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ohitsbreadley, (edited ) in Columbine vibes

He really would have done well as the lead in a fictional Michael Jackson biopic that’s an alternate retelling of how his life took a turn in the mid/late 90s, when he discovers that he’s actually in the Matrix and is the one. And instead of Annie, we’re asking “Neo, are you okay? Are you o.k. ne-o? – Sha-mona”

Zoop,

I like the way your brain works.

MonkeMischief,

Man that would be a psychological thriller!

ASeriesOfPoorChoices, in $1 grilled cheese

SOURCE: Xitter, June 7, 2019

twitter.com/…/1136992675742269440

The number of replies and follow-ups to this is amazing. It’s a brilliant read.

LemmyKnowsBest,

please copy and paste it or screenshot it for those of us who abhor Twitter

davepleasebehave,

I think I have to register to read the thread. not sure it’s worth it. ludditism intensifies.

GlitterInfection, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

Dismissing good advice because the person who gave it to you has flaws is the epitome of logical behavior!

araozu,

Let’s assume I didn’t know about vaccines and I went to ask for advice to someone. How would I know if what they told me was good advice?

I would ask myself, are they an authority on the subject? Where do they draw the advice from? Who says they are an authority? What did they have to do to earn that authority? Do other authorities say the same?

Are mormons authorities on logic? Why trust advice about logic from someone that doesn’t follow logic?

A liar can say that lying is bad. A killer can say that killing is bad. It just so happens that the advice is good, in spite of who said it.

GlitterInfection,

You ended up agreeing with me in that last sentence.

Disregarding advice you know is good already because you don’t respect the source is an emotional, not logical, choice.

araozu,

Yes, it’s emotional to disregard advice you know is good. However it is a logical reaction to have.

It is logical for humans not to trust or accept advice from a hypocrite, even if that advice may be good. It’s not about the advice itself, but about who gives it. That was my point.

Unfortunately humans have emotions, and those emotions factor into our so called “logical decisions”. To ignore our emotions is to pretend we are machines, and machines wouldn’t be in these situations, as a machine wouldn’t give advice it doesn’t follow itself.

Now, if we were machines, sure, if the advice is good, it’s good, doesn’t matter who gives it.

Furthermore, if I already know the advice is good, did I receive advice?

GlitterInfection, (edited )

Well, OK, sure. Irrationality is logical in that it’s human.

That’s one great reason to learn self awareness and mindfulness.

foggy, (edited ) in sErVe aNd pRoFeCt

You know that kid who everyone wanted to punch but didn’t because his big brother was everyone else’s big brothers drug dealer?

That’s cops.

Grayox, (edited )
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We had a field day in Middle School and there was a kid getting picked on and I went and tried to stand up for him, cause I got bullied sometimes as well, and after the kids left him alone. The kid shoved me on the ground. Dude grew up to be a cop.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Googled him and he had a lawsuit filed againsf him for a false arrest, and he also had a tiktok where he posts about being a cop . . .

Saledovil, in F#€k $pez

Or at least, if you visit reddit, don’t click on any ads or contribute in a meaningful way. In addition, never directly link to reddit. In a way, all your actions that affect reddit in any way should be to the detriment of reddit. It’s like trying to cut down a sequoia with a sharp pebble, but even small livestock shits.

UnverifiedAPK,

Who clicks ads? I don’t think I’ve ever clicked a single ad on purpose

Saledovil,

Me neither.

Jajcus, in They should believe in themselves more.

That is more: how the marketers make 'their' product sound good.

MisterFrog, in Japan is on its own wavelength.
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Japan isn’t on its own wavelength, most of East Asian does this, probably because they all decided they wanted to be like China: which was a government which governed more. youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o?t=1m7s

Engywuck, in Japan is on its own wavelength.

TBH, Japanese format makes sense when you use it to name files/directories, as sorting by “name” is equivalenti to sorting by “last modified”.

dtrain,

equivalenti

Love typos that force me to read comments with an Italian accent

Engywuck,

I’m actually italian, lol, but that was a genuine typo.

joneskind,
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Free upvotes for both of you

pingveno,

Until you need to work across centuries. Then it’s eating paste level.

WallEx, in Columbine vibes

This meme makes a good point, he’s so fucking cringe.

chooglers,

I’m starting to think this musk character is dare I say it, a wanker

WallEx,

I’m positive

Chalix, in F#€k $pez

Based.

Phen, in Earth has a cold

Brazil is so tall it has like 6 different climatic regions. 5 of them are currently a burning oven and the other one is drowning in constant rainstorms and cyclones.

yum,

Either way I’m gonna be wet all the time, be it rain or sweat.

minstrel,

thats what she said last night

CowsLookLikeMaps,

Or… nevermind.

harry_balzac, in It really makes me cringe every time they talk about logic...

What do you call an 8 year old girl in Utah who can out run her Bishop?

manucode,
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I don’t know. Would you tell me?

pm_me_your_quackers,

Safe

baltakatei,

I hope she’s a good distance runner since there’s no mass transit in much of Utah. It also explains why Japanese internment camps were located there and modern juvenile detention centers can often be found in places like Blanding, Utah: it’s difficult to physically and anonymously escape.

zepheriths, in Earth has a cold

I don’t know what you mean. This is a global temperature map and it’s a stretch to say the temperature is above 40C which is 104 degrees There are small sections that 68 degrees Fahrenheit, but it’s not out the ordinary where it happens

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2f73ba90-eeea-4b0d-818f-179241ab3cad.png

Annoyed_Crabby,

Temperature + humidity = perceived temperature aka “feels like”. It feels like 58°c in Brazil like a few days ago.

gila,

The meme specified “perceived temperature”, which I would assume to mean some combination of the temperature metric with a heat index, humidex, wind data, solar radiation estimates, or something like that

bestusername,
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Perceived temp ≠ actual temp.

FreshLight, in They should believe in themselves more.

For your next meme including the phrase you were trying to write:

I would’ve written “How Chinese manufacturers make”

I hope this doesn’t come off as rude. I think posting memes in proper English makes them easier to be understood.

original_reader,

Agreed.

These days we can simply run text through a spell and grammar check online. Simple to do and benefits all.

30p87, in 6 what? I'm taller than a tank!

1 cm shorter (that’s what she said)

ultra,

Same

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