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irdc, in Don't

This is your brain on don’t.

apotheotic, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I genuinely don’t know if my younger self would have the presence of mind to take me seriously, but I would try to reach them and encourage them to be more empathetic toward things/people that they didn’t understand. I was a bit of an asshole as a teenager, heck maybe even in my early 20s, and I wish I could go back with the care I have now.

ElBarto, in Don't
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

Hold

TheCheddarCheese, in My favorite time of the year.
@TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world avatar

i poisoned the water supply now everyone ded

AVincentInSpace, (edited )

^^^^actually when you poisoned the water supply we discovered that the city’s pipe infrastructure is really severely outdated, so thank you for bringing that to our attention to that. milliomns of people have gotten really sick over the last few years.

secondly becausw you snuck past the security cameras so easily, we discovered that the funds for that security system were being embezzled by government officials, so you busted a major fraud ring.

and lastly the pathogen you unleashed does give people mild diharrea, but we found it’s also a great source of vitamin C which recent studies show residents have not been getting enough of. it’s also an effective probiotic that helps people fight off a particularly nasty virus that we’ve been trying to keep a handle on for some time now without much success. really can’t thank you enough

^(lest you get weirded out)^

akariii, in Thanks for the sub Bigpeepeeboy2002

famous bible quote

systemglitch, in Paradox how could you

Tell me you loved Cities Skylines without telling me you loved Cities Skylines!

Yeah it’s a real shame, I’ve been following this as well.

PraiseTheSoup,

Wow, what an obnoxiously worded comment.

systemglitch,

Followed by a completely useless comment meant to stir up negativity. Well done.

Caboose12000,

what went wrong with cities skylines?

JoeBigelow,
@JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca avatar

The new one runs like hot unoptimized garbage I think

SwampYankee,

It’s really not that bad. I run it with the settings maxed at 1440p. I’m guessing my framerate hovers around 30, both above and below.

R9 3900x & 3070ti - my machine is above average but nothing crazy.

SchizoDenji,

30 fps on 3070ti is shambolic.

sheogorath,

TBH it’s not really the end of the world. I remember the first one running like hot garbage on my PC. Granted maybe it was my shitty CPU being FX-8320 at that time.

On my machine I got around 40-70 with the default settings. For a city management game having a stable (meaning not crashing) game would be its first priority. Although I definitely see this as an early access release regardless of what CO is saying. So I played this on my Game Pass sub. My regional pricing for Game Pass is really good, as converted to the dollar is only tree fiddy. Although the minimum wage in my country is only 1/4 of the US so it all adds up to the same I guess.

SchizoDenji,

Mate, if you’re paying 50$ and have a really good PC, the base level competency should atleast be that the game runs. Let alone the quality or content.

Stop excusing the inexcusable.

sheogorath,

I’m paying 3.5 USD to play this game. So my standards might be lower than those who had paid the full price for this game.

SchizoDenji,

Yeah but that doesn’t make the criticisms invalid?

sheogorath,

That doesn’t make the criticisms invalid. But, there’s always an option to vote with your wallet by treating this release as an early access and not buying it with the current condition and with full price.

Most people lambasting the game makes it seem that they HAVE to buy the game with the current condition no matter what. Just file this game as a play in Game Pass or buy it next year when there’s a sale. If more people skip from buying the game at full price the devs will get the message and will try to release the game when the game is ready to be released like Larian.

I actually do this by buying recent Larian games (D:OS, D:OS2, & BG3) at day one or close to it after the review embargo is lifted (to see whether it’s worth buying or not) to reward them releasing their games in a complete state. Even BG3 had some issues with performance and cut content with their 3rd act.

SchizoDenji,

I actually got a refund for it. I usually do as you said for most games but the goodwill of Paradox and the excitement for CS2 got the better of me.

systemglitch,

Bad release for #2. Hopefully it gets sorted out, but I don’t think anyone expected a launch this bad.

AVincentInSpace, in I am really confused about the current stock meme trend....

NFT bros:

https://i.imgflip.com/5klqep.jpg

(and then they all crashed and burned cause they ran out of gullible rich nerds to scam and there was much rejoicing)

mypasswordis1234, in Don't
@mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world avatar

Donut

nyoooom, in ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

But “facts don’t care about your feelings” or something like that…

EddieTee77, in Much Better

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Fucken love me some pasta in the morning!

Guru_Insights99, (edited )

Sorry, but I doubt the authenticity of any of this this. Please do not frame op for something he/she/they/it/he/xer didn’t do, it might even be against the subreddit rules thanks

Edit: Why the downdoots?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

It’s a copy pasta, everyone knows its fake

Guru_Insights99,

What’s that?

psud,

A standard block of text, posted as if it was your actual opinion, occasionally posted in a context in which it makes sense

ImmortanStalin, in Dont
_cnt0, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.
@_cnt0@feddit.de avatar

Hätten sie lieber die Spanische Inquisition?

RQG,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Die habe ich nicht erwartet.

Orangenkuchen,

Das tut niemand.

manucode,
@manucode@infosec.pub avatar

Niemand erwartet die spanische Inquisition. Was sind noch mal ihre drei Waffen?

Sklrtle, in Dont
SkyJuice, in Paradox how could you

Redfall 😑

I was kinda stoked for a cool looking modern vampire game… We all saw how that turned out

LegionEris, in It's either this or the church of the flying spaghetti monster

PDFs are trusted and respected around the world. It’s a better denomination than most.

spauldo,

It’s also horribly inconsistent, poorly designed, and mostly a money grab. So it fits.

Ok_gas_1987,

It just works

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