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MTLion3, in Mom look im joining in on the trend

Like who comes up with this shit for a stock photo 🤣

UnverifiedAPK,
Godort, in The neverending discussion about pasta, olive oil and just putting enough water... 10g salt, 100g pasta, at least 1L water e basta così ! No oil or you ruin the pasta/sauce synergy. 😃

Cooking pasta correctly is an art, but there are some basic rules to follow if you want consistent results.

If you want to avoid this situation in particular, take the pasta out just before it’s done along with about 1/4 cup of the water and add both to your sauce and finish cooking the pasta there. You’ll end up with pasta that is cooked perfectly with a sauce that readily adheres to each noodle and no stickyness

stick2urgunz88,
@stick2urgunz88@lemmy.world avatar

This is the way. Once I learned the pasta water trick, I never looked back.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Don’t you just end up with shitty, watery sauce?

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

No

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Let me rephrase: how do you NOT end up with shitty, watery sauce?

TheBat,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

Let the water evaporate, duh. You can also add cream or cheese to the sauce.

Karyoplasma,

The sauce itself should be quite thick before adding the pasta water. I let my bolognese reduce for at least an hour and a half before starting to boil water for the pasta.

Jakdracula,
@Jakdracula@lemmy.world avatar

Well, you only use a bit of the pasta water, it depends how much tomato sauce you’re making.

Pull out about a cup of the pasta water.
Dump the pasta. Don’t rinse the pasta, ever.

Now either slowly pour in a bit of the pasta water into the sauce, stir it, look at it, there should be a sheen. The pasta water makes the red sauce very silky.

Or, take a frying pan, turn the heat on. Add butter and olive oil. When the butter gets melted, dump diced veggies (or not) into the pan. Cook the vegetables to almost desired tenderness. Dump garlic in for no more than one minute.
Dump some pasta water in, just a little, and throw the pasta on top. Mix it up. After a short time, 15 seconds maybe, pour the red sauce on top of the spaghetti and veggies, stir.
After about a minute or so, add pasta water, just a bit. Stir. Taste. Is it shiny and silky? If not add a little more water. Repeat until it’s tasty.

Player2,

Rinsing the pasta is fine for making a cold pasta salad or something like that, removing the free starch stops it from sticking. But for a dish with sauce, definitely don’t rinse.

AgnosticMammal,

The pasta water helps thicken the sauce and makes it more stickier, same way the cornstarch water slurry works.

u202307011927,
@u202307011927@feddit.de avatar

How much is one cup? A big one or a small one? I have several

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

use the biggest one you have. fill it up to the top then throw that shit away.

Bytemeister,

12 tbsp.

lolcatnip, (edited )

237 mL. It’s a US unit.

Edit: I just realized I have a 2-cup measuring cup and I’ve never noticed how weird that sounds until now.

GreenMario, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

What are your greatest accomplishment?

One time I pooped on a car going over 100mph.

GreenMario, in Definitely going to bed early today, yup
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maeries, in I've been heron we're doing these memes now?

Source: iStork

Mordachai_Shedbacon, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Hopefully, face down in garbage

Track_Shovel,
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Same, pigeon dude, same

saltesc, in Ohhh

I don’t get US spelling of “meter” for the metric system they don’t even use. My car dashboard is two meters wide. Speedometer and tachometer. It’s probably about half a metre wide.

I dunno what a kilometer would be. A device that can measure anything in thousands of something; weight, volume, speed, etc.

“The scale says you weigh 0.07 metric tonnes.”

“Oh my god, I’m so fat.”

“No, that’s only 70kg, it’s this stupid kilometer. Makes everything seem bigger than it is.”

UnverifiedAPK,

Well you have me- from proto-european which means to measure.

Then you have metrical (metricus/metrikos from Latin/Greek) that means to measure rhythm in poetry.

Mētrum/Metron again from Latin/Greek meaning “measure, length, size, limit, proportion”

Then “metre” which is originally a unit of length. Then you have a “metre stick” which is a stick used to measure a metre. You can blame the French for basically calling it a “measurement stick” but it refers to a very specific measurement.

Then you have the -or suffix in Latin which means “to have to do with” or “to pertain to”. Then that turns in to -re and -er in Old English.

And like everything else - Brittan used both for centuries before deciding one was “right” and everyone else is at fault for the other way (just like how “Soccer” is a British term). Famously Shakespeare used both -re and -er.

Lastly, the US uses the metric system for its professions. It’s layman’s terms that don’t use metric.

Viking_Hippie,

I dunno what a kilometer would be. A device that can measure anything in thousands of something; weight, volume, speed, etc

It’s the opposite. A kilometer is a thousand meters, a kilowatt is a thousand watts and a kilogram is a shitload of cocaine.

CyberEgg,

opens a german dictionary
it says „Meter“
shrugs

Viking_Hippie,

Now that you have it open, could you find a funny compound noun or two? I love those!

CyberEgg, (edited )

I’m German, I don’t need a dictionary for that. We make them up on the fly. For example, Autowaschanlagenführer or Türöffnungsmechanismuswartung

Viking_Hippie,

I remember a little German from it being mandatory in school here in Denmark where we also like compound nouns so imma give it a shot:

“Car wash hose boss” and “door opening mechanism maintenance”?

CyberEgg,

“door opening mechanism maintenance”

Yes

“Car wash hose boss”

Almost. „Car wash operator“ it is.

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

If I worked in a car wash I would demand to be called a hose boss

Viking_Hippie,

Same tbh 😂

rob64,

How about Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung? That’s my personal favorite, though it lacks umlauts.

Viking_Hippie,

I’m guessing that means speed limit? Nice 😂

Bene7rddso,

Yes

rob64,

Okay I’m curious. With Danish being a Germanic language, how much are you benefiting from cognates and the like when making your guesses?

Viking_Hippie,

Some. Danish isn’t as closely related to German as it is to Norwegian or Swedish, but there are a lot of similarities such as similar words. Danmark is mostly an even weirder than Dutch combination of German and English 😁

rob64,

Weirder than Dutch? I do not believe this.

Viking_Hippie,

I know it’s a tall order but I’m pretty sure it’s true. Danish is a really weird language 😄

Kecessa,

I think you need to rework that one bud.

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Because homonyms are the worst part of any language and Noah Webster agrees with me.

for the metric system they don’t even use.

British people will fund pirates to steal our measuring weights, only to convert themselves 200 years later and then act like the US doesn't have a single STEM field. And then drive by the mile for a pint of milk.

Son_of_dad, in Eminem’s mom before he leaves for a rap battle [stock photo]

Do not feed the wild Italians

Shialac, in O.O

Please never gift a pet

Number358,

Why though? I love early home computers

context

match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

❌ Giving them a pet as a gift

✅ Making them the pet as a gift

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

where do I put my name to be on the list for this party?

devfuuu,

I can also take care of a pet.

Perfide,

Agreed. Even assuming you know the person wants a pet and can handle a pet, you’re still robbing them of choice in what pet they get. The poodle is cute and all, but little timmy really would’ve preferred a border collie.

Pretty much the only scenario I can agree with gifting a pet is if you know they want one, know they can handle one, and finally when it comes to the actual gift giving, it starts off with a trip to the animal shelter so they can pick their own companion.

darcy,
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

certainly

XTornado,

I mean I see were you are going but if they already wanted and you confirmed, like if the kid has wanted it and you are the parent or you talked with their parents, etc… it’s not that crazy.

I mean maybe I would go and make a gift card or something saying they can get it as a presen and if they are ok with it you then get it, ideally adopting of course.

grayman,

Paying for something someone wants isn’t the same as a surprise gift.

A parent buying a pet for their kids is actually a parent buying a pet for themselves; the parents very well know the pet is ultimately their responsibility.

I don’t think anyone is saying to not do those things. It’s the surprise of a pet that is heinous.

XTornado,

Can still be a surprise that they want it doesn’t mean they expect it.

Qkall,
@Qkall@lemmy.ml avatar

just to be a bit of a devil that advocates thingies, i lost my pooch a bit ago and my family asked when they could get me a new pup. i told them i needed time and maybe around my upcoming bday. so, i think if its been discussed in some fashion… i think it okays.

but i do understand the overall point and i don’t disagree - surprise pets tend to be a bad move.

ratz30,

Pets should never be a surprise for sure. Having an idea that you’ve got one coming and being willing to take care of it is another story altogether

lugal, in pulling for you, pigeon bro

If it flies, it spies

Zaphod, in Did I do it right?

This my favourite yet

EpicFailGuy, in Hope your shopping has gone well
@EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world avatar

Clearly he want’s a MILK BONE …

HAve we learned nothing from that one VINE

“Skeleton aggressively asking: What is my FAVORITE snack?!!!”

GrammatonCleric, in Did it hurt? 🙄
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

はい

flicker,

For others, this comment is "Hai," or "yes" in Japanese.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

良い人間

flicker,

I promise that I'm not but I appreciate it anyway. ❤️

Holzkohlen,

助けて

velox_vulnus, in Once you've seen a pair once, you want to seem 'em some more

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    Nah kids, don’t listen to this guy - OP is talking about his girlfriend’s huge badonkadonkers and how much he appreciates boobies.

    funkajunk,
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    Big mommy milkers

    bobs_monkey,

    Huge titulating tatas

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