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CyberEgg, in Earth has a cold

The comments under this post are a great indicator of how much U.S. defaultism has ruined online conversations. Fucking Fahrenheit weirdos.

Samsy,

Don’t forget op doesn’t know it’s summer in the southern hemisphere, and my english sucks, lol.

Metatronz,

I thought that was the joke. Of course the whole planet isn’t cold all at once.

DaMonsterKnees,
@DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world avatar

Easy mate, I neither made nor voted on the fucking thing.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

ruined

Lol

lukini, (edited )
@lukini@beehaw.org avatar

Lmao we wield immense power with our weird measurements I guess. This makes me want to use them more.

quaver,

I think it’s more indicative of how absurd 60° celsius is that it seems like it must be Fahrenheit.

Zerush, in $1 grilled cheese
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Selling hot coffee to prostitutes on the street in winter at night

MrMamiya, in omnomnom

B https://feddit.de/pictrs/image/28b7b649-6e33-443a-bc4a-696efda7ccee.jpeg

onlooker, in Didn't stand a chance..
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Man, Misato Katsuragi has fallen on hard times, huh?

TimeSquirrel, in They said wake me up at 6 AM
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

You're doing it wrong. You gotta place a metal sphere close to it connected to a Van de Graaff generator.

lemmiter, in Earth has a cold

I was a bit confused before checking the comments and thought that the meme is saying that 60° F is considered too cold for Brazil. I didn’t even consider 60° C as a possibility.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

yooo it’s in C?

Jax,

Due to humidity, it’s technically not 60 C but feels that way.

Silver lining, a Taylor Swift fan died from it. We can expect some kind of response from the hive.

Custoslibera, in For my mythology fans

Ma’am for a dollar name a woman Zeus fathered a child with!!!

kamenlady, (edited )
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Alcmene, Demeter, Hera, Leto, Maia, Metis, Mnemosyne, Semele, Hybris, Nemesis, Nymph Sithnid, Pandora, Persephone

to name a few.

Gonna be rich if it’s a Dollar per woman

Custoslibera, (edited )

HERA?! HERA!!! Nobody cares about her, that vengeful BITCH!!!

0x4E4F,

And they say men are pigs… good god…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

No, swans.

0x4E4F,

In that case, pigs can fly.

perishthethought,

Except when this guy comes screaming at you on the street then it’s like you’ve never known any human being’s name ever.

GBU_28,

NAME A WOMAN!

Zehzin, in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

You may not like it, but this is what peak freight vehicle looks like

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6eb5e42d-1d02-413d-8b9a-6f06fb0199ad.jpeg

Nitor,

I dont like it, I love it

Vespair,

Fr though kei trucks are sexy as fuck

Rodeo,

I would get one if they weren’t all right hand drive :(

Manifish_Destiny,

I’d get one if they were freeway legal everywhere

Stuka,

Freight? No.

You’d use a sprinter van for that.

Cosmicomical, in Always wondered how they feel

Ever wondered why the divorce rate in hollywood is so high? Must not be easy to deal with that shit

KrummsHairyBalls,

Well I doubt they care because they are also acting in a different movie kissing someone else.

I’m sure the divorce rate is high because they are limited to a small dating pool. The average person, you and I, are not severely limited to other famous people, and divorce rate for normal people like us is extremely high as well.

Rodeo,

Just do what Leo does and date some random teenage Instagram model.

I doubt those relationships last long or are fulfilling, but I also doubt any celebrity marriage is fulfilling and there’s a lot more baggage involved.

Sharpiemarker, in Always wondered how they feel

It’s just a job lol

wabafee,

A sexy job ohhhh yeahhh!

fluckx,

I recently saw despicable me and just heard vector saying “oh yeah” rather than the CSI clip

Ralis,

That’s a nice demonstration of Western capitalist degeneracy.

Sharpiemarker,

I’ll accept the degeneracy, but you can keep the rest.

oatscoop,

… Are you being ironic? I legitimately can’t tell anymore on this website.

slackassassin,

Probably serious. These mfs can’t turn that shit off for nothin. People kissing on TV? Degen capitalist conspiracy by the west ^tm.

Twelve20two,

Professional acting predates capitalism and will outlive it, too

Senseless, in omnomnom

Why is this shit so funny?

flashgnash, in Excuse me, sir

Why would you not want weekly updates about cheddar cheese though

30p87,

On the other hand: Why not?

MissJinx,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not possible to have so many updates on cheddar cheese.

flashgnash, (edited )

Not with that attitude!

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Weekly? Mine is already set to daily!

Gork,

If there’s a new cheddar cheese breakthrough, I wanna hear about it right away.

ultra, in Excuse me, sir

Beef stroganoff 2.0

Mummelpuffin, in Columbine vibes
@Mummelpuffin@beehaw.org avatar

I know he’s said a lot of idiotic shit lately but… seriously? He actually said this? Jesus Christ. He truly has reverted into a lonely 4Chan teen.

Omega_Haxors,

All billionaires are like this when you take away the PR.

Avnar, in CaPiTaLisM Is WoRKiNg

Its working for the Competition and they are Winning.

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