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Something_Complex, in No, por favor.

You know you could have used Malta and it would actually make sense

Cannacheques,

Ironically the EU would not dare leave Malta or Greece

angrystego,

Yeah, but Mexico has more letters in common with mexit and is overall the more funny option. Why have realism when you can have fun?

vivadanang, in meanwrule at Tesla

this meme is 100% correct - it’s the electric edsel, right up there with the homer car.

billions in the hole for ‘freedumb of speech’.

it’s good to see his bullshit finally catch up with him. Hope his failure doesn’t take out spaceX tho, reusable rocks (not his idea) are a winner.

MisterFrog,
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I think the better thing you could hope for is that the bankruptcy comes swiftly, he’s forced to sell off the IP, and all the engineers who actually built the damn things move to a company with saner leadership and continue on.

Else it’ll always be at his whim.

vivadanang,

You do you mate.

Avnar, in Gambling is addictive

*shouldt be advertised on TV

TheAnonymouseJoker, in What is this? Wrong answers only.
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Sound wave cannon. Star n Stripe Power Rangers will use it in their battle against Joe Zuckermusk Trump.

corsicanguppy, in Ohhh

Check the Declaration of Independence. You’ll find the ‘u’. Noah Webster was a dick.

lugal,

The Declaration was pre standard. It sure was a political decision to land on another standard than the Bri*ish

rishabh, in 2 genders

I read it as “Iron man”.

lugal,

This took a moment

MartinXYZ,

I’m dumb. It took me a lot more than a moment 😕

lugal,

Tbh, it was a long moment for me

radioactiveradio, in meanwrule at Tesla

Designing bullet holes is a very Elon thing to do.

radioactiveradio, in Who wants to live forever…

If they’re funny to you, that’s all that matters. It’s about sharing your fun with others.

NigelFrobisher, in Ohhh

I always want to pronounce the American versions of these words phonetically when I see them.

And what the heck is going on with the US pronunciation of “buoy”? None of those syllables are in that word.

Unanimous_anonymous, (edited )

Buo-y

Apparently we have the Dutch to blame for that one, as the verb form is apparently descended from Spanish.

Ottomateeverything,

I still don’t understand the English insistence on borrowing words from other languages, yet refusal to standardize spelling into ways that actually make sense within the language.

So I still blame English for being silly with their transliteration.

funkless_eck,

ʤəst stɑːt ˈjuːzɪŋ aɪ-piː-eɪ

UnverifiedAPK,

Blame the French actually, they invaded and screwed everything up beyond repair.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Funny thing about those “French” people.

William the Bastard of Normandy was the grandson of a fellow named Rollo the Viking.

Rollo had conquered the French northern coast and wrecked so much shit the French king just offered to make him a vassal, and give him more land in the process, if he protected the land he’d taken from other Viking raiders. This area would develop a hybrid culture from the mixing of the Germanic invaders and French population.

English, already a bastardized Germanic language, combined from the spoken languages of Germanic invaders who would come to be known as Anglo-Saxons and the native population, got further hybridized by a French Viking who actually spoke a French-Germanic dialect known as Norman.

Tl;Dr

Sea Germans hate linguistic purity, and English’s problems are all their fault.

eclectic_electron,

Blame the great vowel shift.

But also, English spelling can’t standardize because English pronunciation isn’t standard. West Coast vs Midwest vs South vs East Coast have vastly different accents. Any spelling reform that makes English phonetic for one would be wrong for the others.

And it keeps changing! People keep moving and interacting with other languages, adding and dropping words and accents over time.

explodicle,

Do it backwards, pronounce the British versions

  • Cull our
  • Hume our
  • Flave our
demonen, in What is this? Wrong answers only.
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That is a Seven Nation Army.

demonen, in AI can generate memes now. This could potentially lead to a new robot-communist era.
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In a 1000 years, the robots that take over after us will think this is really funny.

radioactiveradio, in What is this? Wrong answers only.

Nipple hair remover

nicman24,

op said wrong

kamen, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

Check them again ten minutes later.

Haus, in Every website
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Me at 1am: Is it worth a cookie to see Alexandra Daddario's latest outfit?

kwking13,

Just stare into her eyes and the answer will be revealed.

alvanrahimli, in Five apps😅 not so many for me

The last one is always github trends. If you end up there, no luck for you then. Go cook something or go outside

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