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soundingcock, in Me when someone asks why I use lube
Mighty,
@Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

thanks that sucks. pls nobody click on that…

soundingcock, in Excuse me, sir
spongeborgcubepants, in I know You!

*posts

Taleya, in omnomnom

I’ve seen this so many times and still lose it

progettarsi, in I know You!

1984 under any ANY FUCKING POST HOW

soundingcock, in I know You!
Denvil, (edited )

This is a bot spamming this link

Be warned it does have horrible gore, so click at your own risk

WoodlandAlliance, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

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  • SheDiceToday,

    I mean, I can’t think of another sect of christianity that requires special underwear. Outerwear, sure, but underwear? Creepy.

    wildginger,

    Most christians pretend to be cannibals as a weekly rite.

    The person they are cannibalizing is the same one they worship.

    The extra layer of clothes is the most boring thing about mormons.

    flambonkscious,

    Really? Is it not painfully obvious this is a symbolistic practise / metaphor

    wildginger,

    You can say whatever you like bud, its creepy to roleplay as cannibals as a core of your religion.

    flambonkscious,

    Well, when you put it like that

    reattach,

    Just Catholics, iirc.

    CommanderCloon,

    yep, which is most christians

    explodicle,

    50.1% as of this writing! They should call a vote now while they still can.

    MrScottyTay,

    I think Protestant do it too

    SheDiceToday,

    No, there are plenty that do it. Not weekly, but most do it yearly. I’ve known nondenominational places, lutheran, baptist, episcopalian, and methodists that do.

    idiomaddict, (edited )

    Catholics are the only ones who aren’t pretending, they honestly believe they’re cannibals

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

    It is a little different when your origin story is very obviously a mediocre conman having his shitty cons described by multiple eye witness accounts and having your myths be 2000 years old with no first hand accounts.

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • DragonTypeWyvern,

    Like I said, it’s different when you have the actual daily journals of people calling it a con.

    Or his wife calling him a liar after he stuck his head in a hat to get his prophecies.

    Like, regardless of the fact that to religious types the age of the belief has value, it’s just a whole different level of obvious bullcrap beyond simply believing in the supernatural.

    cogman,

    It’s harder to believe because it’s easily disproven. Turns out Joseph’s “translation” of ancient Egyptian wasn’t inspired.

    WoodlandAlliance,

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  • cogman,

    Not just as easy. There’s a lot of room for someone to say “this was actually just metaphor” or even “these are just stories to convey values”.

    Take the tower of Babel, for example, we know it never happened. However, a more progressive Christian or Jewish tradition can use the story to talk about how sometimes cultural differences are simply surface level, we are all ultimately the same people. Mormons aren’t so lucky because the book of Mormon was pitched as a literal history and part of the book has literal refugees from the tower of Babel.

    Unlike the Bible, we have the author of the religion who very well documented how literal everything is. We don’t even know who authored nearly any book in the Bible or their motivations.

    I’m not arguing for a god, I’m an atheist exmo. However, there’s a pretty big difference between a bunch of old stories compiled together into a book and a book of fiction that the author went out of his way to claim was “the most correct book ever written”.

    1847953620,

    I mostly agree with you, though the babble has the upper hand with older and better-funded propaganda campaigns spanning more time and regions and organizations using it for political manipulation. It’s had more polishing, rewriting, adapting, and state-backed proliferation (including by use of armies to wipe out competitors). It also borrowed many more mythical elements from other existing religions. Joseph Smith’s version is newer, and the mythology a bit sloppier, so the average person can conceivably judge the odd parts of its modern context easier. One is star wars and the other is an underfunded filler show on Netflix on its second season in 10 years by comparison. Which one has the better chance of having someone in your life convince you to give it a shot, and disincentivizes you from criticizing it in social settings more?

    hemko,

    No but any religion is similarly “illogical”, Mormons are the same as other Christians with extra “m”

    Zehzin, in Me when someone asks why I use lube
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    "With enough lubrication we can do anything"

    • M5 / Jamie Hyneman motto
    rotopenguin, in Excuse me, sir
    @rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

    A SECOND WEDGE HAS HIT THE TOWER

    spudwart,
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    TheImpressiveX, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
    @TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

    ISO 8601 format is the best (YYYY-MM-DD).

    jzb,

    Came here to say this. I try to name all my docs in the YYYY-MM-DD-descriptive-name.ext format.

    Buttons, (edited )
    @Buttons@programming.dev avatar

    I can see some advantages of that.

    I’m American though, so YYYY-DD-MM is the best I can do.

    mmagod,

    for me, the section that changes the most goes last…

    in a whole year, the YYYY never changes, the MM changes only 12 times… i never implementing the day… there’s only so many possibilities i could have had for saved files in June. i just go straight to description

    sukhmel,

    I hope that the comment you answer to was ironical. >!Otherwise there’s no hope for us 😰!<

    mmagod,

    haha yeah. i just assumed they were kidding, but if not… yikes!

    AMillionNames, (edited )

    Best nomenclature for sorting.

    DAMunzy,

    Used to be my account name on a different website social media aggregator.

    dillydogg,

    I like that for files, but not for written documents. When I label things I try to use the most intuitive/least confusing way I can think of: DD mmm YYYY. This comment is posted on 23 NOV 2023, for example.

    CorrodedCranium,
    @CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

    I do prefer the abbreviated month with the yyyy mmm dd format. It makes things relatively easy to sort but you also don’t have to worry about confusing others if you are referring to the 10th month or day for example.

    Teritz,

    For Excel 100%

    drdabbles,
    @drdabbles@lemmy.world avatar

    The only correct format. Least to most specific.

    juladuni, in Me when someone asks why I use lube

    I’m a simple man

    I see Technology Connections - I upvote

    AstralPath,

    This was literally my internal monologue coming into this comment section. I love Technology Connections!

    ook_the_librarian,
    @ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

    I upvote it twice. By magic!

    uis,
    @uis@lemmy.world avatar

    Central Election Comission magic. Pamfilova approves.

    ook_the_librarian,
    @ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

    Actually, it was just through the magic of making two accounts. A little trick I learned on youtube.

    Dettweiler42, (edited )

    I see people talking about upvoting Technology Connections, I upvote.

    His dishwasher video changed my life.

    Geek_King,

    Hah, same here. The dishwasher video was my beginning with his channel. I adore is dry humor, and informative nature!

    captainlezbian,

    It has made my dishes cleaner and my grocery trips more frustrating

    SkippingRelax,

    alright, never heard of him. everyone on this thread seems to love his channel. Blindly subscribed so I’ll watch the dishwasher video later, I’m intrigued now.

    SkippingRelax,

    That was good, not in the US and my bosch dishwasher only has one dispenser I already moved from tablets to powder a while ago, now I’m going to experiment with a sprinkle of powder in the main compartment, to help with the pre wash.

    This is why I love lemmy thanks everyone

    DillyDaily,

    Had a lamp in the garage I was planning to donate when I could. It had been sitting there for 4 years unused because it was incompatible with a lamp shade and too damn bright no matter what bulb I used.

    Saw the technology conextras (his second channel) video on DIY milk glass, now that lamp is the only light I use in the office, I love it!

    ipkpjersi, in Don't be a no-poster

    I don’t post because I don’t have much interesting to share, but I’ve had some great interactions in the comments on this platform.

    corsicanguppy, in I know You!

    post’s

    Half-assed.

    expatriado, in Black Friday

    three words: camel, camel, camel

    ensignrick,
    @ensignrick@startrek.website avatar

    Love those camels.

    original_reader, (edited )

    For anyone who is unaware of what this refers to, it is this website:

    camelcamelcamel.com

    The website describes it’s services like so:

    Our free Amazon price tracker monitors millions of products and alerts you when prices drop, helping you decide when to buy.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    Right now the product is showing camel. You can wait for it to be camel and then buy, but if you’re patient you’ll catch it when it’s in the camel and save a lot.

    Alexstarfire,

    I would rather have something that has not been in a camel.

    EmpathicVagrant,

    Not in a camel, but theeeeeeeeee camel

    Voyajer,
    @Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

    Sure is nice seeing all of those 40% off tags and seeing on CCC it’s actually more expensive than it was a week ago.

    keylogthis,

    For scamazon I vastly prefer keepa

    MrShankles, (edited )

    What’s up with this product price of $99 for a “re-usable straw” that listed near the beginning for me

    https://reddthat.com/pictrs/image/bc3596e9-416f-4ca5-bfd0-ad9c4b9b7f72.jpeg

    It’s list price is $99,999 with an average of $68,267.48?! I obviously wouldn’t be purchasing from that vendor for many reasons; but how easy is it to manipulate prices for a website like this? Or maybe it’s a vendor that’s trying to make the website seem useless? Or just a one-off?

    Idk, it caught my eye right off the bat though lol

    NegativeLookBehind, in Black Friday
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    Why are people giving descriptions of their images

    Annoyed_Crabby,

    So text-to-speech can be used, meme made accessible to people with disability.

    Perfide,

    It’s so blind people who use screen readers can still enjoy the meme.

    NegativeLookBehind,
    @NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

    That’s awesome

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