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Kyrgizion, in I would do that but with a baseball bat

I’d use a gun tbh. Gotta make sure.

arymandias, in Sure it is

Plot twist: it’s the same house

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Have you not heard of appartments before?

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

he probably has, but it could still be for 1 person

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Right, but then “iT’s tHE SaME HoUSe” still isn’t a plot twist. It very obviously is the same house. The question is whether it’s the same tennant.

fushuan,

It’s not obvious that it’s the same house. House doesn’t necessarily equate building. People use house and home interchangeably, and in an apartment complex “house” can refer to a single apartment. Thus, when saying that it’s the same house they are saying that the same person owns those apartments. You might not agree with that definition of house, but that clearly what the OP is using.

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

A house is a building. Do you by any chance mean household ?

fushuan,

It’s not what I mean, it’s what the OP meant, and yeah, they meant household when saying house but that was pretty apparent by the context.

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

They’re two different things though? They’re not synonyms…

fushuan,

Well, you suggested me household and since English is not my first language I thought that that was the correct word, but it isn’t.

House in Spanish for example can mean a building, or an apartment, and I thought it also did in English, but after searching for a bit, for building it can’t be used as apartment. In any case, in the way OP used the word it’s clear to me that they mean that all the windows are of the same owner/big apartment, instead of being apartments of separate owners. Have a nice day.

(BTW, unless Cambridge is wrong house can also be used as household: (dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/…/house: all the people living in a house)

madmaurice,
@madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

In any case, in the way OP used the word it’s clear to me that they mean that all the windows are of the same owner/big apartment, instead of being apartments of separate owners.

People also thought that Russia wouldn’t invade Ukraine, because it was clear to them. Either write what you mean or don’t act surprised if people take what you said at face value…

Kusimulkku, in Sure it is

I’m guessing some student housing thing

Mr_Blott,

Looks more like a wicker basket to me

space_gecko,

Helaman Halls at BYU. A lot of the student housing had fun post-it art or a variety of national flags in the windows, at least as of a few years ago.

EddieTee77, in Much Better

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Fucken love me some pasta in the morning!

Guru_Insights99, (edited )

Sorry, but I doubt the authenticity of any of this this. Please do not frame op for something he/she/they/it/he/xer didn’t do, it might even be against the subreddit rules thanks

Edit: Why the downdoots?

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

It’s a copy pasta, everyone knows its fake

Guru_Insights99,

What’s that?

psud,

A standard block of text, posted as if it was your actual opinion, occasionally posted in a context in which it makes sense

HerbalGamer, in Lookin at you Blahaja Zone

Looks like lemmy.ml has very much lost the ml roots

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Mfs prob think it means machine learning, doesn’t change the fact that Fascists rose to power in Europe 90 years ago on the back of anti-communist rhetoric. History doesnt always repeat, but it sure as shit rhymes.

Waker, in Lookin at you Blahaja Zone

I can be anti-both. ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Aggravationstation, in It's called Waynestock.

We had to beat them to death with their own shoes…

max, in Sure it is

Lmao could this be more AI generated

odium,

I’ve seen this reposted many times over the past decade. I suspect the image is older than realistic ai generated images.

expatriado,

so this image is a window into the past

Kusimulkku,

This is an old photo. So yes, it could be more AI generated

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

It looks like it was ai upscaled. Zoom into the letters or the rounded corners of the picture. It’s easier to spot that way.

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

yeah I did some digging and one of the earlier posts I found of this was back in april 21 and it was much smaller. Definitely seems to be upscaled. Certainly looks fake when you zoom in on this. The Soviet flag actually looks worse in this compared to the other image I saw.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e2ef932d-82eb-4081-a646-a3a3b87f4894.jpeg

PRUSSIA_x86,

The bricks are throwing me off, but it could be the camera quality.

irmoz,

What makes you say that?

Stalinwolf, (edited )
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

People out here downvoting the implication that this is an artifical image. AI or poor photoshop, this is shaping up to be a real reddit moment.

There is definitely some interesting things happening here. If not AI, it’s definitely showing characteristics of being artificial.

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/7656d2be-7c0d-498f-9d90-1a4405f1763a.png

max,

Yeah so apparently it’s a real picture taken quite some time ago that has been upscaled. It looks absolutely horrendous though and 100% fake, especially the parts you highlighted. I guess I’m not terminally online enough to recognize a repost or something, but weirdly enough I’m OK with that.

PixxlMan,

Look at the other pictures posted in this comment thread. The picture OP used was a particularly terrible version of it for some reason, there are other versions that don’t look nearly as bad.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

yeah it’s definitely (poorly) upscaled by AI but originally it was a real picture

edinbruh,

This image is very old, since before accessible generative AI. It’s probably been AI upscaled/improved. Notice how the headline is also borked

zxqwas, in Lookin at you Blahaja Zone

Troll grade: C-.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

Not trying to troll so…

doofer_name,

They rather seem like a tankie crybaby having a problem with 196 being anti-tankie. But yeah C- seems fair.

CatradoraSomething,

I dont think you krauts are allowed to talk about politics for the next while, yall dont seem to do well with it.

Grayox,
@Grayox@lemmy.ml avatar

I can’t say much then, they learned how to make safe places for Fascists learning from Yanks.

CatradoraSomething,

but yanks at least invaded normandy and killed a whole bunch before turning

Diplomjodler,

Have you heard of Iraq? Germany hasn’t invaded anyone since 1945. What about the US?

CatradoraSomething,

true you are correct, the US is worse, Krautland is just a lapdog

can you tell me why the first two presidents of west germany were nazi party members during hitlers reign

Diplomjodler,

Theodor Heuss was never a member of the NSDAP. Lübke is indeed a stain on the history of post war Germany. Can you tell me why you’re not fighting in the war for the greater glory of your Great Führer Putin? Are you a coward?

CatradoraSomething,

fuhrer is your speciality, have fun with the AFD

doofer_name,

I gotta say. This must be one of the more pathetic attempts at trolling I‘ve seen in a while. Lmao.

TransplantedSconie, in Sure it is

Upper left is the true confederate flag

Sotuanduso,

Is this a joke or are you saying they should have put a flag up too?

DragonTypeWyvern,

They lost.

calebcharles,

It’s a very funny joke. A white flag was literally their flag. It caused some issues when they tried to surrender and kept getting shot. So, they had to up their design game.

Rebels_Droppin,
@Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world avatar

White flags are the sign for surrender

TheGoldenV,

The only one that mattered.

Sharpiemarker,

Got em!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Above left lives a gay African-American Jazz trumpeter

XEAL, in Much Better

Thicks and prayers

Yawweee877h444,

Thick goth thighs save lives

TokyoMonsterTrucker, in Much Better

Are you trying to give people hot Satanic nun fetishes? Because this is how you give people hot Satanic nun fetishes.

I’ll be in my bunk suffering from my new fetish. Thanks, asshole

Viking_Hippie,

I was in a band called Satanic Nun Fetish. Surprisingly, we played bluegrass.

Feirdro,

That tracks.

janus2,
@janus2@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

do you have any recordings posted anywhere? i very much enjoy bluegrass

Viking_Hippie,

Unfortunately not, as it’s a fictional band I just made up for a joke 🤷

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Viking_Hippie,

Aww I’m sorry! Would it help if I pointed out the fact that your hair looks great today?

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yes, yes it absolutely would thank you.

Viking_Hippie,

No problem, haver of great hair!

Slow,

If you like this kind of thing, I recommend the music video “Semargl - god is not love”. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGyiE6-alV0&t

Be careful nsfw.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Sure it is

Top left tenant just gave up

irdc,

Apparently this is what makes someone turn neutral.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

I hope they’re not one of those fascism-leaning “centrists”

irdc,

“Beige shirts”

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar
webghost0101,

Thats the bro they get their weed from and regularly invites them together for a sesh. Single handedly keeping the peace in the building. Real guru that one.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Fuck that guy, don’t sell to rebs.

Cysioland, in I would do that but with a baseball bat
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

I’d tell my younger self “you are gay” in the voice of that Ugandan TV host

Catsrules,

Why are you gay??!?

paddirn, in Much Better

I think if nuns actually looked and dressed like this, you’d find more people going to church.

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Wasn’t there a temple in Greece where priestesses would have sex with devotees?

Slow,

Many hundreds of years ago. At a time when belief in the Greek gods was popular.

paddirn,

Not sure, it’s possible though. The Oracle of Delphi or the Pythia were a sort of order of priestesses to Apollo who were supposed to have gotten high off of some sort of gases or fumes and spent their days reading signs from various divination sources (entrails and colored beans and likely others). I 'm not sure that they specifically did anything like that, but I wouldn’t doubt that there was some sort of fertility cults that might be into that as a way of ensuring good harvests or whatever.

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

"i've told you a hundred times, sister, if you use the confessional to give private lap dances, i get fifty percent!"

Slow,

A 70 year old male priest will come out to meet you…

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