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EnderofGames, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

This was me for a long time, and a pretty big symptom of depression.

altima_neo, in Almost every time...
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Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night when I go to bed too early. A little browse of the phone makes me sleepy again after a half hour or so.

ohlaph, in Almost every time...

Well if I didn’t just look in the mirror!

Deiskos, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I would tell my younger self to go to a psychiatrist and get some antidepressants about 2 years earlier than last time.

agentshags, in Relatable!
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This is rookie shit. Gotta have them alarms 15 minutes apart, bare minimum.

DumbAceDragon,
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Try 5 minutes apart. You can’t lose if you can’t snooze.

agentshags,
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Snooze option does alarm five minutes later. Checkmate, atheists!

Selmafudd, in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!

I still remember when you could like bounce it off a mirror around someone trying to block you

agamemnonymous, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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When you realize that’s why your parents were like that

RQG,
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Because they time traveled back to slap themselves?

Bel_Shamharoth,

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    agamemnonymous,
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    Obviously not universal, but generally parental strictness/harshness/unfairness is them trying to spare their children undue suffering from mistakes similar to those the parents themselves made in their youth.

    MataVatnik, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
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    Kill him since I already know it doesn’t get much better

    Evil_Shrubbery,

    Imagine the disappointment if you then don’t stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.

    Shard,

    Is that suicide, murder or murder suicide?

    Catsrules,

    Depends if it rips apart universe by making a paradox. I am not sure is destruction of the universe is a criminal charge. But maybe Murder suicide then manslaughter for killing the universe?

    Resistentialism,

    I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

    Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

    SturgiesYrFase,
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    Murdicide?

    TubeTalkerX, in Relatable!

    Damn, I knew I should have got the Pro Max Extreme edition!

    Polar, in Paradox how could you

    Do you have any idea how excited I was for the GTA trilogy remake? I’ve been waiting for so long. Only to be slapped in the face.

    The worst part is that I know rockstar will never attempt to remake them again. I’ll never get that San Andreas remaster.

    arc,

    The issue is that Rockstar never remade GTA.

    They outsourced that work to Grove Street Games who had already done the mobile ports and said have at it. Grove Street Games took their mobile ports (which were already compromised) and adapted them back to console & PC with a new engine. I assume everything was done on the cheap and to a deadline and what they produced is what they produced. For Rockstar it wasn’t a labour of love, it was money for old rope and if they had given a damn they wouldn’t have outsourced it or at least had stricter quality controls & acceptance on what someone made for them.

    Rockstar made a slightly better job with their RDR port in that they didn’t completely fuck it up but it was still outsourced and a minimal effort.

    Pinklink, in Paradox how could you

    For me it was fucking Void Train. I just want a new Raft okay??? And that’s what Void Train was supposed to be!!1

    Oka,

    On paper, void train was exciting, but not in execution.

    xpinchx, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

    I do this but I drive to work and sit in my car until 8:05.

    It takes so much energy to get moving j need serious consequences to motivate myself to work towards the door.

    Edit: I don’t even hate my job I’m just so tired. There’s never enough time to do everything so when it’s morning I know I gotta deal with all the bullshit I didn’t finish the day before so I can start some fresh bullshit.

    Ghoelian,

    Edit: don’t even hate my job l’m just so tired. There’s never enough time to do everything so when it’s morning know gotta deal with all the bullshit didn’t finish the day before so can start some fresh bullshit.

    I mean that just sounds like hating your job.

    Also 100% relatable

    xpinchx,

    I don’t hate it because I get paid extremely well and my peers and my boss respect me. It’s just a really really hard job.

    Neeen,

    I totally get how you feel. I’m early in my career so I don’t get paid insanely well, but I work for a great company, love what I do, and I get along really well with everyone there.

    Sometimes there’s just so much going on at once that it gets overwhelming.

    lemmy_get_my_coat, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

    Is that Zac Braff or Dax Shepard?

    eestileib,

    I think it’s Braff in Garden State.

    Empricorn, in Bone jaw

    Sorry. Meant to say “It’s French for hello, I’m a dumbass”

    pelotron, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.
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    I’m in this photo and I don’t like it.

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