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kubica, in most normal instagram comments section
@kubica@kbin.social avatar

instagram is how you would name an amazon prime for drugs.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

haha

nevemsenki, in Waitwaitwaitwait

Reminds me of the most stupid way a german captain sank his own uboot.

catfish, in I remember, assholes

And they were searching every fuckin where but the spot they went down

SuckMyWang,

Easy there, you’re overthinking this /s

Ilovethebomb,

They weren’t searching anywhere at all, because they didn’t have a suitable submersible available. They were looking on the surface in case they popped up, but once the remote submersible got there, they went straight down to the wreck.

backhdlp, in most normal instagram comments section
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s rare to see a N-Word this poorly censored

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

🤷

db2, in I remember, assholes

Send more billionaires to see the boat.

SocialMediaRefugee,

Tell them it is a tax haven

Omega_Haxors,

A tax haven is the closest to heaven they will ever get.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

Did you know that property transfers below 12000ft are non-taxable? Few people know that tax laws have a little glitch where they do not apply below 12000ft.

Holzkohlen,

I would like to nominate Bezos, Musk and of course Trump. Those would be my top 3 I think.

tobbue,

But why did you only name 2 billionaires

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

I’ll let Donnie slide on this one

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

2027 headline: “Craft carrying six billionaires lost at sea during voyage to see the wreckage of the submarine that went last year to see the wreckage of the submarine that went to see the wreckage of the submarine that went to see the wreckage of the submarine that went to see the wreckage of the Titanic in 2023.”

SuckMyWang,

Book now for the next layer of viewing! (And showing)

KoboldCoterie,
@KoboldCoterie@pawb.social avatar

“Be a part of history!”

SuckMyWang, in I like stock photo memes, they encourage OC

Hurry up we’re fading away

DmMacniel,

A thing of beauty

Gradually_Adjusting, in I remember, assholes
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Corporate media moment, dry humping us for ad revenue

LillyPip, in why would he do that?

Christ on a bike. They make creams.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

?

LillyPip,

Title.

imgel, in bread of wisdom

lmao

WarmSoda, in As it should be in the Fediverse

Do people really get into fights with mods here?

Custoslibera,

It’s inevitable whenever there are mods. Sometimes people just clash but in my experience I always just remind myself ‘who are the types of people who would voluntarily want to be a mod?’ and then I go outside and speak with actual humans.

MrGooglyPants,

This is so true 🤣 I love it

sock,

well the basis of arguing on the internet is thinking of mean things to type on a keyboard

there is nothing more pussy than hiding behind a keyboard to talk shit. i talk shit online too tho.

Rodeo,

[navy seal copy pasta]

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Dude, pussy is great so what the fuck are you on about?

BigBananaDealer,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

but being one is bad, because it means dicks fuck you

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Unless you’re full of shit because then you become an asshole.

But dicks also fuck assholes.

pingveno,

The mods on /c/worldnews actively put a thumb on the scale when it comes to subjects like the Israeli-Palstinian conflict. If you don’t follow the party line, your comment is subject to removal. That “No hate speech, bigotry, propaganda, etc” rule does a lot of work. It’s not worth getting in a fight over, but I was a little sore that my comment about taking Hamas’ casualty statistics with a grain of salt would be prudent was deleted, while downright hateful comments towards Israel were left standing.

Shatur,
@Shatur@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s sad to hear. I believe that healthy discussion should always be welcomed even if you disagree. And hateful things should always be discouraged.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

The .world admins have always been corrupt and they’re doing it on purpose to ensure the internet remains censored and that Americans never have a free place to converse about what they need to converse about.

pingveno,

It’s the !worldnews mods in this case.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Por que no los dos?

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

I did on reddit, but that’s because reddit mods are power-hungry shitstains who will argue that your comment is aimed at the lgbt community, until you direct them to the fact that you are part of the lgbt community, and then suddenly they change their narrative and it’s not, it’s just aimed at women, when I point out that the comment was about my negative experiences with a childhood male ‘doctor’, and then it becomes “I’m not going to argue anymore [because I’ve run out of bullshit reasons to veil the fact that I support this kind of abuse of power as I draw parallels from my mod experience and your pain being valid hurts my microscopic pp and massive ego]”

I’ve had a few run-ins but that was one specifically was fucking wild. Give people a bit of fake power and they lose their fucking minds.

Everyone here has been pretty cool, no drama.

mindbleach,

The way Lemmy mods hand out bans, not for fucking long.

People wag a finger at me for vulgarity and bluntness. But I’ve found zero safety in being polite, casual, and relaxed. Most recently, one joke about The Bee Movie in a silly playlist screenshot community ended two bewildered interactions later, with the mod instructing me to “die mad.” To anyone innocent enough to insist this sort of thing can only happen if I’m underplaying some intolerable behavior on my part - I have abundant receipts. This has been a problem long enough (on the other site) that smoke without fire deserved documentation.

And the absolute worst spaces on modern social media are ones demanding “be nice” while doing nothing when some asshole spits the worst thing they can think of over nothing. I’m not about to be deeply offended by some childmove like opining about my family because I didn’t find an argument compelling. But I cannot fucking stand being held from so much as literally replying “yo mama,” for fear of punishment from some I-don’t-care-who-started-it troll-enabling goody-two-shoes, only to find out reports went fucking nowhere.

Mods! If I’m not allowed to call someone a bastard - YOU had goddamn well better get rid of those bastards. Enforce the rule or throw it out!

Infamousblt, in bread of wisdom
@Infamousblt@hexbear.net avatar

Damn that’s some pretty smart bread

Omega_Haxors, in bread of wisdom

196 mods: 😕 🦋 “Is this a tankie?”

Context: Read their modlogs

snail_hatan,

Ad hominem does no one good. Argue against the argument or don’t argue.

Omega_Haxors,

The debate pervert response is so aggressive that it activates even in contexts that make no sense.

Sheeple, in bread of wisdom
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Wondering how many transphobic chuds will come out if their mum’s basements today

hperrin,

Gotta defederate from their instances before they turn this whole place into a nazi bar.

saltesc,

Oh, damn. I’d love a Hogan’s Heroes style sitcom or a Tarantino flick premised around a Nazi bar.

ThunderChunk,

Let them come

Omega_Haxors,

Not many seeing as how lemmyml actually moderates against bigotry. A lot of troublemakers get clapped whenever geopolitics comes up.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

https://media.tenor.com/3r1AaVPIU-YAAAAM/let-them-come-destro.gif

The more that come out of the woodwork with their shit takes the more we can kick out

MissJinx, in bread of wisdom
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Poll: Are transgender humans?

A) Yes B) N/A

StellarExtract,

A

owenfromcanada, in Relatable!
@owenfromcanada@lemmy.world avatar

7:00: Wake up

7:15: Wake up now

7:30: No, really, wake up

7:35: That’s it–dishonor!

7:40: Dishonor on you

7:45: Dishonor on your cow

7:50: Dishonor on your whole family!

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