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dragnucs, in Well, time to radically change who I am!

Happns also offline. People will pifk on you for what ever thing you like. Could be software, music, phone brand, clothes, or even the beard.

u202307011927,
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Happns also offline

I think you meant Happiness is found offline

HexesofVexes, in You just kind of get numb and accept it after a while
Mothra, in Glad its Saturday Tomorrow
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Imagine being able to independently operate two mice with the one hand like that

saltesc,

One’s for Counterstrike 2, the other’s for Googling affirmation.

dansity,

Least skilled Korean StarCraft player

madmaurice, in is this breakfast?
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

No, it’s a person.

joelfromaus,
@joelfromaus@aussie.zone avatar

Her name might be “Breakfast”?

hungryphrog,

kid named breakfast

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Poor woman.

Flabbergassed,
@Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

Maybe she's the breakfast.

Viking_Hippie,

Holding breakfast

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It’s a piece of bread with beans photoshopped onto it. I bet it tastes very artificial.

Viking_Hippie,

Some of us LIKE to start our day with a little artifice 🤷

Nurse_Robot, in Get the boat

Yes, as long as the producer consents

RedditWanderer,

It actually gets worse… i saw this post here on lemmy.

When someone replied to her exactly that, she said she “didn’t always consent because she doesn’t always feel like it but she does it for her baby, is that still vegan??”.

She was looking for fight imo.

Nurse_Robot,

Yeah, she probably was. No one argues against a baby having milk, otherwise the baby would literally die.

Aabbcc,

Is roadkill vegan

helpImTrappedOnline,

How about all the bugs you splat on your windshield?

Nurse_Robot,

Did roadkill consent?

Khrux, (edited )

I’ve often had this silly scenario in my head.

You walk into a celebrated high class restaurant, and at the bottom of the menu, it reads “Human meat steak. $10,000”. You ask the waiter who fetches the chef. The chef comes out and explains that after decades honing his craft, he feels like he’s a master of his craft, and now he’d love the honour of cooking a steak taken from his own body. If anyone purchases the steak, a skilled surgeon will remove half a pound of meat safely from the chef, who will then prepare it for you, and the chef is visibly keen to serve this.

As a vegetarian, I honestly don’t feel that this would bother me, if I had money to spend, the only reason I wouldn’t go for it is that I’d worry the chef would come to regret giving up chunk of his ass or leg or whatever, and I’d be partially to blame, or that the chef was not thinking straight otherwise.

Most entertainingly, I think it would be vegan.

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

I think this is a fantastic thought experiment. Thanks for sharing.

rwhitisissle,

This situation kinda reminds me of John Locke talking about slavery. He says that for some rights to be truly inalienable, that people themselves should not have the ability to willingly surrender them, such as by willingly selling themselves into slavery. Now, yes, John Locke owned stock in a slave trading company, so he’s a hypocrite in that regard, but I digress. I feel like this is one of those things where people shouldn’t be allowed to physically sell parts of their body for consumption, as “not being eaten by other people” is one of those inalienable rights we should have as a society.

oshitwaddup,
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Jokes on john locke, i’m an organ donor anyways 😎

but to a degree I agree. in that chef example, at any point the chef could revoke consent and stop at any time. Likewise, somebody shouldn’t be able to sell themselves into slavery but it would be fine to agree to do work for free or under slavery conditions as long as you can revoke consent at any time. But the right should be inalienable such that nobody should be in a position where they could be coerced into doing that, it would have to be 100% voluntary and enthusiastic. Like if somebody was in a position where it was either agree to being a slave or be homeless or starve or otherwise suffer, then I would argue society has failed them, we didn’t protect their rights adequately

rwhitisissle,

Jokes on john locke, i’m an organ donor anyways

Right, but there’s no more harm that could come to you after you’re dead, so being an organ donor wouldn’t really qualify in this context. Your organs being donated after death diminishes you in no way and also potentially enriches the lives of others.

Jorgelino,

You don’t have to be dead to donate organs. And donating something like a kidney does impact your health.

rwhitisissle,

Sure, but also on a very basic level organ donating is not the same thing as selling yourself into a lifetime of inescapable slavery.

Jorgelino,

For sure, but i’d argue it’s maybe comparable to the chef example.

EdibleFriend, in I remember, assholes
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

I mostly remember the non-stop memes from the moment they went missing.

Good times.

ElectricTrombone,
@ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world avatar

Controller disconnected.

phorq, in But why ?

“Oh shit, how do I normally move my arms when I walk? No, this doesn’t feel natural…”

INHALE_VEGETABLES, in Get the boat

Well?

lexiw,

Breast milk is the only milk that can be vegan. It’s all about consent.

radioactiveradio,

So meat is vegan as long as the cows consent?

FooBarrington,

Man, Hitchhiker’s Guide really was ahead of its time.

BachenBenno,

Technically yes. But of course they would (and can’t really) do that. But you could also eat stuff like roadkill and it’s vegan. Veganism as a moral philosophy has nothing to do with food, it’s about respecting and granting animals the same rights as humans (as far as applicable, not stuff like voting).

PunnyName,

Almond, cashew, oat, soy…

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Euphemistic milks?

Risk,

Those plants didn’t consent, so…

Kaiserschmarrn,

I can speak from experience that almonds are kinky little sluts and like to be milked.

praise_idleness,

Those are not technically milk so…

PunnyName,

To which authority? Because I know the milk conglomerate has been staunchly fighting for that very definition.

The lack of consent is more viable as a disqualifier.

Turun,

I think the main distinction is lactose. And/or the proteins that are present in milk.

While oat milk and consorts can be used in a lot of use cases it’s not a one to one replacement and it’s dishonest to claim it is.

PunnyName,

Depends on the uses. Food Theory did a great video about this very thing, covering preferred taste, consistency, price, protein / fat content, and bake-ability: youtu.be/df8FRfVtVNw

Lactose is simply the kind of sugar/ starch in the milk.

ComradePorkRoll,

Which would mean there’s the possibility of this new short horror story I just wrote:

I noticed two new options in the dairy aisle today: human breast milk, vegan and non-vegan.

shneancy,

o_o

pete_the_cat,

It all depends on if you consider yourself an animal, which, technically, we are.

INHALE_VEGETABLES,

I’m more animal than most

coffinwood,

Only if you define vegan as to strictly avoid any animal product (and define humans as animals). A somewhat looser Definition says to avoid animal exploitation.

So a product made by a non-domesticised animal in a natural way - e.g. Penguin guano - could be seen as vegan. The animal produces it anyway and the product isn’t won through keeping the animal captive and / or “stealing” from it.

After all I wouldn’t be too strict with definitions here.

evilgiraffe666,

Most honey wouldn’t be vegan but perhaps an abandoned hive could be harvested. Or infertile eggs from an abandoned nest? Bits of sheep’s wool collected from a spiky bush?

door_in_the_face,

Yeah sure. Maybe you could make the argument that humans should leave stuff like that for other scavengers who need the nutrients to survive, and instead opt for plant foods. But at those edge scenarios you would then also have to take into account the impact that plant agriculture has on wildlife. It’s quite possible that scavenging and gathering is the most vegan option, but seeing how it’s neither viable for a lot of people nor something that often comes up in daily life, it’s easier to just generalize vegan food as plant based.

kungen,

Yes, and vegans can also be cannibals for this same reason, as long as the person consents.

Abnorc,

You can drink from a well as that just gets water straight from the ground. Which well would be full of breast milk though?

altima_neo, in I remember, assholes
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Yeah, Im still wondering if they ever had definitive results from their investigation of the wreckage.

connaisseur,

The Logitech controller surely was not to blame.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Of course not, it’s not like it was a Mad Catz controller. Logitech is at least a little bit better than that.

SuckMyWang,

Ironically it copped a lot of flack but I don’t think it was

xeekei,

I don’t know, their new Hub software is kinda bad…

Ilovethebomb,

Probably still ongoing, it’s not a fast process typically.

mean_bean279, in I remember, assholes
  • The US military heard it and didn’t necessarily want to give away capability of listening devices around the sea floor.
  • The sub was difficult to get to the debris field because it was at an incredibly deep section that few craft are capable of reaching safely.

It was frustrating they made a big deal about something we ultimately could have done nothing about in the first place. However it’s not like the whole “hearing the implosion” thing was something the military wanted to give away and at that depth we have to be careful. Don’t forget we’ve put more people into space than have been to the deepest point on the planet.

MotoAsh,

No. They heard it at the surface. You hear the equivalent of hundreds of pounds of explosives going off within a few thousand feet. It probably even vibrated the boat a bit.

It was the equivalent of a massive depth charge. They heard it at the surface near by unless the entire crew was sound asleep.

GenesisJones,

Source for all that please, I’m interested.

SuckMyWang, (edited )

So why did they reveal that info after if it was so sensitive? I wouldn’t have thought that would have changed anything. I also have vague memories of reports of a “sound” being detected early on but then not mentioned again until after. Then again my memory is trash so I dunno

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

How quickly they process the information, how accuratly they could determine the source, and how accuratly they could determine the location would all be fairly sensitive information.

Basically what I’m saying is that if they announced right after it happened that “Hey guys that sub imploded at X depth and the debris field will be at Y location because we heard a pressure vessel of the correct size crush followed by the sound of something of roughly the correct mass crashing into the sea floor.” Then everyone would know how capable our equipment is.

Basically announcing it days later gives a conclusion to the questions of what happened and also will likely keep others from meeting a similar fate. Not to mention the benefit of telling other countries that “Yes we can and will find out about what goes on underwater, just how quickly is more of a mystery… For you.”

SuckMyWang,

No offence but if you have this line of thinking it’s fairly safe to assume other countries have people whose job it is to think this way who would have easily come to the same conclusion. I mean how quickly isn’t leaving too much to the imagination. I would just assume they’re capable of doing everything you mentioned plus more

WarmSoda,

Welcome to how spying works

SuckMyWang,

So assume they can do it but if you invest to heavily in countering that assumption and your assumption turns out to be wrong you wasted resource on something that may be a better assumption?

prettybunnys,

You don’t give away your capabilities regardless of what you assume your adversary has.

It’s that simple.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The accuracy is a big part of it

Saying “We heard something in that multi square mile area that may be worth looking into” is way different than “We know exactly where and what it was”

And how quickly they could definitively identify what the sound was and where can play a big role in identifying capabilities of the systems at play and the how advanced they are

And of course knowing capabilities is a key part in developing systems to circumvent such systems

Basically what I’m trying to say in entirely too many words is that specifics matter a lot, especially to the military. And specifically knowing what someone is capable of can be used as a way of getting around it or using their own systems against them. Especially so that you know you’re not investing in systems research that is already defeated by anothers systems.

elvith,

Don’t forget we’ve put more people into space than have been to the deepest point on the planet.

Fun fact, space is easier. It takes more effort to get there, sure. Coming from the “normal pressure” here on earth (about 1 atm) and going to space (0 atm) is a pressure difference of 1 atm. But: Diving into the ocean, the pressure increases the deeper you go. For every ~10 meters (~33ft) you go deeper, the pressure increases by 1 atm.

That means, that a space ships would only need to dive 10 m deep to get to the pressure difference it experiences in space. They went to see the Titanic which is about 3,800 m deep. So the sub needs to withhold a pressure difference that’s about 380 times higher than a space ship experiences.

(OK, little difference I omitted: In space you need to prevent the vehicle from exploding, while in the deep sea you need to prevent it from imploding)

TheOgreChef,

The atmospheres of pressure gag on Futurama is still one of the best that show ever did.

rotopenguin,
@rotopenguin@infosec.pub avatar

“Anywhere between zero and one” kills me every time

mean_bean279,

Yup, it’s part of why the idea of rescuing them was never going to happen either. There’s only something like 3 subs in the world that can dive to that depth and they weren’t close enough nor built for rescue missions. Even if they were alive they only had 3 days worth of oxygen. Honestly they’re lucky that the “sub” just imploded rather than dealing with the slow loss of oxygen.

Galapagon,

I’m not sure about that, hypoxia could be a fun time. CO2 poisoning would just be sleepy… So not as fun I guess. Waiting to die would definitely be lame though.

MotoAsh,

Try again. High CO2 is highly uncomfortable. You cannot catch your breath, headaches, confusion, body has to deal with blood trying to go more acidic… CO2 poisoning is anything but a nice nap.

XeroxCool,

Exactly. Your lungs don’t burn when you hold your breath because O2 is low, they burn because CO2 is high. Any other gas to displace the O2 is undetectable (aside from irritants and smells). It’s why huffing helium doesn’t burn but can make you light headed faster than you realize. That’s why CO poisoning is so dangerous. CO2 poisoning is torture. And yet CO2 pits are still legal for kill pits…

moosetwin, in bread of wisdom
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I agree but still not a meme

Maoo, in bread of wisdom
@Maoo@hexbear.net avatar

Trans rights or else

snuff_cocktail, in Well, time to radically change who I am!

You’re doing it backwards. Don’t put your stuff out there to just anyone, like on Facebook or whatever. Find the communities around your hobbies and put your stuff out to them. Be selective online, because the signal to noise ratio is very very bad these days.

Seek your tribe, ignore the noise.

Pantherina,

I dont get anything but Lemmy. Its the better Reddit, which I also like. Kinda only-people-of-same-interest but also more open, so new ones can join easily

Godort, in why would he do that?

4

Itchy.

Tasty.

linux2647, in I remember, assholes

Definitely thought this was talking about a subreddit and I got real confused there for a minute 😅

pete_the_cat,

It isn’t? I’m still confused what else a “sub” could be in this context…

Edit: after reading more it’s “submarine”, I’ve spent way too much time on Reddit.

lugal,

A submarine. You remember the rich maniac who wanted to see the titanic wreck and didn’t apply to any safety regulations since it’s international water

user224,
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*submersible

Submersibles, unlike submarines, have to be transported to where they are going to operate by a different vessel.

moosetwin,
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yeah still getting used to lemmy, months later

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