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DmMacniel, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

Tell my young self that it isn’t a phase and that he should start the therapy to become she immediately!

radioactiveradio, in MOAR STOCK PHOTOS

And accept the tracking cookies too!.

walter_wiggles, in FULL CIRCLE MEME

There’s a golden retriever around here somewhere that knows the secret ingredient

DestroyerOfWorlds,

what is the phobia of talking animals called? because I have that.

phorq,

Doolilphobia

hubobes, in Paradox how could you

There is a vast difference to other games. The core is fine, mechanics work perfectly, the game looks great, it has just bad performance. That can be fixed.

miss_brainfart,
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There’s just one thing I want to know:
Is it more, or less complex than Anno 1800?

arudesalad,

More complex but you have less control over what is produced, it’s more about getting workers to their jobs and transporting goods efficiently than making efficient production lines.

miss_brainfart, (edited )
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So not very interesting to the German in me, got it

Now that I think about it, I did grab the first one on Epic that one time. Didn’t run very well though.

Marin_Rider,

as someone who has yet to successfully raise a city in anno 1800 without going broke, this scares me

arudesalad,

I haven’t made a city in cities skylines 2 without going broke yet

Marin_Rider,

how are you finding it overall?

arudesalad,

More difficult but (other than performance) much better compared to the first game with no dlc

Marin_Rider,

awesome! just finished my new build (7800x3d / 7900xtx) might look into it. im sure the performance issues are going to be sorted soon

XTornado,

Yeah… but some people wish for more finished games and that includes performance.

Like I get it it’s playable… and some games release in much worse state but unless it’s an indie game with zero money that needs that early money to continue they should wait.

hubobes,

I am absolutely with you there. I do not like the fact that the performance is pretty bad. But a game that „just“ has performance issues is potentially fixable. Games where the core gameplay loop is broken are usually not getting better over time.

And I will play City Skylines for years to come so buying it right now and playing with lower settings and less then stellar performance is fine and I will hopefully be able to increase these things over time.

arc,

A company like Paradox should certainly be able afford testers who run the game on a variety of configurations to see if optimization is necessary.

One thing I would say and this is a broad statement - generally you don’t do optimization unless you know you need it. And you only do it after the thing you’re writing is working correctly non-optimally. Optimize too soon, or when you don’t need to just makes code an unmaintainable mess. That doesn’t doesn’t preclude writing efficient code in the first place but efficient is not the same thing as optimal.

verysoft, (edited )

Why pay for testing when consumers will happily pay the developers to do it? They will even defend your unfinished product for free!

hare_ware, in Almost every time...

Only 2AM?

tigerhawkvok, in Relatable!

Sleep as Android!

You can make it device administrator and additionally add a max snooze count and a dismissal CAPTCHA. When I REALLY have to get up no matter what, I need to go physically touch my phone to an NFC tag in the living room. Can’t even turn the phone off because it blocks that when ringing when given admin access.

Pazuzu,

AMdroid is similar, bunch of different task and puzzle options you can set for your future self to solve before you can turn the alarm off. I usually do math problems, just difficult enough that I need to be at least 90% conscious to actually solve them.

come morning time I hate the app with a passion, but it’s just the kick in the ass I need sometimes

kambusha,

I use the sheeps. Pretty damn good at spotting awake sheeps now.

BugFinder,

I accidentally set it to extreme hard difficulty once (250 sheeps). It was a horrible morning that day

Kusimulkku,

What if you set an alarm accidentally and you’re away from home?

BugFinder,

It’s location based. It gives you an option to turn off if you are not in you home location. Unless you explicitly disable that clause.

Kusimulkku,

Ah, I was wondering if you’re totally fucked by accidentally setting it

BugFinder,

Yup! There are levels of fucked up. At the basic level, if it’s accidentally set to override location check, there are easy solutions like force closing the app, uninstalling the app, turning off the phone.

Mind you, the app knows you force closed it. So it will let you know next time if you want to go to next level of strictness.

At the highest level of fuck up, you can provide admin access so that switching apps and physical buttons are all disabled. So you best bet would be to let the battery drain out and somehow muffle the speakers.

There is also another “fun” captcha. You pledge a small amount of money. If you don’t wake up, the money gets donated to fund sleep-related research.

phorq, in FULL CIRCLE MEME

Never thought I’d feel nostalgia for beans. I still don’t give a shit, but I’ll give it two days…

aeternum, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. This really hits home.

Sureito,

No, it would hit you

Hupf, in Bone jaw

Bone apple tea!

EnderofGames, in coming back to Lemmy after a few hours like

That is such a great image for memes, I’ve never seen it before.

kickeriekuh, in I DONT WANT TO WATCH MY LITTLE PONY,,, AHHHHH!!!!

Ha, our remote control has Bluetooth. You can even go into another room and tap - the TV recognizes it. The only thing that is sent via IR is on/off.

Selmafudd, in this might be my last day before we all get sick of them.

This is a stock stock meme… I think it can go one step further if the stock in the photo is livestock, stock stock stock meme

Mighty,
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Yeah…I think we’re done

retrolasered,
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Ah shit am I still in that k hole from last week?

Mighty, in Hell Yeah!
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The best use of the stock meme trend

synae, in Bone jaw
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“bahnjoorrrrr, ya cheese eatin’ surrender monkeys”

Mighty, in Do stock stock photos count?
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Damn you beat me to it

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