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JoShmoe, in One can dream

Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Beef, ooooor…beeeeeean?

JoShmoe,

That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.

SturgiesYrFase,
@SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml avatar

Fair enough

IzzyData, in The value of 9/11 is collapsing in front of our eyes
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

But nearly 3000 people died on 9/11. For something to be 15 times worse it would imply that 45,000 people died.

Also this post is not a meme.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I love how people who keep trying to police what qualifies as a meme ultimately expose their own lack of understanding of the concept.

IzzyData,
@IzzyData@lemmy.ml avatar

The definition of a meme could be anything at all, but that doesn’t seem useful. So I concede that this could be a meme, but it isn’t funny and doesn’t belong here in my humble opinion.

I’d recommend trying to make some kind of joke with this rather than taking a screenshot of Twitter.

yogthos,
@yogthos@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It’s not anything at all, it’s a pretty clear definition which is is an idea that spreads within a culture and often carries some symbolic meaning. You seem to be confusing memes with jokes.

UlyssesT,

but it isn’t funny

“Unless I am personally laughing it is not a meme” wojak-nooo

jasondj,

It’s proportional, as in how much of a spike it is on the countries average daily deaths.

Not that it matters. It became obvious that using “one 9/11” as a unit of measurement was no longer shocking a few months into 2020.

tubaruco, in The value of 9/11 is collapsing in front of our eyes

americans and using anything except the metric system

UlyssesT,

How many football fields is that? grillman

JackNapier, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@JackNapier@feddit.de avatar

Me too / ich auch

TheFriar, in One can dream

I literally just learned last night that the little table is to hold the slice next to yours as you pull a piece, that way you’re not touching the next person’s slice with your grubby ass hands.

fmstrat,

Nope. 3 legs and how many slices? It’s for pizza box sag. Former pizza guy.

TheFriar,

It’s meant to be picked up, the feet placed on the next slice, and you pull your slice with your hand. It’s not like it stays in the middle.

I worked in pizza places for 10+ years and we never used them, so maybe their original intention was avoiding pizza box sag, I suppose I wouldn’t know. I guess we can just say using them to not touch the next slice as you pull your own is a more creative adaptive use

LemmyFeed,

I heard it was so the pizza box didn’t sag and touch the pizza

TheFriar,

Maybe I should’ve said that you CAN use them as a way to avoid touching two slices when pulling your own. You pick it up, place it in the middle of the slice next to yours, and pull so you don’t touch the crust of the next persons slice. Probably a creative use for something that was originally intended to keep boxes from saggjng

xandowsk,
@xandowsk@lemmy.world avatar

Yup. This is the official use of it 🙃

Ronno,
@Ronno@kbin.social avatar

Isn’t that a sign the pizza is too big? Never seen these things before…

JoShmoe,

They stopped using these awhile ago. I actually forgot these were on every pizza when I was a kid.

flambonkscious, in Forget About The Stroganoff

Don’t do the screenshot reposts, please!

SeeMinusMinus, in Where we're going, we don't need roads!
@SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

If someone asks what lemmy is all about this is the quickest way to tell them everything they need to know.

beccaboben,

Thank you, that’s high praise!

flambonkscious,

Is it, though?

Personally I think you missed a great opportunity to use comic sans

beccaboben,

I have standards! (Also limited font choices).

flambonkscious,

Yeah? They’re not high, though, are they?

My career peak was sneaking comic sans into a change control at work due to some completely fucking stupid hack we were forced to do rather than fixing the problem.

Only a few people picked up on it, which was funny. On a bad day I’m beyond caring what people think…

WilliamsStark, in Relatable!

I’m exactly like this.

cryptix, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

Oh god I see myself . Probably should close Lemmy now

ReversalHatchery, in You have more fun with the FPS counter off

The problem is when the game is visibly lagging after turning down the graphics.

cooopsspace,

And you can’t remediate the issue because consoles aren’t upgradable. And then the question is - why did they sell the game on console in the first place?

Trainguyrom,

Didn’t they delay console launch for this reason?

xpinchx, in Powered on, but the system's still starting up.

I do this but I drive to work and sit in my car until 8:05.

It takes so much energy to get moving j need serious consequences to motivate myself to work towards the door.

Edit: I don’t even hate my job I’m just so tired. There’s never enough time to do everything so when it’s morning I know I gotta deal with all the bullshit I didn’t finish the day before so I can start some fresh bullshit.

Ghoelian,

Edit: don’t even hate my job l’m just so tired. There’s never enough time to do everything so when it’s morning know gotta deal with all the bullshit didn’t finish the day before so can start some fresh bullshit.

I mean that just sounds like hating your job.

Also 100% relatable

xpinchx,

I don’t hate it because I get paid extremely well and my peers and my boss respect me. It’s just a really really hard job.

Neeen,

I totally get how you feel. I’m early in my career so I don’t get paid insanely well, but I work for a great company, love what I do, and I get along really well with everyone there.

Sometimes there’s just so much going on at once that it gets overwhelming.

DrRatso, in Almost every time...

If you want to escape this loop, you need a strong rule against any screens in , at minimum, your bed, but ideally the entire bedroom.

This way the only association your brain has to your bed is sleeping, making it much easier to just sleep when you get into bed.

Music / podcasts / audiobooks are also highly unadvisable.

asteriskeverything,

It is called sleep hygiene and there are many different aspects and rules to this that you can cater to your preference. For example I do use a screen in bed but I have an extreme blue screen filter and also block social media apps- I just listen to stuff or maybe read.

backhdlp, in Almost every time...
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s currently 5am for me, holidays saving my non-sleeping ass rn

Omega_Haxors, in Is this photoshopped or is there really a country where the stop sign is green?

It’s photoshopped, you can tell by the pixels.

Piemanding,

Also it is definitely North America cause of the License plates. Looks like California.

tilcica,

yep, select by color then change hue

can see on the borders of green and white theres a line of even brighter green where thr auto select didnt do a great job with the blurred line

looks quite good for a meme anyways

culpritus, in The value of 9/11 is collapsing in front of our eyes
@culpritus@hexbear.net avatar

stonks-down

Damn this inflation!

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