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BudgetBandit, (edited ) in CaPiTaLisM Is WoRKiNg

No brother. We are the 6th mass extinction. This is just another phase.

Next phase after CO2 pollution will be acid rain.

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It doesn’t matter to the rich if they can make more money. “Is the world going to shit in 2050? Until then we are already dead after a long life full of comforts, screw the rest, including our children.” Shit from greedy parasites which rule the world, applauded and voted for by subnormals who don’t even know how to piss a hole in the snow without a manual.

hungryphrog, in Earth has a cold

pleasebefahrenheitpleasebefahrenheitpleasebefahrenheit

GamesRevolution,
@GamesRevolution@programming.dev avatar

We don’t use freedom units in Brazil

hungryphrog,

fuuuuuuuuuuck

Alivrah,

That’s right; Brazil uses C⁰ (Caralh⁰) units.

For example, 60⁰ is “hot pra Caralh⁰”

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Likewise, many temperatures can be considered “frio pra caralho”, but it’s a phrase one should never utter near a Curitibano

SlopppyEngineer,

The heat index — a combination of temperature and humidity — hit 58.5 degrees Celsius (137 Fahrenheit) Tuesday morning in Rio, the highest index ever recorded there. Actual temperatures dropped slightly on Wednesday, but were forecast to rise again to 40 degrees Celsius (104 F) on Thursday.

Yeah, that’s Celsius.

peopleproblems,

holy shit

waka, in Didn't stand a chance..
@waka@feddit.de avatar

I got that T-Shirt reference

Also my favorite tidbit from the comments there:

spoilerToei Animation had to warn the Mexican government not to air the last episode of Dragon Ball Super in plazas across Mexico’s cities (which was promptly ignored) and was a huge event across the country at the time. Bars had watch parties and there was a flyer that got popular which read “free dances for everyone if Goku wins this epic battle.” Dragon Ball is a second religion.

Lucidlethargy, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

Japan wins this one.

Goldmaster, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

Iso date format. Anything to do with photos is best to have in this format at the start of the filename.

qwerty_bastard,

Iso date format. Anything to do with photos is best to have in this format at the start of the filename.

Fixt.

CheeseToastie,

It also means that by default it’ll sort by newest

NJA, in Always wondered how they feel

They feel a paycheck coming their way most likely

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

If they’re paying my wife 1 million a day she can kiss whoever they want.

triclops6,

That’s quite an indecent proposal!

There was a movie about that but I can’t remember the name

Brickhead92,

Must be thinking of Pretty Women. He pays her for kisses…

electrogamerman,

What can I get your wife to do for 20 bucks?

Twelve20two,

A firm handshake, maybe with eye contact

Omega_Haxors, in They said wake me up at 6 AM

How many times is this reddit tier meme going to be reposted here??

Uniquitous,

Until people stop bitching about reposts.

Omega_Haxors,

Reddit tier comment.

Akasazh,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Then go back, we don’t care.

Omega_Haxors,

Good idea, then I can see nothing BUT that kind of shit.

darkbaron202, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

It actually makes sense when you put YYYY/MM/DD in filenames as they will be sorted pretty neat (ex: reports)

Thranduil,

Yeah for a lot of files you probably would sort by year in the end

ToeNailClippings, in Columbine vibes

More incel vibes than Columbine. If he wasn’t rich he’d never get anywhere near vagina, let alone set up bunkers with his stored semen and fertilised eggs…

LunarVoyager,

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  • ToeNailClippings,

    He has a stash of frozen embryos of him and a load of women. There aint a billionaire alive that doesnt have a hidden bunker, too.

    Rubanski,

    Excuse me, what’s that thing about the bunkers?

    fl42v,

    Yeah, right, ofc musk has an underground cum jar. That’s enough internet for today.

    Chadus_Maximus, (edited ) in Don't be a no-poster

    Content about what? The communities in Lemmy that I care about have a grand total of 0 users and that’s if I include myself. Not much of a conversation to be had.

    CowsLookLikeMaps,

    If you post, maybe someone else who shared that interest will stumble across that community and comment or post, then it’ll eventually turn into an active community. That’s how all of them on Lemmy are born.

    Chadus_Maximus, (edited )

    Not in the current social media climate. I want my content to actually be seen and interacted with. What we need is for Lemmy to have THE community for a particular interest. As long as there is some place bigger, that’s the one people will use.

    problematicPanther, in Don't be a no-poster
    @problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

    i no good at postings. but i can comment sometimes. that counts, right?

    pascal, in Don't be a no-poster

    And having to deal with angry morons that like to argue about everything? Hell, no.

    vivadanang, in CaPiTaLisM Is WoRKiNg

    That poor polar bear just spent too much on avocado toast and starbucks, obviously.

    Cysioland, in Seriously spends $80 to drive 20km..
    @Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    My coworker in an office job drove an American-style pickup (it dwarfed my Fiesta on a parking lot), coincidentally he was also a hunter so it was just a cherry on top of the douchebaggery

    AnagrammadiCodeina,

    Being a hunter that eats whatever he hunts is less douchbaggy than not being a hunter and eating meat (like myself). Aldo, the fact that he is a hunter, maybe explain the truck choice

    Cysioland,
    @Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

    Dude was getting into arguments on Facebook with eco activists so I guess he was the reactionary kind of hunter

    ChaoticNeutralCzech, (edited ) in They should believe in themselves more.

    “German technology” is a joke. Leibniz created the modern binary system so anything digital technically counts. Or printed circuit board (A. Hanson, 1903). Or printed books (J. Gutenberg, 1440). Or f*cking homeopathy (S. Hahnemann, 1796).

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