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Annoyed_Crabby, in It's either this or the church of the flying spaghetti monster

Do not sin, as Adobe wrath will raise your subscription fee as punishment. May Adobe bless you.

Ok_gas_1987,

Amen!

Blapoo, in Paradox how could you

Don’t let new games hype you! Play the actually released, proven, Good games - Undertale, Ori and the Blind Forest, TOTK, God of War, The Last of Us, It Takes Two.

There’s a wealth of available, old, discount games! Don’t roll the dice on new shit

PolandIsAStateOfMind,
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You’re not wrong. On the other hand, i would prefer mediocre game from Paradox over every single one of those that you listed solely on base of genre.

What is the OP about on? Cities Skylines 2? It have better reviews now that the first wave of negbomb passes. Also i wouldn’t even take those under consideration, paradox forum crowd have long and established tradition of negbombing on steam for petty reasons.

SchizoDenji,

My brother in christ, the fucking menu is lagging with 12 GB VRAM.

Jayt34,

Maybe it was during the initial “generating textures” phase when you first launch it, but it should definitely not be lagging at the menu.

I’m on a 2080 S + 9700k and the game runs pretty decently, small city and it averages maybe 45fps with most settings on high at 1440p, run over 70 fps if I turn down the settings a bit, but I like the graphics and I can live with lower FPS on a city builder game.

nameisnotimportant,
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At the same time I hear you but still I feel like it’s still not acceptable to release half done or poorly optimized products and hope that they’ll be done over time. For those who pay for the product it’s almost an insult.

InputZero,

I absolutely agree, but so long as it remains profitable developers will do it. Skip a whole lot of QC, rush to release the game, then use the launch to gather bug reports and fix those. Costs saved not hiring a ton of QC testers, get a return on the investment much sooner, get early players to pay to be QC testers basically. It’s a tried and tested formula now and it will keep happening until too many people won’t pre-order games.

Pohl,

Why do you care? Seriously, think about it. Shitty products in every possible category come out everyday and it doesn’t bother you. You do need these products. if they don’t meet your standards, don’t buy them and move on with your life.

Like, you don’t need to get on line and act as thought you have been personal insulted when there is a moldy apple at the grocery store. Just leave it and keep shopping.

Lesrid,

I have thought about this for far longer than warranted I think it comes down to a combination of several factors.

The first is that substitutions among video games are indirect at best. Paradox for example makes strategy games but a fair portion of their fans call them “Paradox games” because of the particular connotations cultivated by their DLC campaigns, multi-year support and mechanical granularity. Also within the strategy genre are the Total War series of games produced by Creative Assembly, fans of that series are throwing fits on YouTube because the handling of the series has been dreadful in their eyes. No competitors have emerged yet to make an alternative Total War experience and several fans were excited about the final entry in a trilogy within the series so the sunk cost fallacy keeps them around.

The second is that any video game player born before about 2003 has witnessed the maturation of the video game industry as we know it. As the rate at which profit is earned in the industry falls, practices and standards change to recoup perceived losses. In video games this manifests in unusually tangible ways for the consumer. Instead of entering cheat codes left in for debugging purposes, you buy power ups with real money. Instead of unlocking alternate outfits and characters by completing challenges or secrets you buy them with real money. Instead of a game having to wait until it is finished to be sold, publishers leverage internet connectivity to ship first and patch later. Many of these practices are striking to the consumer because they are monetizing aspects of their hobby that they once enjoyed at no extra cost, and these practices are appearing in a context of escapism.

Gawanoh,

I startend playing ori and could not see what the point of it is, can you maybe tell me a little about it to get hyped like all of you are?

hydroel,

It’s a really solid Metroidvania, with beautiful design, music and story. It’s not the best Metroidvania (my vote would go to Hollow Knight) but the game is really good. The sequel is great too!

I don’t know how far in you went: the first half-hour or so is just slow storytelling. And just like all Metroidvanias, your set of powers at the beginning is very limited and isn’t so interesting. However, the game is well enough paced that as soon as you’re comfortable using your current power set, the game unlocks a new mechanic, and it never really stops until the end. It especially shines if you’re a completionist IMO, as being able to go back to each area to explore it to 100% with the whole power set feels really great.

PraiseTheSoup,

I think the biggest issue here is that metroidvania as a genre is just far too tedious and not all that fun to play, unless you grew up playing Metroid or Castlevania. Hollow Knight has so many great things going for it, but after several hours of predictable power gaining and backtracking through the same areas to open new pathways just to do the same thing again I couldn’t take it anymore.

being able to go back to each area to explore it to 100% with the whole power set feels really great.

Nothing about this sounds fun to me. Perhaps when I was 8 years old, but not now.

I have both Ori games and spent even less time with them. They are prettier than Hollow Knight but even more dull unfortunately.

hydroel,

I would go as far as to say that this is for sure an opinion.

PraiseTheSoup,

Of course it’s an opinion, just as the comment it was responding to was an opinion

Blapoo,

Ori unpacks itself slowly. At the beginning, I agree - A pretty basic platformer. Once you find yourself playing Galaga in it, it starts to prove how flavorful a platformer can be.

Gameplay aside, the music, world and story was so heart warming!

SchizoDenji,

Genuinely this. If you’re looking for more off beat games, Ace attorney trilogy is frequently on sale and Ghost trick.

vacuumflower,

Some even Paradox ones. One can waste many-many hours in CK:DV with Mappa Regnorum mod, for example. Though CK2 is more complex, it lacks the relative simplicity and clarity.

SternburgExport, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Was ist los? Wer will hier Stress?

_cnt0,
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Wat? Kaum drei Haare auf’m Sack und schon ein’ auf dicke Hose machen hier, wie?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

P’auf’s Maul?

_cnt0,
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Haben wir noch Apostrophs? Keinem mehr? Gar keinem? Zwei noch?

Jetz’ gibt’s Maul!

Anonymousllama, in You have more fun with the FPS counter off

It’s performance, especially on top of the line hardware (13900k + 4090) is dogshit yeah? Just so we’re under no illusions about the state this game was released in.

The icing on the cake is colossal orders gaslighting saying that there’s no practical benefit to having anything above 30 FPS, as if there’s not a tangible benefit to playing games at a smooth 60FPS compared to a sloppy 30 FPS

moosetwin, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
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I don’t usually like meme watermarks but I am okay with it here because it is required for the meme to make sense

garbagebagel, in Can't get enough

How do they keep getting better?

Treczoks, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Excerpt from the US version of the Prayer of the Lord: “… and give us today our daily bread mass shooting …”

Mighty, in Can't get enough
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i mean you do you, but i feel like i’m done making them. onto the next thing?!

Nepenthe, in Choose your vehicle
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I've actually never had anyone in a monster truck tell me I should buy a monster truck. So...by unfortunate definition...

I_hate_you_welcome,

I’ve had a million people in monster trucks tell me to buy one, you’re point is BS.

psud,

“you’re” is an abbreviation for “you are”

You wanted “your point…”

I_hate_you_welcome,

Great job, you fixed an autocorrect error. I hope your waste of half a minute was worth it to add nothing to anyone’s life.

psud,

I only commented as you come from a non English speaking instance. It’s a common error in English, so I figured I’d point it out. Were I making a mistake in Dutch I would like such corrections

I_hate_you_welcome,

Don’t worry, this is a Dutch instance, we mostly speak English at C1, C2 proficiency, except when autocorrect is in the game.

psud,

Didn’t you want to know that autocorrect had screwed up your good work? (I had to correct three autocorrect/swipe type failures in this comment)

PennyAndAHalf,

I’ve never had someone on a bicycle roll coal at me.

treadful,
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A little fart maybe

TheBat,
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Wind powered

shiveyarbles, in Dont

Message unclear, please verify

Annoyed_Crabby,

Don’t

treadful, in Can't get enough
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This is an amazing stock photo

treadful, in Where we're going, we don't need roads!
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I want to know more about this glass slipper scooter.

beccaboben,

I know, me too!

SubArcticTundra,
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Only fits one very special person

MeatsOfRage, in Dont

Don’t

Don’t

helixdaunting, in Bone jaw

I miss the “bone apple tea” subreddit. That and “boot too big” were constant sources of slightly stronger nostril exhalations.

gingernate,

He boot too big for he god damn feet!

miss_brainfart, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
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