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OldManDerp, in One can dream

Lucid dream challenge accepted. NOM NOM NOM

Kidplayer_666, in For the Motherland!

Ukraine be like

crispy_kilt, in just when you don't think about, bääm! a German.

Guten Tag.

rob64,
InputZero,

Gluten Guten Tag Sie.

brightpants, in Galileo - Galileo - Galileo figarooo

At least Apple now dropped lightning, so thunderbolt is all we’ll have going forward

serpentofnumbers, in Keeping the lights on tonight

“ghosts aren’t real”

“well of course, but they don’t know that”

terminhell, in Funtastic 😅

To this day, I still don’t understand what takes windows updates so dam long. Not sure about Mac, but Linux takes, what, 5 minutes at most if you’ve gone a while.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Very true for mainstream distros, but there’s more: Linux updates in the background. No matter how long it takes(if you for example use Gentoo), there is zero downtime. And with kexec your system can be its own bootloader and can do insane stuff like starting new kernel without re-running POST, which is on servers is very important(because they have shitty BIOS that takes ages to boot).

nixcamic,

Sometimes I won’t use Tumbleweed for a few months then boot it up and it will update every package on the system (literally full reinstall of the os and all installed software) faster than Windows can search for updates. What the heck?

Espi,

This is a byproduct of one of the largest and more ignored differences between windows and linux. The fact that Linux let’s you modify files while they are open whereas windows doesn’t.

This means that you can update a linux system by just replacing the files with the new ones while it runs. On the other side, Windows can’t modify its own files while it runs, so instead it has a second entire OS to update itself, and requires a reboot to unload all the files and boot from the updater without locking windows files.

ultra,

Silverblue also does this, yet updates are really quick

Espi,

No, silverblue does all the work before you restart the computer, and the actual work doesn’t involve replacing the OS itself but basically downloading some files and just checking a different git branch when booting.

o11c,

ReplaceFile exists to get everyone else’s semantics though?

vacuumflower,

In some sense this would even seem an advantage of Windows. (I know it’s the fundamental reason for many hangs and freezes, but the idea that a file is a lockable resource doesn’t seem that bad.)

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

There is flock/fcntl for you. But locking is bad for performance too, especially in multithreaded enviroments.

vacuumflower,

Yes, the thing is - it’s a choice.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Then there is cooperative locking for you. It becomes a choice.

Espi,

I think files being locked is really intuitive, which greatly helps new users. Allowing files to be modified or deleted while they are open makes it really easy to shoot yourself in the foot. For example in the video of Linus switching to Linux he was uncompressing a file and tried to open it while it was still uncompressing, which failed since the file wasn’t complete. He didn’t understand why the file wasnt uncompressing correctly. That can’t happen on Windows, since the file being uncompressed would be locked.

I think there should be a ‘lockable mode’, and for distributions oriented to new users the home directory should be mounted like that.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

There IS ‘lockable mode’ since System V era. It is extensively used by package managers and similar stuff.

Deleting file does not actually deletes it from disk until last program closes it. And there are ways to open file such that changes to file will not be seen in program.

Espi,

Yeah with “lockable mode” I mean locking by default instead of requiring every program to specifically call for locking.

It would probably break lots of software, but only using such mode for the users home (or maybe even specific Downloads/documents/desktop/etc folders within the home directory) could reduce the impact.

[Edit] wait I think there is whole fs locking mode on mounting, with the “mand” option, going to test it.

brb,

Can’t remember a windows update taking longer than 5 minutes. And even if it did take that long, you can just press “update and shutdown” when you stop using the pc. Windows has a lot of problems but this isn’t one of them.

Catsrules,

A lot of it happens in the backgound. It is at least a 15-30 minute process from start to finish. Very annoying if you have an older computer as it is sucks up a lot of resources updating during the background updates.

I normally don’t ever shutdown or restart my desktop. I like leaving program and stuff running so I can continue what I am doing when I get back. With an update I have to close out all of my shit and then shutdown and open everything back up.

I also swear when you have updates pending on a restart the computer doesn’t run very well.

brb,

I see now. I have pretty beefy computer so I haven’t noticed that. I also shutdown my computer every night so it’s still not problem for me.

terminhell,

Another issue is that windows will eventually force a reboot on you with pending updates. You can postpone it for a while, but eventually you’ll be in the middle of something and it will just do it anyways.

pirat, (edited )

This is, in some regards, similar to rape…

Edit: to clarify,

Another issue is that windows a predatory person will eventually force a reboot on rape you with pending updates upknocking. You can sometimes postpone it for a while, but eventually you’ll be in the middle of something and it they will just do it anyways.

Hopefully, we’ll agree that rape is much worse, but the underlying principle is the same: some entity abuses something you own - your body/property. Since you’re the owner, you exclusively should be in control.

Unfortunately, it can sometimes be necessary to leave an abusive partner/OS. This can be challenging if you “need” one but they’re all evil and dominating. M$ is not abusing its users as violently as some people are abusing their partners. However, their subtle abuse of their users takes place on a much bigger scale. Not only in this (pretty unimportant) regard, but also by e.g. unwanted telemetry/tracking. Luckily, non-abusive partners of the Linux family are becoming easier to find and date, and many are already flirting with one or more of them.

terminhell,

Bruh what

samtoxie,

You heard him, its RAPE!

pirat,

I’ve clarified my answer.

ShouldIHaveFun,

If your computer is always running it may never take longer than five minutes. But try to leave your computer shut down for a month or more. Then updates accumulate and it can take really long to make them.

nickwitha_k,

Lack of proper package management is my assumption.

notenoughbutter,

I hear it takes a long time on Macs too!

thankfully I don’t have this problem on my Gentoo

vacuumflower,

I’d be using Gentoo if not for installing software being something you have to plan for.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

“Sorry boss I can’t come into work today, I need to install important security updates on my fifteen arch and/or gentoo desktops and servers.”

vacuumflower,

Exactly.

sebsch,

They have no packages but do a full patch of the system data. Since this is the most complex approach and almost everything can go wrong down to the core they spend most of the time with checking and cleaning state.

herrvogel,

Mac updates are less frequent but take longer. They also restart the machine. One difference though is that my mac never took it upon itself to start an update without asking my opinion.

DmMacniel,

/laughs in company enforced updates/

First they nag you. Then they nag even more. Then they blur out everything making your system unusable unless you hit update.

Cysioland,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

One company I worked at had a weird customization for both Windows and Dell UEFI updates, and this shit was super intrusive, basically you could skip it only once, and then it’d count down to the update even if you’re on an important Teams meeting

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

And it’s all done with style, looking good while closing in on ya

Edit: you seem to have a pair of spare / /

May i borrow them?

I somehow lost mine.

¯_(ツ)_¯

DmMacniel,

Sure. Knock yourself out

\ \ \ / / /

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks - now i’m complete

¯_(ツ)_/¯

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

and on linux you can upgrade while the system is running and then reboot

Blackmist,

The Nintendo Switch is the gold standard of updates for me.

Lime66,

Mac updates are usually at least a GB in my experience, they take a while

usernamesAreTricky, in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes!

It’s worth noting that in countries like US, it’s really only things like beyond burgers and impossible meat that cost more. It doesn’t require eating those for a plant-based diet nor are people typically eating those every meal, is why plant-based diets generally have lower costs

Compared to meat eaters, results show that “true” vegetarians do indeed report lower food expenditures

www.sciencedirect.com/…/S0921800915301488?via%3Di…

It found that in high-income countries:

• Vegan diets were the most affordable and reduced food costs by up to one third.

• Vegetarian diets were a close second.

• Flexitarian diets with low amounts of meat and dairy reduced costs by 14%.

• By contrast, pescatarian diets increased costs by up to 2%.

ox.ac.uk/…/2021-11-11-sustainable-eating-cheaper-…

ericbomb,

Oh yeah I 100% spend less on food as a vegetarian, because black beans/lentils are such wonderful cheap sources of protein.

But sometimes I want like the premade like meat crumbles or burgers, and those cost more usually.

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

But do you spend less because you’re vegetarian, or because you don’t have options for spending money at fast food / restaurants?

ericbomb,

I mean a pound of beef costs $4.

A pound of raw lentils like a $1.

Lentils are more calorie dense.

Lentils are more protein dense.

Black beans are in similar camp.

Rice and wheat products are cheaper per calorie, but lack the protein.

So yeah, it’s just cheaper to be a vegetarian, even with massive beef subsidiaries. But veggie patties are still more expensive because of processing and they are smaller batches.

scala,

To add to this as a vegan of 10+ years. To supplement the lack of protein, I use pea based protein powder for a meal. And add hemp seeds for other meals/snacks during the day.

We occasionally get the processed grounds/meat substitutes only when they are on sale. Which would be 2lbs for $6 for a gardien/beyond/impossible alternative to animal flesh in pounds.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Unfortunately the difference between eating meat or lentils is having to eat lentils lol.

ericbomb,

… okay you got me there.

But the veggie tech to make meat likes is getting better, so hopefully soon!

Habahnow,

Lol, lentils are freaking bomb. Its a win win for me, I can eat bomb ass lentils, and save money.

Ataraxia,

My mom would make lentil stew with sausage and I always ate the sausage and left the lentils. Was also forced to stay at the table until bed time because I refused to eat them. I need meat with my legumes that is if I am not working because I have a severe carb intolerance so anything from oats, to brown rice to beans and tubers trigger my IBS and make me confused. The only fix was 3 months of straight keto where I felt amazing, was exercising and looked great but… my boyfriend learned how to make pizza thw right way and nothing will ever replace the dough on pizza so once a week I have that, fast the rest and when I eat it’s steak or chicken or shrimp or fish with spinach or something. I need to work so I can’t just have a bean burrito or a bowl of rice or ill end up fired for spending too much time in the toilet or getting someone killed because I can’t think.

Must be nice to have that kind of privilege to eat what you want though!

blanketswithsmallpox,

I’ve always had issues with lentils but my diet is very Midwest American lol. The only time I’ve had good lentils is when they’re masked as much as possible in heavily spiced curries or similar.

Aren’t they already used in a bunch of processed foods as filler?

captainlezbian,

Yeah people really don’t believe me when I talk about how much I save by being a low fish pescatarian. A can of beans is cheaper than equivalent beef or chicken as are mushrooms. Peanut butter sandwiches are a cheaper lunch than lunch meat ones. And I’m not hurting for protein because beans are full of the stuff

Illegal_Prime,

I’m not vegetarian, but I will stand by peanut butter being the best sandwich filling for packing lunch. Nothing compares to its ability to keep well in a room temperature ziploc bag.

TheFriendlyDickhead,

I realy don’t get why people eat those meat subsidies. They are realy not that good and unhealthy too. Cooking a meal just with vegetables and other stuff can taste realy good, is healthy and cheap at the same time.

KillAllPoorPeople,

Want to hear some mind-blowing information? Not everyone likes the stuff you like, you’re not the barometer on what is good or what is unhealthy.

queermunist,
@queermunist@lemmy.ml avatar

They’re junk food and that’s why I love them.

It’s the same impulse that keeps me buying Takis.

MickeySwitcherooney,

You want the real reason in a thread jerking off vegetarianism? Here goes:

  1. Meat tastes great.
  2. It gives me a sense of fullness that plants rarely do (except beans).
  3. It’s a better protein source.
  4. The iron, B12, etc. in it are more easily absorbed.
  5. Every brand of fake meat I’ve tried tastes terrible.
  6. It makes me feel the best mentally compared to eating other foods.
TheFriendlyDickhead,

Yes meat does that. I am talking about fake meat.

FatCrab,

Impossible and beyond taste delicious in respective appropriate dishes. Dunno wtf you’re on about. Also a lot less prep and clean up to toss a frozen patty on the grill than cook a bunch of veggies. The downside is that it isn’t particularly healthy-- at least on par with a red meat burger. But the idea that they all “taste bad” is just dumb and contrary to what clearly a ton of other people experience.

4lan,

Why is it that countries that don’t eat red meat as much as Americans live far longer than we do?

Okinawans live well past 100, and are doing physical activity into their 90s. Americans are falling apart by the time they turn 60, dead before they hit 80.

I hope the flavor is worth the colon cancer!

mob,

While moderation is the key to everything, and I wouldn’t be surprised if cutting out red.meat is a lot healthier for the consumer

Feels like you just randomly made something up here by comparing some random outlier stories you’ve heard.

fatalError,

Not American myself, but I can think of a few factors besides meat:

  • less stress
  • less polution
  • less processed food, be it meat or not
  • less sugar
  • less sedentary lifestyle
  • genes

Nutrition alone won’t get you to 100. Having a diverse diet keeps ypu healty, but there are many factors that impact health. I do agree that meat is overused in general population, but can’t really force the vegan/vegetarian lifestyle onto an omnivore specie.

MickeySwitcherooney,

I’m sure that’s the only difference between the average American and people from those countries. Same exact genetics, lifestyles, air pollution, economy, etc.

4lan,

I would love you to show me where I said that’s the only difference.

They also have a sense of community. Americans will fuck over anyone for a slight advantage.

They also are physically active, unlike Americans eating 3k calories and sitting on their asses all day.

There are actually many places on Earth that are just like Okinawa in that they have long lives. I think that’s evidence enough that genetics are not a big factor. They are not some sort of superhumans, They just live a better life.

Go ahead and defend how Americans live… We are insatiable pigs, on a whole. Nearly half of us are overweight because we can’t control ourselves. We have no meaningful culture. We have no sense of community. We are individualistic to the core. And we die before we hit the age 80. But yeah America’s number one right?

WetBeardHairs,

Probably because Americans were raised on a super meat heavy diet. Meat burgers. Meat casseroles. Meat sauces. Meat everything. Fake meats make those recipes achievable for vegetarians and vegans who long for mom’s home cooking.

Ataraxia,

Italian here, sardegna. Sausage, porchetto, chicken, lamb (lots of it), small baby birds, brains, all kinds of fish especially sword fish, octopus and Squid, lots of cured meats… the list goes on. Every meal has a meat and we live the longest in italy.

4lan,

This is only a recent thing historically. Government subsidies and lobbying from the meat industry, not to mention letting agricultural corporations create our food pyramid, got us to where we are today.

We have been led into an unhealthy lifestyle for the profit of a handful of billionaires.

Take a look at places where people live above 100 yrs regularly. They aren’t shoveling beef down there throats like Americans are. And we die 20 to 30 years earlier on average

Homeburra,

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  • 4lan,

    Couldn’t be a combination of factors could it?

    danque, in It's so annoying
    @danque@lemmy.world avatar

    Mostly when sick and the head is cloudy. You’ll be like, “I have slept for 15 hours, I don’t feel well, but what now”

    emanresu, in Paradox how could you

    This is why we still need demos

    bitsplease,

    You basically get them through Steam - 2 hours is generally enough to figure out if a game is a total ripoff or not

    wildcardology,

    Piracy is the demo version for me. I pirated cs1 until I decided that they deserve my money.

    dingleberry, in It's either this or the church of the flying spaghetti monster

    Anyone remembers DJVU? Whatever happened there.

    Ok_gas_1987,

    It’s still kicking afaik. You can get djvu readers and converters and stuff.

    Maybe people didn’t like it cause it was developed by at&t idk…

    My only experience with djvu was one of my friends sharing stuff in that format. He had a Mac where we all had pc.

    I remember there being a djvu reader for Mac which let you scroll continuously. But idk…

    UnrepententProcrastinator, in Later me will manage

    Nothing like the pressure of last minute to be productive!

    kemsat, in It's so annoying

    It’s not loading it’s “what the fuck was I thinking 12.37648 seconds ago?”

    backhdlp,
    @backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    more like 1.237648 seconds

    sbv, in Dont

    Don’t

    thebirdwashere,

    just DONT

    spacecadet,

    Dont

    Jeredin,

    Don’t

    DestroyMegacorps,

    Dont

    _cnt0,
    @_cnt0@feddit.de avatar

    I wasn’t going to. But maybe if you think I was, then I should.

    CouncilOfFriends, in Don't

    Maybe I will

    TrickDacy, in Don't
    @TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

    Don’t… “crop screenshots because why spend the extra 14 seconds before you post something”?

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