

    It does happen. But some people are so rooted in their political identity that they will never change.

    explodicle,

    The liberals in government need a little help, we should all unionize too so they won’t have to focus as much on worker’s rights. Like even shut down the rails if we need to. They can become the moderate option to keep things running.

    Zink,

    That’s pretty much the process I went through ~20 years ago. The individual has to care about actual evidence and truth rather than the “truth = agree with me” crap that is common.

    I think a big, big part of it is realizing that the people on your side are not necessarily arguing in good faith just because they’re on the “correct” team.

    And that’s a pretty big deal when “just ignore that, it’s not real” is a deep core practice of your team.

    Socsa,

    Oh God you said the L word

    RoyalEngineering, in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..

    $80

    20km

    🤔

    rigatti,
    @rigatti@lemmy.world avatar

    Canada?

    ipkpjersi,

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  • m0darn,

    /mapswithoutNewZealand

    WanakaTree,

    They didn’t say dollarydoos

    CordanWraith,

    New Zealand isn’t Australia. Yet.

    GiveMemes, (edited )

    Some Americans in the science community also use metric almost all the time

    EvolvedTurtle,

    I use metric when ever I’m using a cad software Purely out of spite

    MBM,

    Heck, most countries that use dollars use metric!

    irmoz, in Black Friday

    These transcriptions are getting incredible. I never would have thought it was possible to accurately convey a comic through text, while keeping the meaning and humour intact.

    Masimatutu,
    @Masimatutu@mander.xyz avatar

    Oh, you’re too kind. I can’t nearly compete with the masterpieces shown over at alttexthalloffame.org :))

    idiomaddict,

    You really did a great job, plus thank you for that website. Minor correction: struck through, not striked. Striked is only for baseball, afaik

    MrShankles,

    I kinda assumed it would still be “striked through”, or maybe “stricken through” because of the typographic term “strikethrough”. But “struck through” also seems like it could be correct

    I’ma need an expert typographical linguist to weigh-in on this matter. The world needs an answer

    idiomaddict, (edited )

    Struck is simple past, stricken is the past participle. It’s the same pattern as “write, wrote, written.” Striked through is not “right” here, but at the same time, it’s a totally valid way to say it in various dialects, so that’s right enough for most purposes. In my dialect, workers might have “striked,” but that’s also nonstandard.

    Just a regular linguist, which means I’m obligated to make it really clear that prescriptivism is bullshit, but does really simplify things for non native speakers

    madcaesar,

    Is that AI generated? If so that’s fucking amazing!

    irmoz,

    OP wrote it thrmselves :)

    trolololol,

    Plot twist op is a bot

    netburnr, in it's time
    @netburnr@lemmy.world avatar

    You should go when you see the rolls being put in the oven, just enough time to smoke and be back before the seating happens. Don’t forget the visine before you smoke, works better that way.

    GrammatonCleric,
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Or just don’t eat with judgemental people.

    logical fam > biological fam

    SnotFlickerman,
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Everyone chooses their families. Sometimes that’s your biological family, sometimes it isn’t.

    getoffthedrugsdude,

    Friendsgiving exists for a reason! 🧡

    muertinez, (edited )

    visine? you amateur! always keep the lumify on hand. happy holidays!

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