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Somewhereunknown7351, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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I would do that with a chainsaw

SuckMyWang,

I’d push myself into a meat grinder

tdawg, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

Y’all burnt. Hope life treats you better soon

CodyCannoli, in Almost every time...

My phone charger is on my desk across the room to keep me from doing this, sometimes it works.

nevemsenki,

I tried this and ended up with an 5m USB charger cable…

simulacra_simulacrum, in coming back to Lemmy after a few hours like

Oh yeah, fuck that meme salad up for me

Omega_Haxors, in Is this photoshopped or is there really a country where the stop sign is green?

It’s photoshopped, you can tell by the pixels.

Piemanding,

Also it is definitely North America cause of the License plates. Looks like California.

tilcica,

yep, select by color then change hue

can see on the borders of green and white theres a line of even brighter green where thr auto select didnt do a great job with the blurred line

looks quite good for a meme anyways

alignedchaos, in Is this photoshopped or is there really a country where the stop sign is green?

I made one that said START once

ensignrick, in coming back to Lemmy after a few hours like
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More please.

Redditsucks1, in Mouth in gear, mind in neutral

Everyday when I talk to my wife. I should learn to shut the fuck up sometimes

RQG,
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Not sure if boomer joke or abusive relationship.

violetraven, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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I would give myself a hug and tell myself it’ll all be ok.

bremen15,

Great approach. Check out ifs

violetraven,
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Ifs?

areyouevenreal,

I think they are talking about internal family systems. It’s a type of therapy.

bremen15,

Internal Family System. A therapeutic approach based on system theory approaches child-like inner parts and gives them the affection and love they needed (and still need) when those parts formed.

Resistentialism,

I hope you’re good, man.

I think I’d be the opposite. I’d be like, “It still sucks, and the loneliness hits harder than ever, fella. But when you’re 24, you’ll get something that’ll change your life.”

Just to leave this oit there for the concerned; I’m fine.

violetraven,
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I am, but it’s a day-by-day affair. I recently found out I have bipolar along with anxiety, but even so, I came out 4 years ago and my life has vastly improved.

Resistentialism,

Hey, it’s better than it always being shit. I’m sorry about the bipolar though. However, hopefully, it’s been found out. You can get help more suited for that.

The anxiety is.hinestly such a bitch. And I’m so glad coming out has helped. I wish you all the best.

Aurenkin,

Sounds like you went through some difficult times. Really glad things worked out ok for you

xusontha, in MOAR STOCK PHOTOS

perosn w sword and biiiig smile

I’m not sure you’re the one not understanding here…

drolex,

Is this a bread katana? I thought they were forbidden by the Geneva convention

xusontha, (edited )

It’s OK cuz it’s still in its plastic sheath

Perfide, in Relatable!

Mood. Worst part is, if I set this many, I’ll wake up before the first one goes off. Every time.

If I set a normal amount of alarms, or god forbid no alarms, I’m not waking up for hours past when I should’ve.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
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I mean tbh, waking up naturally shortly before your first alarm is MUCH better than being woken up in the middle of deep sleep by your alarm. I always feel 10x better when I wake up shortly before my alarm as opposed to being pissed off that my alarm is going off in the middle of my precious sleep.

KnightontheSun,

Yup, I learnt a long time ago just to get up if it’s <30 min till the alarm hits. I might be tired, but I’ll be more tired if I push it.

Okay, maybe <15.

SeeMinusMinus, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.
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I do the same

drew_belloc, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.
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I need the rush to really wake me up

Dylan, in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!

My dad would throw on football then put painters tape over the IR receiver on the TV so my mom wouldn’t come by and change the channel.

Zink, in Relatable!
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All facilitated on the watch you just took off

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